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Now That Tito Ortiz Is Back, Is This What We Have To Look Forward To?

In this video Tito Ortiz takes great satisfaction in the knowledge that while he’s living it up in first class on his way to UFC 101, Chuck Liddell is back in coach with the plebes.  Yeah, that is a pretty sweet/petty victory.  The only triumph that could possibly be better in a rivalry between two pro fighters would be if you had mercilessly thrashed him in a fight for money…twice.  You take your moments where you can though, right?

Now that Ortiz is back in the UFC, it seems as if he is intent on squeezing every last ounce of publicity juice out of it, at least until he gets demolished by the ageless wonder, Mark Coleman.  Might as well buckle up and get ready.  Part two is after the jump, where Matt Serra shows up to add a little panache to this thing and Tito beats up Danny Bonaduce on his morning radio show.  Physical stunts, that’s how radio is going to reclaim the popularity it enjoyed in the early twentieth century.



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thatswhatsup- August 13, 2009 at 3:39 pm
goddamnit. on top of having a head as big as hong man choi, he adds more attention to it by bleaching his hair.

OC so cal douchebag.
FishOfFury- August 12, 2009 at 4:42 am
Chuck stays classy, always. That's why he reigns supreme.

Tito has a huge, bloated watermelon on his shoulders. All he does is talk nonsense.
Zee German- August 12, 2009 at 1:22 am
@Goog

You, Sir, know what you are talking about. I couldn't have said it any better (seriously, I couldn't have said it any better, I'm from Germany).
Jay Smith- August 11, 2009 at 11:12 pm
How come when Tito speaks I want to kill myself?
Kadumel- August 11, 2009 at 11:08 pm
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LBo- August 11, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Good thing they added persistent user logins so the comments thread wouldn't be a bunch of pointless bitching that doesn't add any value...
Seoul Brother- August 11, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Stewardess! There's a creature on the wing, and it's tearing up the engine! Oh wait, it's just Tito Ortiz. My bad.

And getting a first class ticket to Philly is like getting a stretch limo to Pelican Bay.
Angelton- August 11, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Goddammit, just as I was getting behind Tito, because everyone likes a good comeback, he's gotta show what a bitch he is.
Kadumel- August 11, 2009 at 2:58 pm
I hope that they give Chuck a shot at wiping the smirk off of Tito's face. I hate that guy so fucking much, making fun of Chuck for sitting it coach while he flies first class. Did this idiot forget that he did not have a job and no one else wanted his overpriced, overhyped ass in their org. He should be happy the UFC wanted him back because everyone knows he had no other options. I for one would pay for a PPV with Chuck long before I would pay for one of Titio.

If the UFC paid for Tito to be in first class while Chuck sits in coach then Chuck should move to Strikeforce and make some money. I usually support the UFC but if that shits true then fuck them.
Goog- August 11, 2009 at 2:34 pm
@ Nut Puncher

I totally agree. But Tito has the brass to say "they're men of their word" after the last few years of hatred and badmouthing between them. Just kind of odd to hear from him so soon.

And I've posted here forever that I think Dana does it right. Not everyone is gonna like it every time, but he's built an empire and no one's gonna catch him. People have long been at the point where I've heard them reply "UFC" when asked what sport they like. Just like people say kleenex... that's a brand name, not a product. But it's just synonymous and he's done a great job. He's also a tactical SOB and will do anything to screw with competition. The beautiful part is that he can.
SnowpantsDynomite- August 11, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Did you guys notice they cut the camera after they walked by the McDonalds? Tito had to go in and get a few Big Macs, part of his training for Coleman...Age in the Cage!
Fastolph- August 11, 2009 at 1:25 pm
I bet Chuck could still beat Tito.
Nut Puncher 9000- August 11, 2009 at 1:04 pm
@Goog

The real question is WHY would DW bring back Tito?
- Its because a Tito/Fedor fight on some other promotions card would draw big numbers across the world. Believe Dat!
- The game DW is playing now is remove all potential opponents from Fedor. Why is CroCop back after being destroyed?

THINK ABOUT IT. DW is a better businessman than ANYONE who posts here. You can take that to the bank too.
SIR HAL- August 11, 2009 at 1:03 pm
hey fuck you tito fans. you dumb bastards are just as useless as he is. that mother fucker will not even make it past mark coleman in the first place so shut the fuck up. so what if chuck was seated in coach. who gives a fat fuck. chuck still arrived at the same fucking time as tito did. tito says chucks in coach bitches and laughed about it like a fucking dumb ass kid but the stupid fucking wet back pussy mother fucker forgot to laugh after chuck beat the fuck out him twice did'nt he. hey tito if you actually read this then do yourself a favor, and shut the fuck up already. i mean you always run your mouth, and laugh but can't seem to win a fight these days. your all washed up you dumb bleached blonde aids infected wet back mother fucker. everybody you fight is going to fucking kill your stupid ass. one more thing to all you tito fans out there. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS. my name is sir hal, and i have spoken. now go fuck yourselves bitches............
SIR HAL- August 11, 2009 at 1:02 pm
hey fuck you tito fans. you dumb bastards are just as useless as he is. that mother fucker will not even make it past mark coleman in the first place so shut the fuck up. so what if chuck was seated in coach. who gives a fat fuck. chuck still arrived at the same fucking time as tito did. tito says chucks in coach bitches and laughed about it like a fucking dumb ass kid but the stupid fucking wet back pussy mother fucker forgot to laugh after chuck beat the fuck out him twice did'nt he. hey tito if you actually read this then do yourself a favor, and shut the fuck up already. i mean you always run your mouth, and laugh but can't seem to win a fight these days. your all washed up you dumb bleached blonde aids infected wet back mother fucker. everybody you fight is going to fucking kill your stupid ass. one more thing to all you tito fans out there. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS. my name is sir hal, and i have spoken. now go fuck yourselve bitches............
PaalSunde- August 11, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Tito beat up Danny Bonaduce? imagne what he will do to Mark...
Dana Mother Fcuking White- August 11, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Can't wait to see Tito fighting the best world in the men, again.
Goog- August 11, 2009 at 12:44 pm
I love how Tito Ortiz's fans stand out so prominently.
Chri534.- August 11, 2009 at 12:30 pm
@Goog:

Then don't watch it.
Goog- August 11, 2009 at 12:26 pm
I have to say I liked the whole MMA package much more years ago when you got a few interviews, maybe a few producer-provided training clips, and then the fight. This whole new thing with blogging every fucking meal you eat, car you drive... it's not only turning me off fighters I used to be somewhat interested in, it's making me flat out refuse to watch even regular events as often. I liked when a guy came to the cage and there was more mystique about him, something bigger to be intimidated about. Now you see everyone joking backstage with Dana, touring you through their home, enjoying their hobbies, being an ass... And this video above and others, like the Jesse Taylor on a horse, just makes me hate on douchebags even more. Really, Tito? Flying first class is an accomplishment? Chuck Liddell has outdone you career-wise, physically, financially, personally... name it. I fly first class all the time. LOOK OUT, DOUCHEBIZZLE! And to clarify, no... the UFC/Dana is not a man of his word. He said he wasn't in the Tito Ortiz business, yet there you are. He's turning you for a dollar because you're douchebaggedry is known so far and wide.

But seriously... this evolution where the athletes are becoming more like wrestling personas with all the self promotion isn't helping. I think it's watering it down and watch how the matches start becoming good guy/bad guy. I disagree with Roy Jones in that interview... I don't want performers. I want fighters. Gimme Don Frye any day... and you can keep the video game era.

And Tito, if you're reading this... go back to Easter Island, bury yourself in a first class hole up to your neck, and rejoin the rest of your puppet-headed brethren.
Harry Russo- August 11, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Tito will beat Coleman with crisp striking and better submissions. Coleman is a legend, but he will lose.
vyapaar- August 11, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Tito is coward ass pussie fighter who will start getting his ass kicked in a fight or two. He might get past Mark Coleman (i hope he beats tito) but from there on, I don't see anybody in that weight class losing to this jack ass.

Man, I hate this guy.
Soda Popinski- August 11, 2009 at 12:13 pm
how ironic is it that each time you are forced to listen to tito speak, the inscription, "punishment" usually rest right under his mouth.
Sneaky Pete- August 11, 2009 at 12:13 pm
I think all of Tito's fan will be pretty excited about this.
newotnek- August 11, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Breaking news... Cyborg knocks out Bonadouche with 1 punch!
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