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‘Oh Snap!’ Alert: Brett Rogers Accuses Kimbo Slice of Shuckin’ and Duckin’

You were wondering how Brett Rogers feels about getting spurned by Elite XC in favor Ken Shamrock? Five Ounces of Pain has the scoop in a statement on behalf of Brett Rogers. Things start out all puppy dogs and rainbows in regards to the way Elite XC is handling their business, but don’t worry, Shamrock and “Fergi” get their come-uppance at the end:

As for Oct 4th; that was our spot. Shamrock with his name and giant ego butted in line to get a slice of Kevin. At 103 years of age Ken usurped our rightful place against the YouTube champ. Our sincerest hope is that Ken whips Kimbo and then we can finally euthanize the “World’s Most Dangerous Man” and relegate him to some MMA dinosaur exhibit. Maybe taxidermy him and Severn and place them on a rotating pedestal where they can endless circle each other.

If Ken proves to be more sham then rock and Fergi beats him, then the Slice hype grows even greater. Dude is already more myth then Sasquatch, Chupacabra and a fucking unicorn combined. Kevin is the black Yeti.

Caught between a Shamrock and a hard place, Kevin has chosen the old over the new; the past over the future. But Fergi… the hard place is coming. By putting us off, making us wait will only make matters worse. There is nothing business about it anymore. Kimbo made it a point to go frontin’ to our boys at Big Black. But that street thug B.S. might work well with the fan bois and the Internet dorks who think your street cred means something; but Son… Brett comes from Cabrini Green; the worst 12 blocks of America. Compared to that your street is Sesame Street. So you can say it is very personal between Brett and Fergi. So go ahead and make us wait while you fight Tank and Shamrock. Hell, why not fight Hackney, Harold Howard, Fred Ettish and the rest of Jurassic MMA? And while your shuckin’ and duckin’ we will be hustlin’ and muscilin’ and when the bell finally tolls the only real question left is … do you wake up looking at canvas or arena lights?

On behalf of Brett Rogers – Team Bison

Wow. Black Yeti? Shuckin’ and duckin’? Hustlin’ and musclin’? Sounds like the official trash-talking statement writer over at Team Bison is doing work, son.

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LB- August 31, 2008 at 11:19 pm
I lost so much respect for Kimbo and EliteXC...yea Kimbo is their "star" but give me a break... The guy nearly got stopped by "UFO ear" Thompson. Are you serious? Kimbo needs to step his game why the hell up. I used to be a kimbo fan simply because there is a lack of depth at heavy weight. But the way he got winded during that fight..! Hes supposed to be a professional fighter... Your supposed to be able to at least last 3 rounds. He couldn't even breath or stand half way through the second. Maybe crack smoke does perminant lunch damage. who knows
Krazy Kracker- August 28, 2008 at 6:45 am
What the fuck does your neighborhood have to do with how well you fight? I live in a geriatric-filled, golf course-surrounded subdivison and I still fuck people up. If it was so ghetto and anyone could shoot for shit, Rogers and his basketball sized dome would have been shot up when he was 9, ol' inconspicuous ass... Try another angle to steal someone's limelight... *remembers this is on the net*... Oh, my bad, guess it worked.
KTFO- August 27, 2008 at 3:23 am
Hey Ileterate: Anyone who takes that long to put away James the "Collosal Joke" Thompson apparently ain't got much all-around game either. Kimbo = All Hype, Rogers = Actual legitimate fighter. Hell Team Bison has a female training with them that would probably smash Kimbo.
JPfighter- August 26, 2008 at 10:40 pm
I don't recall saying that Rogers wrote a single word of that letter. Maybe you should read my comment again. Oh, that's right, you're illiterate. Never mind.
Ileterate Blak man- August 26, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Rogers did not write that, so stop complimenting him for his eloquence. His managers at Team Bison wrote it in the hopes that they can create enough of a feud that Kimbo will have to fight Brett. Rogers can barely speak in interviews, and looks like he would get confused trying to read his own tattoos (I'm not sure he has any, which might really confuse him).

The sad thing is, Rogers isn't even that good. He is just swings wildly and hits harder than Kimbo. It isn't like Rogers is a complete fighter with a dangerous all-around game. Does Team Bison even have a jiu-jitsu coach, or is there grappling coach that kung-fu guy from "Iron Ring"?
JPfighter- August 26, 2008 at 9:19 pm
That letter is a classic. Some of the most intelligent trash-talking ever. The visual of a taxidermied Shamrock and Severn circling each other on a rotating platform will live with me forever.
Jaw Jackin' and Gum Flappin'- August 26, 2008 at 8:45 pm
wrote that ^^^
Anonymous- August 26, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Brett rogers is a fucking homo. I don't really like kimbo that much either but seriously this guy is so jealous of kimbo. He's just a bitch trying to take all the glory and spotlight off kimbo. He's runnin' his mouth so much it makes me sick. I hope he fucking gets KTFO and kimbo jumps on his fucking ape skull when he's sleeping on the mat. FUCK YOU ROGERS Team bison, you must have got your inspiration from brett roger's mom. She's quite the bison herself. Rogers your a fucking punk ass bitch, you never lived in the ghetto. KIMBO FTW.... just cuz rogers gums haven't stopped flappin. IF you want the limelight and the paper stacks CUT your gay fuckin mohawk and grow a beard, till then get off kimbo's nuts.
FilmDrunk- August 26, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Damn - Brett Rogers writes as well as he fights. Which is to say... well.
the glza- August 26, 2008 at 7:02 pm
well, yeah -- i can't blame kimbo for taking the shamrock fight... the guy wants to build his list of accomplishments and shamrock, washed-up or not, is an impressive fighter to beat. i don't even think kimbo's victory is assured in that one, either -- he could easily lose by submission with a crafty veteran like shamrock. i expect this to be quite a good fight, actually.

rogers position is understandable, as kimbo is an mma-hype phenomenon while he has toiled as an undefeated unsung hero. rogers deserves as much attention and money as kimbo, but he doesn't have that "it" factor that fergi carries with him. i do believe rogers will defeat kimbo though, and if kimbo can take defeat and learn from it, it could be the beginning of a great rivalry.

with patience comes success... but bitchin and moanin isn't exactly a display of patience.
Vrax- August 26, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Any mention of Fred Ettish = auto-win. And that Black Yeti shit is priceless. Brett Rogers and Team Bison have just earned a new fan.

(Christ, I'm easy to please.)
ClownBaby- August 26, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Kevin "Kimbo "The Black Yeti" Slice" Ferguson gotta ring to it
Giant Killer- August 26, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Oh no he di'nt?!!! Rogers and Team Bison don't want to go there!

I was with Brett Rogers and his camp all the way until they had to bring up Keith Hackney. Keith Hackney would destroy both Kimbo and Rogers at the same time with his mullet-powered White Tiger Kempo Karate, just like he did to Emmanuel Yarborough.