MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Oh, Jesus: Tito Ortiz Tapped for ‘Tarded Gracie Revenge Series


(Hey, if you say so buddy…)

Last week, we passed judgment on Settle Your Grudge, an ill-advised reality show that Rodrigo and Crosley Gracie are producing, in which two people involved in a feud get to settle it with some BJJ. Think People’s Court, except with the “due process and justice” replaced by “fighting.”

Well, it’s apparently not too lowbrow a concept for Tito Ortiz, who may be signed on as the “famous face” described in the original press release. MMAMania came across this posting on RealityWanted.com which lays out more gory details:

New TV Show Starring TITO ORTIZ is Looking For You!!!!

Do you have a beef with someone and tried everything to solve it but can’t? Did your best friend steal your girl?

Did your old roommate shaft you on your rent? Did you have a falling out with your best friend and have no way to solve it?

Also looking for competitive friends or friends with a problem they need to solve and the only way to do it is to fight it out!

UFC Champion Tito Ortiz is going to train you to battle out your problems in the Octagon!! We are looking for ALL SHAPES AND SIZES to walk into the ring and settle it once and for all!!!!

Both of you would need to come down and audition in our Hollywood studio, so you must live in Southern California!

Casting ASAP!

Can you feel the excitement?! It’s like they used a dartboard to determine how many exclamation points would go at the end of each sentence.

The posting reinforces what initially skeeved us out about the show’s concept to begin with — their attitude that when personal disputes get too heated, “the only way to [resolve them] is to fight it out!” It’s like they’ve never realized that losing a fight makes the average person more hostile afterwards, and winning a fight often makes the winner even more of a prick than he was in the first place. And if you’re answering an online ad to be on a reality show, chances are you were a huge prick in the first place.

By the way, we suggest you spend some time on RealityWanted.com, which seems to be the social networking site for the delusional, neurotic and fame-desperate. I mean, just look at some of the bullshit they need bodies for. Hello stardom!!!!

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Rumbler- March 29, 2008 at 1:29 am
*points finger@Bret Draven* and says: "HAHA"
Dan Frenkel- March 14, 2008 at 3:46 am
First off, I would like to comment that our show starring Rodrigo and Crosley Gracie is in no way affiliated with Tito Ortiz or his show. Second, although real its just simple ENTERTAINMENT . It still beats watching crap like "who wants to marry a tranny".
If you don't like it do us all a favor and don't watch it. And if you really don't like it think about auditioning, whimpy!
Trudburglar- February 20, 2008 at 1:19 am
coach, no kidding. he only used his signature fake ceiling punch / right cross, but that didnt work out for him. what the fuck is that? he does that every fight. that will work against the 16yr olds that Emerson beats up in HB but not against trained fighters. (Razor and Emerson are in the same camp)
mmacoach- February 19, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Hell yeah Turd, and Rob got knocked out brutally by Varner. I think Rob fought a good fight until that point, but what's up with a muay thai expert as good as Rob not throwing those kicks. Almost every one he threw landed... shame shame shame, it was a bad night for paper champs.
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Turdburglar- February 19, 2008 at 12:08 am
Tito needs to focus on training his boy Razor Rob. it looked like the lead singer from Crazy Town was in the cage last week.
mmacoach- February 18, 2008 at 10:28 pm
That concept is wack and disrespectful to the art. It is going to be fine until somebody gets seriously injured. It isn't a good idea to teach people how to hurt someone for the sole purpose of vengeance. That is not at all what this sport has ever, or ever should be about. For Tito to exploit the sport with Rico Rod is absurd. Those two should know better than most, being veterans of this sport. It will be mildly entertaining until some stalker ex boyfriend refuses to let go of the triangle and permanantly damages someone's brain. I respected both of them until I saw this... Tito is just selling out now, just like Jenna, what is the cost of your own pride? Millions obviously, but character and integrity are far more important. Tito, I hope you read this and feel guilty about your role, it is a crying shame and your fans and kids should be very disappointed in you.
Big Rush- February 18, 2008 at 9:54 pm
If a tree falls in the forrest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? If a ridiculous reality show is being comtemplated and nobody ever sees it, does it really matter?
Asian- February 18, 2008 at 9:47 pm
The fall of MMA begins?
fightfan- February 18, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Hope this is a COMPLETE failure and NO ONE is intersted at all!!! That would be some funny shit. I used to be a Tito fan, but now he is nothing short of an ass
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