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Oh Good, Don Frye Is Here To Say Something Totally Insane

(Don Frye doesn’t offer mustache rides. He merely takes applications and approves or denies them based on merit, need, and whether or not you are a gross fat chick.)

As much as we’ve been enjoying all the back and forth about who will and who won’t fight Fedor next weekend, it just seemed as though it hadn’t gotten quite absurd enough yet.  And then Don Frye chimed in:

"If Tom (Atencio) was smart, he’d have me fighting Fedor instead of whoever he’s hiring on a one week notice.  My phone works if he wants a real fight with someone who sell a fight in four days, somebody who will beat that bald-headed commie too. …He ain’t seen anything I have to offer.  He built his whole reputation (as a) waffle house chef. They’ve been serving him up ham and eggs with a side of canned tomatoes. I’ll bring it. And if he can bring it, you’ll have the best fight you’ve ever seen on the planet."

I’m sorry, bald-headed commie?  Waffle house chef?  Best fight you’ve ever seen on the planet?  And that’s just off the top of his head, people.  Imagine what he could do with a week to prepare some material and really build momentum.

So is there any chance at all that Frye will get this fight?  None, but it doesn’t matter, just like it doesn’t matter that nothing he says has any basis in reality (though he does essentially make the same case against Fedor that Dana White did). 

Don Frye is like your racist, sexist, xenophobic grandfather.  You know he’s going to say something during Thanksgiving dinner that will make everyone, especially your cousin who brought the foreign exchange student he’s dating, extremely uncomfortable.  But damned if he doesn’t liven up the otherwise dull affair.  For instance, here’s Don making the case against denying Josh Barnett a license to fight simply because he tested positive for some silly old steroids:

"Look at what the hell is going on in California with their athletic commission. What a bunch of amateurs. You know, I mean, they’re suspending Josh Barnett for taking a drug, you know, and he can be making the state a million dollars by fighting. But they’re going to suspend his ass when they’re five billion dollars in debt. Where’s the sense in that? You know, that’s insane. That’s how goofy we’ve gotten.
“I mean, did they give everyone a drug test at the Michael Jackson memorial show? That was paid by the city of LA. This guy’s making the state a million dollars minimum, and they’re suspending him, yet you have all these illegal aliens coming across sucking money out of the country. We cow tow to them."

Did Don just attempt to connect the issues of drug-testing for professional athletes to the public cost of the Michael Jackson memorial and also to illegal immigration?  You bet he did.  Does it make any sense at all?  Absolutely not.  Do we care?  Nope, because that’s how insane it is.  If you even begin to point out the logical problems and internal inconsistencies with his line of reasoning, you’ve already wasted your time.  All you can do is enjoy it.

Thank you, Don Frye.  You’re a true hero for our troubled times.

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ByrneDout- July 24, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Just because Affliction is canceled doesn't mean Don Frye shouldn't fight Fedor. hint hint Don Frye, take the fight to Fedor. just bring a camera.

J-Dog- July 24, 2009 at 9:35 am
Don Frye... wasn't he in Magnum P.I.?
ByrneDout- July 24, 2009 at 9:08 am
Don Frye is amazing i would pay for this PPV please Affliction take this fight!
Can we start a petition?
Amazing, it would be historic!
Regardless of who wins I would be pumped to watch this fight, and no matter what it will be entertaining, if we can't see Josh Barnett fight I want to see Don Frye fight I never got to watch him live and this would be a great opportunity!
Please Tom Atencio!
glenwo2- July 24, 2009 at 8:47 am
"Horror Fighter Says:
Thu, 07/23/2009 - 19:54
Please book this fight before Don realizes the Cold War is over. He can knock Fedor out, give the closing speech from Rocky IV, storm out of the arena, and clear the state of Mexican immigrants. Without mussing his mustache."

>>>> If that happened, that would be EPIC.

oh and "cock_lesnar", you have zero credibility whenever you open your mouth and insert Fedor's manhood based on your Name alone.....

common sense- July 24, 2009 at 7:06 am
i love the predator. hes so old school and bad ass. a true warrior with an awesome personality. the "ask don" videos never get old either.
godsloneranger- July 24, 2009 at 6:47 am
the american flag needs to be replaced with a giant replica of Don's mustache
C-Bus Allstar- July 24, 2009 at 6:06 am
Don Frye is the fucking man. And I have no doubt that he would get Knocked out by Fedor, but at least he'd go in there with the intention of banging it out.
cock lesnar- July 24, 2009 at 6:03 am
i hereby nominate don frye as president........of the WORLD.

with logic like that, world peace will come before your next serving of bangers and mash.
Fedor vs. Bas- July 24, 2009 at 6:00 am
One of my favorite guys ever. Don Frye is THE MAN!

I would have prefered to see him fight than Belfort. As much as i disagree with the drug aspect, he has a point about CA and how they spend their money, even though its not connected to the steroids point at all.

OH GOD< its started, i tried to make logical sense. OK, i'm moving on to the next story.
Boo- July 24, 2009 at 5:24 am
The Cold War isn't over until Don Frye says its over.
godsloneranger- July 24, 2009 at 4:22 am
Frye would win by suffocating fedor with his mustache in the first. Good grief look at that mustache now that is art right there. I mean Tom Selleck and Sam ellioit are even jealous of that monster. His stache makes theres look like peach fuzz
godsloneranger- July 24, 2009 at 4:19 am
Fedor's is the man but he has never been face to face with a mustache like that. It might through him of his game plan. Don his such an american when he farts his cheeks play the "God Bless America"
Goog- July 24, 2009 at 3:13 am
For the second time in a few days, I have to remind Internet Toughguy IronClad that there are two "G's" in the word "faggot". Insults can get right down to business when you don't have to re-read and decipher them.

Watch your spelling, Barbara.
Furios Styles- July 24, 2009 at 1:50 am
anyone who says anything remotely negative about frye needs to take his own life immediately
rampageisgod- July 24, 2009 at 12:57 am
He is also the older guy at the gym that refuses to admit that his basketball skills are deteriorating.
Bovice- July 24, 2009 at 12:50 am
Don Frye is a bad-ass. And a dumbass at the same time!
Strategigolo- July 24, 2009 at 12:14 am
Frye vs. Fedor? Tom, you better start printing them new posters: "Affliction - Mustache in trouble".
Sneaky Pete- July 24, 2009 at 12:13 am
@bob Reiley

Did you mention that there's room for all fifty stars on there. Impressive.


Dan's mustache is not on steroids, but if you squeeze it ever so gently it will produce drops of pure manhood.
rampageisgod- July 24, 2009 at 12:03 am
Well I guess I'm going to be that guy. Don Frye is like the old men at family barbecues that talk a whole bunch of shit because they know you won't hit an old man. He also reminds me of Clint Eastwood from Gran Torino only much more of a douche.
Fuckyerfrat- July 23, 2009 at 10:51 pm
don frye's mustache has more cock and balls than that faggot barnett.
T.Bone- July 23, 2009 at 9:39 pm
don frye would be the fireman that helped save my kitten
Sjsurf- July 23, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Arent Don and Burt Reynolds related? This just made my overnight job ten times better.
EDoggFunkMonk- July 23, 2009 at 8:45 pm
I'm throwing my name into the Fedor sweepstakes... Of course, I'll wet myself and pass out before Fedor even reaches the ring.
IronClad- July 23, 2009 at 8:39 pm
fagot Hal_13 and Goog popped little pre school hard ons when they saw this one

Hal_13: oh dude, don fry can totally take fedor...if only Fedor would quit ducking Brock Lesnar
Goog: yah for sure i agree with you, can i suck your dick Hal? You have such great insight to mma, seriously ill catch while you get a running start.

ScrambledEggs- July 23, 2009 at 7:58 pm
I'd rather see Frye fight Fedor than Monson or Werdum.