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Now That We’ve Met Fedor, How About This Brett Rogers Dude?

Thursday we looked at CBS’ first efforts at promoting the November Strikeforce event featuring some bored-looking Russian guy named Fedor.  What that ad failed to mention, however, was that this Fedor character wouldn’t just be hitting tires and scowling at the camera on November 7 — he’d actually be fighting someone.  That someone is none other than Brett Rogers, but could a brother even get a Stephan Quadros quote about how good he is?  Not with Fedor hogging the spotlight, apparently.  Fortunately, there’s the internet, which never forgets anything that happens to anyone, ever.  Above, we start with Rogers’ first pro fight against Chris Clark, who looks suspiciously like D-Lo Brown with dreads.  Don’t worry, this won’t take long.

The journey continues after the jump.



Here’s Rogers’ second pro fight against Stan Strong (we assume that’s a fake name, though an awesome one), who also made the choice to wear a shirt into the cage for the "Throwdown at the T-Bar."  Mock his fashion choices if you will, but he did get "The Grimm" down.  Let’s hope that takedown defense has improved…



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UFC fan- October 19, 2009 at 9:37 pm
I have told you many times what would happen if I ever got my hands on you tiny spitcup cleaner, you best stay safe and sound in your gym cleaning up after real fighters.
Oh did I forget to offend you? sorry hey take it easy cali-fag you might blow something....besides your father or something.
831 Son- October 18, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Im down as fuck. I will destroy that troll. It will never happen though because when it comes time to man up, UFC fan will bitch out. Same thing happened with HAL.
Josh-O Slicenett- October 18, 2009 at 5:17 pm
^ Hell Yeah!

Come on CP! You have the power to make that fight happen! 831 Son vs. UFC fan. Imagine... two keyboard warriors that talk shit on each other for months finally meet up for an open weight class (cuz something tells me UFC fan is fat) MMA-type fight. Can you imagine how many hits your website would get after that spectical? Once again... make it happen!!!
Houstons db- October 18, 2009 at 2:19 pm
haha yall are having a fight... over the internet lol. it would be cool if yall won plane tickets to see eachother to have a real fight. hell i would pay for it my self but i had to buy that machida box set and a hall of fame t-shirt :(
UFC fan- October 18, 2009 at 11:13 am
yep just 1 year older than you. wanna go play a game? how about hide and go fuck yourself?
clutchy hopkins- October 18, 2009 at 8:04 am
ufc fans gotta be like 12
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mizzo- October 18, 2009 at 2:38 am
What??? I thought rogers mohawk was stunt doubling for rampage on the A-Team movie? damn!!!!
RasTrent- October 17, 2009 at 7:48 pm
What an impressive list of victims....Arlovski.....ABONGO.....and not to mention Jon "Man oooofffff Faiiiiiiiiiithhhhhhhh" Murrrrrrrrrrphyyyyyyyyyy. Fedor is going to part the sea with this chump.
KillDozer- October 17, 2009 at 7:26 pm
@UFC fan
you are just a naive noob. you must have shit your pants when you won and now you have to buy new pants that actually cost more than that lame t-shirt you got.
Guess what, fucker, i recieve t-shirts for every first comment I post, but I keep sending them back 'cause I make enough money in an hour to buy 100 crappy t-shirts like that. You just proved that you are a big fucking loser. This must be the only t-shirt you got you stupid bum.

"holy shit, I got a t-shirt, bla bla bla..." - get a job!!!!
Mex- October 17, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Brett Rogers has a snowball's chance in Jenna Jameson's mouth.
steampunk22- October 17, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Everyone quit harshing my vibe. I'm trying to read the CP, grind some tasty nugs and you all are making this ultra crusty. Buuuuuuuuuuuddy.
831 Son- October 17, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Wow you think you are so sick for winning a T-Shirt. I won the Machida DVD set which is priced at like $120.00, more than your life is worth. Get over yourself UFC fan, you are a joke.

Brett Rogers is going to get worked come November too. He has a chance if he keeps his distance, but Fedor wont let that happen. Once Fedor closes the distance and throws those cannons, Brett will be in trouble. And once Fedor clinches him, hes going to throw Brett around with his sick Sambo which will most likely lead to a submission. Anything can happen though, but betting against a fighter as skilled as Anderson Silva or Fedor would be ridiculously retarded, so Im going with Fedor on this one. He still is a pussy though for not ditching those M-1 losers and coming to the UFC..
UFC fan- October 17, 2009 at 5:08 pm
"Nut Puncher 9000 Says:
Sat, 10/17/2009 - 15:23

@UFC Fan

In a little private contest I held here regarding whether or not you would be a man and hold your tongue, I just won enough money to buy a Tee shirt that reads "UFC fan is my Bitch". Perhaps you could sign it for me?"

I am so glad you could afford a t-shirt. I WON mine......bitch.
How you like that?
Tell your grandmother I said "no fair teaming up on me like that".
Craigger12- October 17, 2009 at 4:29 pm
I'd say Brett's chances of winning this one is looking pretty Grimm... zing!

Brett Rogers

Feb 17, 1981 - Nov 7, 2009

R.I.P.
youngblood- October 17, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Do you think Fedor made a video of his honeymoon night, after being crowned the King of the house of Emelianenko....and if so, what role did his ice cream fettish play. That would be a good introduction video.

I can hear Quaddros now. "Mister Mister, Ice Cream Twister Cone.....Man those sprinkles never stood a chance."
Koob- October 17, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Granted old Fedor can and will probably submit Rogers the first time this hits the ground, I think Brett has a lot of upside. Heavy hands, decent takedown defense, and the desire to finish fights. Not to sure about his chin or stamina but I like his workman-like attitude and anyone who calls out Kimbo for being the farce that he essentially is wins points by me.(and Night-elf Mohawk would utterly smash Kimbo) Win or lose Rogers has potential.

Fedor again proves that he negotiates business deals like he is the p4p HW in the world but when it comes to fight time he's facing a guy who's at best just cracking the top 10. Fedor claims to not think of himself as the MAN, and I don't argue he may just view this as a job. Still what he wanted from the UFC and what he is getting from Strikeforce suggests that he is indeed the p4p HW in the world. We all know this anyway, and those ads sure reinforce that point. So its odd that he fights for an organization that can't get their champs to defend titles and therefore can't establish number one contenders. I don't know if I should blame Coker or Overeem for this but it's wrong. If Rogers KOs Fedor, which some possibity exists, I still think Strikeforce can market Brett, the former 9 to 5er, better than the Last Emperor.
Nut Puncher 9000- October 17, 2009 at 3:23 pm
@UFC Fan

In a little private contest I held here regarding whether or not you would be a man and hold your tongue, I just won enough money to buy a Tee shirt that reads "UFC fan is my Bitch". Perhaps you could sign it for me?
Eyes red as Fedor- October 17, 2009 at 2:44 pm
I wanted to see some highlight reel tire changes.
Dmonicideals- October 17, 2009 at 1:46 pm
This may not be Fedors US debut, but the difference this time is more than 30k people will see it. 5 minutes live on CBS is going to garner him more exposure than he received in his ENTIRE CAREER.

All he has do do is what he has always done.

Showcase his superior skills over a B level fighter.

Yeah, I went there.
Soda Popinski- October 17, 2009 at 1:30 pm
you know, just as doubt/wonder was starting to creep in when it comes to the "will brett be the one to beat fedor" question, watching those fights and the opponents he's faced gives me peace of knowing that he's gonna get wrecked by fedor.

i know that its possible to throw the case at me of him beating arlovski. im not gonna respond with the normal "arlovski was on the downward spiral when he faced rogers" but id probably say something close to it.

that being said. i think speed more than anything will be the death of rogers. all of the opponents shown above lack speed to a great degree, and im telling you when fedor show's him a speed that he's never seen before bretts gonna realize that he should have stuck it out at sams club.

Josh-O Slicenett- October 17, 2009 at 12:50 pm
@ reddog:

True, not technically his US debut, but i think everyone knows what i mean. It's at least the first fight where most casual MMA fans get to really see him.

And i hope you're right cuz the more i watch MMA, the more i see how fighters only stay on top for a short period of time. It would really suck if his primetime debut is pretty much him at his downslide. I need him to show what Ukrainian fighters are all about!

RPS13- October 17, 2009 at 12:34 pm
at least fedor is fighting someone relevant this time
UFC fan- October 17, 2009 at 11:52 am
"KillDozer Says:
Sat, 10/17/2009 - 10:11

oh, I posted the first comment again? UFC fan must be furious right now 'cause i beat him again. I win."

hahahahahaha, wow that is funny shit.
hold on now dude, what did you win? hold your trophy up...hold it up....what no trophy? NO motherfucker not that dildo you pulled out your ass.
see you really didn't win anything. did you win a t-shirt for being first this time? NO? damn that's to bad, cause guess what you goofy fuckstick....... I DID....I actually won something.
I won a t-shirt, and that makes you......my bitch! :)
thanks for playing, bye bye.
Douchey McDoucherton- October 17, 2009 at 11:26 am
"Rogers a hater....you a hater Rogers.....you a hater!"
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