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Nude MMA Pickup Match Broken Up at Wal-Mart


(When did Krazy Horse change his name to "Jeffrey Pickett"?)

Well this is just unfortunate. From CovNews.com, via CagePotato reader "Sweep the Leg":

Naked man arrested at Wal-mart
Man was looking for a Mixed Martial Arts fight
 
Officers with the Covington Police Department arrested a nude man looking for a fight Sunday at the Wal-Mart on Industrial Boulevard.
 
According to the incident report, Jeffrey Pickett said he wanted to be a mixed martial arts (MMA) fighter and was looking for someone to battle. MMA fighters utilize martial arts techniques from several disciplines during combat.
 
Pickett said he wanted to practice his tap outs, which is used by a fighter to signal he no longer wishes to continue fighting. The move is usually done once an opponent had been forced into submission.
 
Pickett, who undressed in parking lot, said he knew he could find someone to fight with if he were nude.
 

Witnesses in the parking lot said they saw him standing outside his vehicle in the nude and that he jumped in the car when officers arrived. Officers saw him putting his shorts on when they arrived.
 
Pickett was arrested and transported to the Newton County Jail, where he was charged with indecent exposure.

[<Sheriff John Bunnell voice>] Looks like this pervy pugilist will have plenty of time to practice his tap-outs…in jail. [</Sheriff John Bunnell voice>]

Related: Mike Swick busted for speeding in Thailand.

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Tyler- January 18, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Krazyhorse is a bad motherfucker!
CovingtonNative- January 9, 2009 at 6:13 am
He probably could have found a better match across 20 at the HomeDepot.
anthony cazares- January 8, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Now that was F'in funny.
Dr.- January 8, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Kimbo was looking to get back to basics with this attempt for an opponent.

Poor poor Kimbo. Gotta provide for Kevlar.
Walrus- January 8, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Trying to pick fights naked while in the frozen food section, ha.

Kick him in the dick!!
Anonymous- January 8, 2009 at 10:15 am
Krazy Horse is the shit! >Naked Wal-mart guy is probably more a long the lines of Lister buddy.
Cap'n- January 8, 2009 at 6:00 am
How.... the hell.... is this MMA news?
jesus christ, CP. All we gotta do is clue you into some deranged local lunatic and you put it up on your website?
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Should we start callin you guys "The Ben$"?
Blackleg- January 8, 2009 at 5:56 am
...and as he clicks submit, he thinks - "Wait, KH's name is Charles Bennett."

Goddammit.
Blackleg- January 8, 2009 at 5:50 am
"Well this is just unfortunate. ... "

Is it really? Was he going to be the shining light that brought the sport into the mainstream? Anyone even a thought about Krazyhorse since that video came back around of him getting CTFO backstage? Didn't think so. Nothing unfortunate about it, predictable and long overdue certainly but not unfortunate.
Jay- January 8, 2009 at 5:45 am
How does a deranged (possibly) homeless dude end up with a gold grill? I gots ta get me some Welfare dat shit gets a brotha paaaiiiiiddddddd.
Anonymous- January 8, 2009 at 12:28 am
Later that night Dean Lister was arrested at a nearby Target . Witnesses say the man was nude, crying, constantly apologizing, and covered in feces. Police report that, when an onlooker approached the crying pitiful man telling him that nobody wanted to see this horrible display, he jumped onto his back immediately,calling for him to "come into" his gaurd and that he was the "ADDC Champ".
Anonymous- January 7, 2009 at 10:54 pm
damn it crazy horse??? why is he always cheesing in all his photos?
Anonymous- January 7, 2009 at 10:32 pm
damn it crazy horse!! why is he always cheesing in all his mugshots?
Anonymous- January 7, 2009 at 10:30 pm
damn it crazy horse...why is he always cheesing in all his pics?
UFC fan- January 7, 2009 at 9:50 pm
......and then Tuf Guy showed up to whip his dick around with his friend. The fight? Oh it was a fight for air, as the blowjob tapout was ON!


p.s Trinity and his new friend KG came to cheer it on like bitches.
gesus- January 7, 2009 at 9:06 pm
man i miss krazy horse, i wish he'd fight in japan again! but he needs to get off the pcp..
Tyler- January 7, 2009 at 6:05 pm
I believe in a prefight interview with Pride KrazyHorse said he jerks-off too much!
NinJay- January 7, 2009 at 5:56 pm
He even amuses me with his mug shot. This guy can't help but be hilarious.
Shatteredhawk- January 7, 2009 at 3:58 pm
I dont think its unnatural to see naked black men outside of any WalMart these days.
emo sux- January 7, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Ah cmon dude... the Crazy Horse has got some class... He would never do anything like this (outside a wal-mart)...
Armbreaker- January 7, 2009 at 2:59 pm
I think I was the one who called the police on devilmonkey.
Red Baron- January 7, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Buttnail is a moron of the highest order of morons! His flair for the dramatics is nauseating. Add that to the fact that those highspeed chases, encouraged by the presense of cameras, often leads to very predictable serious injuries and/or death to innocent people.
biohazardone- January 7, 2009 at 2:29 pm
He was probably looking for Seth Petruzellie to avenge his "brother's" (Kimbo) defeat. He figured he could fight petruzellie or fuck him, either way he would win an ass beating.
devilmonkey- January 7, 2009 at 2:01 pm
The same thing happened to me except instead of Wal Mart it was Rite Aid and instead of looking for a fight, it was fucking a cheeseburger.
NealTaflinger- January 7, 2009 at 1:50 pm
There are worse things to be busted for while nude in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
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