Nude MMA Pickup Match Broken Up at Wal-Mart
(When did Krazy Horse change his name to "Jeffrey Pickett"?)
Well this is just unfortunate. From CovNews.com, via CagePotato reader "Sweep the Leg":
Naked man arrested at Wal-mart
Man was looking for a Mixed Martial Arts fight
Man was looking for a Mixed Martial Arts fight
Officers with the Covington Police Department arrested a nude man looking for a fight Sunday at the Wal-Mart on Industrial Boulevard.
According to the incident report, Jeffrey Pickett said he wanted to be a mixed martial arts (MMA) fighter and was looking for someone to battle. MMA fighters utilize martial arts techniques from several disciplines during combat.
Pickett said he wanted to practice his tap outs, which is used by a fighter to signal he no longer wishes to continue fighting. The move is usually done once an opponent had been forced into submission.
Pickett, who undressed in parking lot, said he knew he could find someone to fight with if he were nude.
Witnesses in the parking lot said they saw him standing outside his vehicle in the nude and that he jumped in the car when officers arrived. Officers saw him putting his shorts on when they arrived.
Pickett was arrested and transported to the Newton County Jail, where he was charged with indecent exposure.
[<Sheriff John Bunnell voice>] Looks like this pervy pugilist will have plenty of time to practice his tap-outs...in jail. [</Sheriff John Bunnell voice>]
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Savalas Says:
Man, your John Bunnell impression is spot-on.
KneeToTheFace Says:
haha Brilliant.
Richard Tucker Says:
15 minutes later, Dean Lister showed up to that same Walmart, also naked.
Jeep Says:
lolz
Perdew Says:
lmao
SABU Says:
BUNNELL = GOD
MMA-hole Says:
When will The Man stop persecuting our sport?
Farthammer Says:
Was this anything like the Damon Wayans-Diapers scene in Colors?
Criminally Negligent Says:
Looks like Seth Petruzelli will have to step in on short notice again
none Says:
thanks for the link. i knew that this whole interweb thing had more websites than pedobear and break but damn walmart? shit. wow
Dana White is a HOMO Says:
In related news the Diaz Brothers were picked up for smoking a "J" in front of their local Taco Bell in a 1988 Convertible Mustang(LX not a GT) the two were also naked, laughing and out of breath.
Baka Survivor Says:
If only Elite XC was around to sign this guy, with this kind of media attention he could easily have been the main event for their next CBS card.
NealTaflinger Says:
There are worse things to be busted for while nude in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
devilmonkey Says:
The same thing happened to me except instead of Wal Mart it was Rite Aid and instead of looking for a fight, it was fucking a cheeseburger.
biohazardone Says:
He was probably looking for Seth Petruzellie to avenge his "brother's" (Kimbo) defeat. He figured he could fight petruzellie or fuck him, either way he would win an ass beating.
Red Baron Says:
Buttnail is a moron of the highest order of morons! His flair for the dramatics is nauseating. Add that to the fact that those highspeed chases, encouraged by the presense of cameras, often leads to very predictable serious injuries and/or death to innocent people.
Armbreaker Says:
I think I was the one who called the police on devilmonkey.
emo sux Says:
Ah cmon dude... the Crazy Horse has got some class... He would never do anything like this (outside a wal-mart)...
Shatteredhawk Says:
I dont think its unnatural to see naked black men outside of any WalMart these days.
NinJay Says:
He even amuses me with his mug shot. This guy can't help but be hilarious.
Tyler Says:
I believe in a prefight interview with Pride KrazyHorse said he jerks-off too much!
gesus Says:
man i miss krazy horse, i wish he'd fight in japan again! but he needs to get off the pcp..
UFC fan Says:
......and then Tuf Guy showed up to whip his dick around with his friend. The fight? Oh it was a fight for air, as the blowjob tapout was ON!
p.s Trinity and his new friend KG came to cheer it on like bitches.
Anonymous Says:
damn it crazy horse...why is he always cheesing in all his pics?
Anonymous Says:
damn it crazy horse!! why is he always cheesing in all his mugshots?
Anonymous Says:
damn it crazy horse??? why is he always cheesing in all his photos?
Anonymous Says:
Later that night Dean Lister was arrested at a nearby Target . Witnesses say the man was nude, crying, constantly apologizing, and covered in feces. Police report that, when an onlooker approached the crying pitiful man telling him that nobody wanted to see this horrible display, he jumped onto his back immediately,calling for him to "come into" his gaurd and that he was the "ADDC Champ".
Jay Says:
How does a deranged (possibly) homeless dude end up with a gold grill? I gots ta get me some Welfare dat shit gets a brotha paaaiiiiiddddddd.
Blackleg Says:
"Well this is just unfortunate. ... "
Is it really? Was he going to be the shining light that brought the sport into the mainstream? Anyone even a thought about Krazyhorse since that video came back around of him getting CTFO backstage? Didn't think so. Nothing unfortunate about it, predictable and long overdue certainly but not unfortunate.
Cap'n Says:
How.... the hell.... is this MMA news?
jesus christ, CP. All we gotta do is clue you into some deranged local lunatic and you put it up on your website?
CagePotato is the EliteXC of MMA news websites.
Should we start callin you guys "The Ben$"?
Blackleg Says:
...and as he clicks submit, he thinks - "Wait, KH's name is Charles Bennett."
Goddammit.
Anonymous Says:
Krazy Horse is the shit! >Naked Wal-mart guy is probably more a long the lines of Lister buddy.
Walrus Says:
Trying to pick fights naked while in the frozen food section, ha.
Kick him in the dick!!
Dr. Says:
Kimbo was looking to get back to basics with this attempt for an opponent.
Poor poor Kimbo. Gotta provide for Kevlar.
anthony cazares Says:
Now that was F'in funny.
CovingtonNative Says:
He probably could have found a better match across 20 at the HomeDepot.
Tyler Says:
Krazyhorse is a bad motherfucker!