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Oh Good, Don Frye Is Here To Say Something Totally Insane


(Don Frye doesn’t offer mustache rides. He merely takes applications and approves or denies them based on merit, need, and whether or not you are a gross fat chick.)

As much as we’ve been enjoying all the back and forth about who will and who won’t fight Fedor next weekend, it just seemed as though it hadn’t gotten quite absurd enough yet.  And then Don Frye chimed in:

"If Tom (Atencio) was smart, he’d have me fighting Fedor instead of whoever he’s hiring on a one week notice.  My phone works if he wants a real fight with someone who sell a fight in four days, somebody who will beat that bald-headed commie too. …He ain’t seen anything I have to offer.  He built his whole reputation (as a) waffle house chef. They’ve been serving him up ham and eggs with a side of canned tomatoes. I’ll bring it. And if he can bring it, you’ll have the best fight you’ve ever seen on the planet."

I’m sorry, bald-headed commie?  Waffle house chef?  Best fight you’ve ever seen on the planet?  And that’s just off the top of his head, people.  Imagine what he could do with a week to prepare some material and really build momentum.


So is there any chance at all that Frye will get this fight?  None, but it doesn’t matter, just like it doesn’t matter that nothing he says has any basis in reality (though he does essentially make the same case against Fedor that Dana White did). 

Don Frye is like your racist, sexist, xenophobic grandfather.  You know he’s going to say something during Thanksgiving dinner that will make everyone, especially your cousin who brought the foreign exchange student he’s dating, extremely uncomfortable.  But damned if he doesn’t liven up the otherwise dull affair.  For instance, here’s Don making the case against denying Josh Barnett a license to fight simply because he tested positive for some silly old steroids:

"Look at what the hell is going on in California with their athletic commission. What a bunch of amateurs. You know, I mean, they’re suspending Josh Barnett for taking a drug, you know, and he can be making the state a million dollars by fighting. But they’re going to suspend his ass when they’re five billion dollars in debt. Where’s the sense in that? You know, that’s insane. That’s how goofy we’ve gotten.
“I mean, did they give everyone a drug test at the Michael Jackson memorial show? That was paid by the city of LA. This guy’s making the state a million dollars minimum, and they’re suspending him, yet you have all these illegal aliens coming across sucking money out of the country. We cow tow to them."

Did Don just attempt to connect the issues of drug-testing for professional athletes to the public cost of the Michael Jackson memorial and also to illegal immigration?  You bet he did.  Does it make any sense at all?  Absolutely not.  Do we care?  Nope, because that’s how insane it is.  If you even begin to point out the logical problems and internal inconsistencies with his line of reasoning, you’ve already wasted your time.  All you can do is enjoy it.

Thank you, Don Frye.  You’re a true hero for our troubled times.

Comments

  1. Soda Popinski Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 03:04


    one of the top 5 post of 09.
  2. Dante Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 03:06


    DON FRYE FUCK THE WORLD!
  3. Bob Reilly Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 03:06


    I would let Don fight in New York. He is so American that his cock has an american flag shaped birthmark on the head.
  4. Redmoose Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 03:08


    Don is the fucking man!
  5. Walrus Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 03:12


    I would be incredibly down to see Fedor vs. Frye. WAR FRYE
  6. CJvsCP Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 03:12


    Frye vs Fedor!!! WOOT WOOT I got Frye 2nd TKO ground in pound by way of mustache!
  7. Endocat Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 03:17


    If it wasn't for Don Frye i wouldn't have a reason to live
  8. TheVoiceOfReason Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 03:24


    The Waffle House chef shit was funny
  9. TrouserSnout Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 03:26


    What's wrong with the site ??? It's been wacky for days now...
  10. Titos Head Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 03:26


    Don Frye...Wasnt he in the running man?? I swear he was
  11. NateGetsIrate Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 03:28


    That Atencio character needs to listen up. Opportunity is knocking on his door like illegals knock on the door of my pick-up truck whenever i pull up to a Home Depot. Frye for President!!!
  12. NateGetsIrate Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 03:31


    @ Titos Head: You're thinking about Captain Freedom. And no. That was The Body Ventura
  13. Jeepman Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 03:32


    Viva La Frye!!
  14. JPfighter Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 03:35


    Don Frye is like the Archie Bunker of MMA. Gotta love that guy!
  15. Chiggs Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 03:42


    I say hook it up!! Frye vs Fedor I'd/I'll pay to see, one of my all time favs for sure! And who knows maybe we'll get a second 'hockey fight' like his crazy Takayama scrap, prolly the craziest PrideFC, perhaps MMA fight ever Id dare say. No matter how it turned out you can almost guarantee it will be a super entertaining fight and I bet he would last longer then AA or Sylvia as well as Belfort and/or Rogers...Or not.
  16. Harry Russo Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 03:48


    He's drunk.
  17. BackbaconBilly Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 03:55


    Frye reasonings may at first seem a little strange but there is more truth to what he says then what is on the surface. Two facts about Frye... 1, He is one of the toughest looking Mofo's alive 2, He never gives up or taps ( that I can remember ) Sadly tho, Fedor would rip Frye's mustache off and eat it with his next ice cream.
  18. JPfighter Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 03:58


    What's up with that photo? Who kicked Tom Sellick's ass?
  19. Titos Head Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 03:59


    @NateGetsIrate ya i know..lol But Dammit He shoulda been!!
  20. Casa de los pantelones Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 04:08


    Who kicked tom sellicks ass...ROFLMAO!!
  21. Seoul Brother Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 04:08


    Well he did kick Godzilla's ass.
  22. ZombieLove Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 04:11


    I love you, Don Frye, I really really do. :D
  23. Dubbs Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 04:13


    Being from the sad, tolerant, peace loving nation that I am. Its bat-shit crazy assholes like Don Frye that make me wish I was an American. Goddammit you guys know how to breed 'em, and I love you for it.
  24. Joedirt Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 04:14


    You gotta love Frye.... but damn... the fight would be over before the bell stopped the first ring.
  25. Vargas Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 04:17


    The souls of a thousand warriors are trapped in that mustache...you are their only hope Fedor!
  26. NECROPHYTE Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 04:21


    Coolest Republican eva 4 sho!
  27. Goat Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 04:34


    Don Frye for Mayor. Don Frye for President. Don Frye for My Uncle.
  28. Maitreyan disciple Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 04:44


    AAHHAHA, YES WE DO!!
  29. Seoul Brother Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 04:44


    Looks to me like Don's been hitting the chronic.
  30. 831 Son Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 04:50


    God bless America.
  31. Dante Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 04:54


    ROFL @ Goat
  32. Koeikan Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 05:23


    Hahaha, no matter what, if you are a fan of MMA there are 2 fighters that I think you *have* to be fans of: Wanderlei Silva Don Frye He would be murdered by Fedor, but he's almost earned a crack at him with that great quote. THe best part is imagining him saying out loud with that voice of his.
  33. John Kimble Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 05:28


    HOLY CRAP WHERE HAS THIS MAN BEEN MY ENTIRE LIFE. On a side note, doesn't his personality fit perfectly with jesse ventura's in predator? Like, i imagine his voice delivering these lines.
  34. Seoul Brother Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 05:29


    No, the match up I want to see is Don Frye vs. Nick Nolte over shots of tequila. Who would puke first?
  35. Cuntalope Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 05:41


    They took our jobs!!!
  36. eelcozy Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 05:43


    Don Frye knows what the fuck is up. Frye wins via round 1 submission (flying omoplata)
  37. mikerip Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 05:44


    Incredible. I also want to know what the hell the rest of that shirt he's wearing says. It would be pretty awesome if the shirt simply said: Terrorists
  38. TheSlothman Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 05:50


    Waffle House Chef.... instant classic!!!!!
  39. godsloneranger Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 06:04


    I got frye winning by a mustache bar late in the first
  40. godsloneranger Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 06:07


    frye's mustache alone deserves a title shot
  41. godsloneranger Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 06:09


    someone cut off some a few hairs frye's mustache! We have to clone this american hero. We need fryes dna
  42. godsloneranger Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 06:14


    This just in Don Frye's mustache tested positive for steroids
  43. Jeffro Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 06:23


    Ben Folkes suffers from serious mustache envy. Don Fry is not insane. Don Fry is the smartest, toughest, and level headed bastard to ever walk the planet. Giving money to lazy people. That shit is insane.
  44. Payday Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 06:24


    Don Frye will play Captain America in the new Avenger's movie. His shield will be replaced by a replica of his moustache worn on his wrist.
  45. Lysol Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 06:31


    Seriously, put Don Frye on the fight card. Against The Grimm. FTW.
  46. Sunburned Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 07:07


    Ah yes, Don Frye. The peoples choice, Chuck Norris replacement. Frye/Fedor would be epic. I expect Norris to be there in the crowd for the fight.
  47. Seoul Brother Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 07:20


    @Sunburned: Fuck that noise, dude. Don Frye would never hawk a shitty Total Gym on TV. Don Frye would eat "Lone Wolf McQuade," and shit "Sidekicks." Chuck Norris is a beta release of Don Frye.
  48. crittino Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 07:34


    Ca's budget deficit is 26 billion. Don just lost his credibility
  49. Horror Fighter Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 07:54


    Please book this fight before Don realizes the Cold War is over. He can knock Fedor out, give the closing speech from Rocky IV, storm out of the arena, and clear the state of Mexican immigrants. Without mussing his mustache.
  50. ScrambledEggs Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 07:58


    I'd rather see Frye fight Fedor than Monson or Werdum.
  51. IronClad Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 08:39


    fagot Hal_13 and Goog popped little pre school hard ons when they saw this one Hal_13: oh dude, don fry can totally take fedor...if only Fedor would quit ducking Brock Lesnar Goog: yah for sure i agree with you, can i suck your dick Hal? You have such great insight to mma, seriously ill catch while you get a running start. Fags
  52. EDoggFunkMonk Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 08:45


    I'm throwing my name into the Fedor sweepstakes... Of course, I'll wet myself and pass out before Fedor even reaches the ring.
  53. Sjsurf Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 09:08


    Arent Don and Burt Reynolds related? This just made my overnight job ten times better.
  54. T.Bone Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 09:39


    don frye would be the fireman that helped save my kitten
  55. Fuckyerfrat Says:

    Thu, 07/23/09 - 10:51


    don frye's mustache has more cock and balls than that faggot barnett.
  56. rampageisgod Says:

    Fri, 07/24/09 - 12:03


    Well I guess I'm going to be that guy. Don Frye is like the old men at family barbecues that talk a whole bunch of shit because they know you won't hit an old man. He also reminds me of Clint Eastwood from Gran Torino only much more of a douche.
  57. Sneaky Pete Says:

    Fri, 07/24/09 - 12:13


    @bob Reiley Did you mention that there's room for all fifty stars on there. Impressive. @godsloneranger Dan's mustache is not on steroids, but if you squeeze it ever so gently it will produce drops of pure manhood.
  58. Strategigolo Says:

    Fri, 07/24/09 - 12:14


    Frye vs. Fedor? Tom, you better start printing them new posters: "Affliction - Mustache in trouble".
  59. Bovice Says:

    Fri, 07/24/09 - 12:50


    Don Frye is a bad-ass. And a dumbass at the same time!
  60. rampageisgod Says:

    Fri, 07/24/09 - 12:57


    He is also the older guy at the gym that refuses to admit that his basketball skills are deteriorating.
  61. Furios Styles Says:

    Fri, 07/24/09 - 01:50


    anyone who says anything remotely negative about frye needs to take his own life immediately
  62. Goog Says:

    Fri, 07/24/09 - 03:13


    For the second time in a few days, I have to remind Internet Toughguy IronClad that there are two "G's" in the word "faggot". Insults can get right down to business when you don't have to re-read and decipher them. Watch your spelling, Barbara.
  63. godsloneranger Says:

    Fri, 07/24/09 - 04:19


    Fedor's is the man but he has never been face to face with a mustache like that. It might through him of his game plan. Don his such an american when he farts his cheeks play the "God Bless America"
  64. godsloneranger Says:

    Fri, 07/24/09 - 04:22


    Frye would win by suffocating fedor with his mustache in the first. Good grief look at that mustache now that is art right there. I mean Tom Selleck and Sam ellioit are even jealous of that monster. His stache makes theres look like peach fuzz
  65. Boo Says:

    Fri, 07/24/09 - 05:24


    The Cold War isn't over until Don Frye says its over.
  66. Fedor vs. Bas Says:

    Fri, 07/24/09 - 06:00


    One of my favorite guys ever. Don Frye is THE MAN! I would have prefered to see him fight than Belfort. As much as i disagree with the drug aspect, he has a point about CA and how they spend their money, even though its not connected to the steroids point at all. OH GOD< its started, i tried to make logical sense. OK, i'm moving on to the next story.
  67. cock lesnar Says:

    Fri, 07/24/09 - 06:03


    i hereby nominate don frye as president........of the WORLD. with logic like that, world peace will come before your next serving of bangers and mash.
  68. C-Bus Allstar Says:

    Fri, 07/24/09 - 06:06


    Don Frye is the fucking man. And I have no doubt that he would get Knocked out by Fedor, but at least he'd go in there with the intention of banging it out.
  69. godsloneranger Says:

    Fri, 07/24/09 - 06:47


    the american flag needs to be replaced with a giant replica of Don's mustache
  70. common sense Says:

    Fri, 07/24/09 - 07:06


    i love the predator. hes so old school and bad ass. a true warrior with an awesome personality. the "ask don" videos never get old either.
  71. glenwo2 Says:

    Fri, 07/24/09 - 08:47


    "Horror Fighter Says: Thu, 07/23/2009 - 19:54 Please book this fight before Don realizes the Cold War is over. He can knock Fedor out, give the closing speech from Rocky IV, storm out of the arena, and clear the state of Mexican immigrants. Without mussing his mustache." >>>> If that happened, that would be EPIC. oh and "cock_lesnar", you have zero credibility whenever you open your mouth and insert Fedor's manhood based on your Name alone.....
  72. ByrneDout Says:

    Fri, 07/24/09 - 09:08


    Don Frye is amazing i would pay for this PPV please Affliction take this fight! Can we start a petition? Amazing, it would be historic! Regardless of who wins I would be pumped to watch this fight, and no matter what it will be entertaining, if we can't see Josh Barnett fight I want to see Don Frye fight I never got to watch him live and this would be a great opportunity! Please Tom Atencio!
  73. J-Dog Says:

    Fri, 07/24/09 - 09:35


    Don Frye... wasn't he in Magnum P.I.?
  74. ByrneDout Says:

    Fri, 07/24/09 - 12:06


    Just because Affliction is canceled doesn't mean Don Frye shouldn't fight Fedor. hint hint Don Frye, take the fight to Fedor. just bring a camera. EPIC!
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