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Oh, Thank God: Vyacheslav Datsik Wasn’t Actually Killed in Prison This Week


(See? Healthy as an ox. A big, crazy, racist ox. )

Thanks to CP reader David T. for passing along the good news via ShockMansion.com:

A few reports coming out of Russia claimed Viacheslav Datsik had been killed in a prison fight. Alexander Zubov, Head of Press Service of the Federal Penitentiary Service management for St. Petersburg and Leningrad region, said ‘This is fictional. Who profits, I cannot say. Datsik is healthy, eating, has recently been out for a walk’.”

The original report quoted St. Petersburg human-rights attorney Joseph Gabunia, who claimed that Datsik was stabbed to death in a brawl — but if a Russian prison publicist says that Red Tarzan recently went for a walk, then that’s good enough for us. Although if Datsik was killed, I guess that wouldn’t be the end of the world either.

Previously:
- Batshit Crazy Neo-Nazi MMA Fighter Vyacheslav Datsik Arrested in Norway
- Vyacheslav Datsik Granted Temporary Asylum in Norway While Officials Investigate Claims that He Isn’t Crazy
- The 16 Most Notorious Arrests in MMA History
- Exclusive: Identity of Joe Son’s Alleged Prison Murder Victim Revealed

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danomite- January 1, 2012 at 9:15 pm
This whole comments section has made it clear to me that some people just see the world differently than others. For example, while most of you see a picture of a jailed white supremacist trying to give the nazi salute while in handcuffs, I see a jolly Buddhist limbering up his arms before he donates a couple of semen samples to the fertility clinic.
danomite- January 1, 2012 at 9:11 pm
@HELLENtt
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XENOPHON- December 30, 2011 at 4:13 pm
@ReX13 Says:
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LOL, excellent read. I hope your junior writers got some training time today to take a few notes. Their shit is often terrible lackluster and makes for a sterile read. It's purely college kids shit.
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Now CP has 2 competent writers that I will vouch for. One is Chris Coleman, the other is CaiolaBatata. ReX13 has won my heart just before I get ready to go watch the fight tonight....as his deep seeded thoughts demonstrates there is a fucking heartbeat around this fucking portal.
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Quote: "I mean, why settle for a vaguely ethnic asian/latin fusion shorty when you can get exotic tranny straight from the tap?" BEST!
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Figures Rex was once a man in a blue "break dancing" uniform. If anyone here could vouch for my bonifides with military aircraft/operations - it is him. If he says nothing, then Drano, Wilson, and their cheer leading squad can choke to death - I will lend a hand to help the process along.
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Now I have a good fucking guess who the man is behind the scenes that has been adamantly correcting my grammar and punctuation trail of sloppy errors.
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There is one thing about intentionally fishing for the identity of an unknown online alias. That is to bait the hook with something that is irresistible. When the prime suspect is a writer, give them what they want. GRIN
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Shouldn't you've placed a period after "baby", and capitalized the first letter of your second sentence? No matter, it's all good.
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Forget all about that Jewish shit it really matters not, to me. I think of them, as often as they think of me, never. It's simply a ends to the means. I've tried to call out Ben, but he is too smart or too wise to fall for that. Danga and Seth take the bait, but like the Japanese fight fish they faded fast.
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I don't need their sack of gold. If one want's to choke them out to get it, it's a simple matter of the pen and paper. Thus, rewriting the foreign aid laws and stopping the military and economic aid that come's from the tit of U.S. taxpayers. Trickle down is that the goose that laid the golden egg, dries up.
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Tell you what ReX13, you post'em articles, me read'em, and and if no one else will - I will comment on'em all. Since this might be viewed or considered a "end of the year" request...
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...please ask for an "EDIT" button and when you decided to pull the trigger on international news, drive down into questions about what they get paid relative to the U.S. greenback.
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OK, no more rambling from California. But to be clear, this sailor brings both guns and knives when called out to a fight.
El Guapo- December 30, 2011 at 3:52 pm
I co-sign, TeliaTuli. I don't believe in New Year resolutions, but ignoring this dumb fuck for 2012 it is..
intercept440- December 30, 2011 at 3:46 pm
@xeno.
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everyone has a free opionion brother.
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i come here cuase i have for a number of years cause im an MMA fan and a former Kenpo Karate practicioner. so i can find out the latest gossip in MMA. and cause i like the majority of people who post here.
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i dont know if break media is owned by jews.
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nor do i care to be honest.

all im saying dude is the only things your going to see on CP is about either hot ass ring girls (and one that looks like a horse)
And MMA news (or Gossip about MMA).
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your not going to see an article about stone cold steve austin giving the stunner to vince mcmahon for the umpteenth time at wrestlemania XXXXIV or whatever the number is these days, nor will you see any articles about how a beached whale (unless its the fat version gina carano from her movie) washing up on a beach in new zealend.

. its an MMA site, if the have any motivation behind a crazy nazi..
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i persoanlly dont give a flying fuck, the asshole is locked up and unless he gets out of prison and steals a ride on a boat to america and finds his way into my house in a shitty small town in nevada and opens my door, i dont have to turn his lights off for him with mister Kimber Pro eclipse .45 caliber.
thats all im saying.
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TeilaTuliTooth- December 30, 2011 at 3:18 pm
seriously, ignoring him is the only way. the dude's frustrated and he takes it out on this virtual forum, and we let him do it with every reply. To those of you who bother with replying, you really should stop.
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Don't feed the sad, bored, bitter, troll. I won't. ever. startiiiing, now!
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TeilaTuliTooth- December 30, 2011 at 3:13 pm
Dear xenomorph,
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i'm trying to graduate to fully ignoring you. not there yet...
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but i'm growing to despise you with every tap of the keyboard. Maybe that will help.
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your act gets so old so fast. (over and out)
El Guapo- December 30, 2011 at 3:07 pm
Damn, you're an idiot. First, it's so fucking ironic that you attempt to correct another person's grammar. I'm addressing you, genius, so there's no need for (sic). If somebody was to correct your incoherent bullshit there would be (sic) symbols every other sentence. You ever heard of an apostrophe?
And I'm not defending anybody, shit for brains, I'm merely pointing out how stupid you sound. If you don't like something, why do you continue to subject yourself to it? It doesn't even begin to make any sense.
Attempting to rationalize with a person such as yourself is an exercise in futility, as you're dumber than shit, so I don't know why I even bother. Having said that, I just realized I'm more of an idiot than you are. Fuuuuuuck me.
macreadysshack- December 30, 2011 at 3:06 pm
Gaia's blessing upon you both. I would literally punch baby Jesus in the face for a couple more of these 'rambling' masterpieces. (Sorry, Christians . . . It's just a joke. Babies get soccer kicks, not punches.
XENOPHON- December 30, 2011 at 3:01 pm
@intercept440
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You got me pinned down with that one, Datsik is a MMA fighter.
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Please tell me if your remember this post - I see Cage Potato decided to take Melvin Costa's photo down, and they removed the hyperlink to the interview after the fact.

http://www.cagepotato.com/white-nationalist-fights-proudly-for-king-of-the-cage/

Make sure you read the CP writers (almost assuredly Jewish) sentiments carefully...he even uses the tag "white nationalist."
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And do me one favor, read my 2 responses. Tell me then if it's me that's picking on CP today, or if it's them singling honkeys again, but saying nothing about beaners, spics, and whops?
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Maybe it's just the white power, Aryan, swastika stigma? Jews are fucked up like that. They can claim they have long been the persecuted victims, except they have a hard time admitting their beloved state of Israel terrorize those shit sucking camel jockeys called Palestinians to this day - and that is OK.
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Duplicity is bread into their Jewish culture/ (all) religion. Even this atheist (anti-theology) knows nearly every Jew will say a Christian is his friend, but that's a lie.
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I am sure if Jesus was alive today, he would have a much different opinion after the Jews caused his dumb ass to get staked down and shanked to death. The Jewish view Christians as pathetic gentiles (A pagan or heathen), that's how they view all other religions.
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Which ever you guys decide it is, it's used here at Cage Potato as a one way conduit for the owners and editors personal bias and fears.
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My point is, it is what makes for a bottom of the barrel journalism. It won't ever be taken seriously.
ReX13- December 30, 2011 at 2:54 pm
"Ben and Rex since (sic) your the editor(s), set some policies for your bubble gum writers that includes articles about MMA from around the globe. Try your hand at MMA people, events, and news from Australia, Canada, the UK, France, Norway, Philippines, China, Brazil, Iraq, or even the Middle East and Gulf States. Hey you could even write about shit taking place in Israel."
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Xeno, i Thinking about you baby
don't know if that was accidental, but i'm not an editor here. I took a staff writing job here for a few months, but that shit was hard, yo.
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Otherwise i just contribute here, starting with my series on Zuffa's other other promotion: Bellator. i've recapped something like 30 of them. Sure, they'd have us believe that Bjorn Rebney runs the show, but what am i, fucking stupid?
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Don't answer that.
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Oh, and when UFC did their huge show in Singapore, i got up for that at some stupid hour American Time and wrote a recap article for CP. Sure they called it "ONE FC", but you and i both know that it was Dana's show -- why else go to the land of lady-boy Thai hookers, amiright? I mean, why settle for a vaguely ethnic asian/latin fusion shorty when you can get exotic tranny straight from the tap?
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Sure, the majority of news goes the UFC's way, but that is what the audience wants. The traffic numbers and comments on pieces that don't involve UFC fighters bear out the notion that no one is terribly interested in prospects from Slavic countries that are tearing up the Pennsylvania ammy scene. CP has and will continue to touch on events in MFC, King of the Cage, M-1, K-1, It's Showtime!, PRIDE, DREAM, GRACHAN, Sengoku RFC, SHOOTO Japan, SHOOTO Brazil, Jungle Fights, sundry boxing affiliations, the WWE, XARM, YAMMA, BAMMA, Cage vs Cons, ShockFights!, Shark Fights, EliteXC, Affliction, Strikeforce, Sengalese wrestling, Mongolian old lady wrestling, midget wrestling, midget tossing (strangely i do not believe we have mentioned that Cambodian Midget Fighting League, but give me time) ... i believe CP once had a stream for something called "Amazon Forest Combat", which i'm still not entirely convinced is even a real thing. ... in short there is some modicum of what Mickey Knox would refer to as "a little bit of variety" in CP's coverage.
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Knox being, of course, a pivotal character in Oliver Stone's searing expose on the american prison-industrial socio-economic slavery complex "The Carlos Condits".
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It would behoove you -- as someone interested in these other, less popular venues of combat sport -- to read and comment on these other articles judiciously. This shows your support and rewards the writer in the way we value most: attention. Seriously, our children can starve and we'll default on the mortgage as long as you pay attention to us and call us witty.
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i'm not jewish.
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OR AM I?
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No but seriously, about jews: just feign weakness until you can get close. Then snatch the bag of jew gold from around his neck, and hold it until he answers all your questions. Bro, you think you know but YOU DON'T KNOW what all the jews have done. After he answers your questions, put a wheat penny (it HAS to be a wheat penny) in the bag with his jew gold and give it back. He won't be able to remove it, and you'll never have to worry about kabbalah mind control ever again.
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You're welcome.
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Oh yeah, i meant to mention that "Ben and Rex since your (sic) the editor(s)" was also grammatically as well as factually incorrect. Two words: "you are". Easy mistake, i guess that's the editor in me wanting to get out.
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Seriously, dude, don't try to out-ramble me. You're bringing a knife to a gunfight. El Guapo hooks me up with that sizzyrp and purple drank and i'll just ramble for days. i'mma watch UFC and then nine hours of DREAM back to back, because i'm crazy. Can't believe nobody is doing a liveblog for that baby.
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Amor y futeball chutes,
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XENOPHON- December 30, 2011 at 2:19 pm
@Wannabe G.I. Joe El Wuapo says:
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QUOTE: "A blind man can see how stupid you are (sic) Xeno.
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...Yet you seem to reply to me nearly everyday and you go on to say: "You (sic) Xeno constantly belittle the writers and editors here, you go on and on about how much you hate CP, you say they’re Zuffa nuthuggers, you act as though you’re so much smarter than everybody"
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Don't worry about the writers and editors, they can answer for themselves if they chose to do so....or did they ask you for some back-up as they felt they needed saving?
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It's obvious you feel threatened by me. I promise wont hurt you Joe. You forgot the CTO and CEO of Break Media...I call them names too. Why don't you defend them?
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Humm, I think many here wonder will start to wonder what is driving your fear, and why the White-Knight persona who feels he must come to the aid of the writers and editors who hid behind fake screen names?
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Fake EL Guapo - when you gonna stop being virgin-shy and share with us who you are, where you live, your education, or what you do for a profession smart guy?
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Until you do decide to defend yourself, I am more real to these people than you are. I even had a birthday yesterday, and have a case of influenza today. Just for you. Sniffle Sniffle.
El Guapo- December 30, 2011 at 1:32 pm
Yeah, that's what I thought.
You know, for someone who CLAIMS to be so smart(extensive knowledge in the field of national security, computer programming, foreign relations, graduate studies, world travel, etc.)you sure are pretty fucking stupid.
You constantly belittle the writers and editors here, you go on and on about how much you hate CP, you say they're Zuffa nuthuggers, you act as though you're so much smarter than everybody... YET YOU POST HERE ALL DAY EVERY DAY.
A blind man can see how stupid you are.
XENOPHON- December 30, 2011 at 1:11 pm
@Tell_Ya_Got_A_Poop_Tooth
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You need to chill out. I never took you to be such the sensitive one. Coleman or Karma, never. Seth F(ail) maybe, Danga most assuredly, but you...c'mon?
XENOPHON- December 30, 2011 at 1:03 pm
@El Guapo
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I don't think anyone was specifically talking to you boy-wonder. It was an A + B conversation...
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If you're feeling froggy, jump.
TeilaTuliTooth- December 30, 2011 at 12:42 pm
C-Spud mentions other shows ALL the time. They bash the UFC ALL the time,
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this ain't mmafighting.
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About the jew bias, it's a big stretch implying it from a little update about a character like datsik. Joe Son and the other loonies and criminals get mentioned here a lot too.
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ridiculous rant.
El Guapo- December 30, 2011 at 12:37 pm
If you don't want to hear it, get the fuck on then. Simple as that.
XENOPHON- December 30, 2011 at 12:26 pm
@intercept440
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If you say so, its your world bro, just living in it. Here is how I see it in my world. I convicted child molester talking about kids, or a kid talking about how nice his Penn State coach was is about the same as a Nazi writing about a Jew, or a Jew writing about the Nazi.
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Just don't want to hear it, few do...not in private, and not in public.
XENOPHON- December 30, 2011 at 12:03 pm
@macreadysshack
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QUOTE: "Somalian fighters? LOL. North Korean fighters? LOL. Female fighters . . . CP sticks up for them all the time."
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Here we disagree. An unofficially article count, clearly demonstrates to me that CP is dedicated to pumping the UFC.
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Look at it another way. Has CP ever missed out on UFC rumor? No, they don,t. They either have tunnel vision and can't see past the shaft on Dana's cock...or they are paid to do so.
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To set the record straight, I don't think anyone here is picking a fight with me. Especially not you. And how could that be Macready....this is just typing.
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Aside from each time you hit the "Sumbit Comment" or "Refresh Page" buttons, which are really a clicks billed to the advertisers...there is no value in fighting here, there surely is no winners or losers. The proof is, this all goes away when the power plug is pulled.
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Face to face, or out on the street...we can agree that's when it's real.
macreadysshack- December 30, 2011 at 12:01 pm
Xeno - thanks for clarification. I actually read your posts and think you say interesting stuff most of the time (when you're not grudging with people here - although the first grader in me does think it's kind of funny sometimes).
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Sorry guys if I'm 'encouraging' THE CP 'Troll". I don't see Xeno that way. I don't always agree with him and sometimes I have trouble understanding his language but I do think that even 'extreme' or 'crazy' views are good for the overall dialogue. Even if he implies that I am a coward or a hippocrite by saying that I omitted whether or not I would personally kill a neo-nazi extremist with my own hands unprovoked. EVERYONE has a coward and hippocrite inside them. I like dragging mine kicking and screaming into the light so the bitch has nowhere to hide.
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Just for clarity's sake, I do not desire to hear that anyone is subjected to torture or incarceration. I do however like the idea of a man like this to just 'not be here anymore'. I'm not talking about some fairy waving a wand and - poof - he's gone with blood on anyones hands. If that's a .40 slug in the triangle of death or a RNC held for three minutes too long - it's okay with me and, trust me, I would do either - I'd hate it but I would kill him. I don't see death as a punishment - only the fear/terror/pain that one might experience before death. If I had the legally justifiable opportunity to turn this guy off, I would.
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I'm not addressing the other things you wrote but I do find them interesting.
intercept440- December 30, 2011 at 12:00 pm
@xeno... the nazi guy IS/WAS AN MMA fighter thats why they did an article on him. not cause he was a nazi...
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macreadysshack- December 30, 2011 at 11:38 am
I came off a tad 'high-horsey' in that long ass post. I am not ALWAYS trying to understand my fellow man. I'm often just teasing the shit out of them for my perception of their pathetic ignorance.
XENOPHON- December 30, 2011 at 11:38 am
I guess you missed the the point, as it wasn't spelled out clearly. In the media, the Jewish are predominate considering their small numbers in society. This entire website, its editors, and some writers, is owned by Break Media which is is Jewish controlled.
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I don't like religion. If you do, then go to a sport that promoites peace. This said the Christians, Muslims, and Jew's are all in the same boat in my fucking opinion. They can take their bullshit and go for a flying fuck. Best if they keep the babel in their mosques, synagogs, or church. Not spending time injecting their personal demons and biases into a entertainment platform.
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That said, this place is suppose to be about MMA news. Problem is it's often filled with news about people in jail, people in the hospital, cartoon video skits, while the bulk of all other articles are nearly entirely about the UFC?
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If this portal want to publish re-hashed crap, that's on them. Actually aside from the end of the life fighters who write an occiasional colum or Jeff Watts (a guy scratching a living from the mat) the news here is often eclipsed by their competitors.
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If the Jews (who do control what is published at Cage Potato) want to clown on a low IQ Nazi who is imprisoned in Russia..(like who really gives a fuck) they might might want to start writing something about of Hezbollah or Hamas fighters. At a minimum you can't deny the disadvantaged Palestinians whip some ass.
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Yet, my mate MaCreadyshack (a Norwegian) wants to hear that someone killed this same Nazi, but won't go as far to say he would do it himself. So it's all just talk - from me, from each of you, and him. Don't blur the lines. Palestinians and Jews alike want to kill each other for worthless plots of desert. So lets some of real videos of the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) bashing some skulls and capping kids in the knees. Trust me, it's no different that watching Mir snap NOG's arm in two.
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Few here want to read politics with a Jewish bent, but that is exactly what was posted above. SO the comment to the editor stays intact, as I for one care not who around here took offense.
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Zuffa only promotes one big monthly match, so that leaves nearly 3 weeks worth of real news. Ben and Rex since your the editor(s), set some policies for your bubble gum writers that includes articles about MMA from around the globe. Try your hand at MMA people, events, and news from Australia, Canada, the UK, France, Norway, Philippines, China, Brazil, Iraq, or even the Middle East and Gulf States. Hey you could even write about shit taking place in Israel.
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And if you won't or don't know how, then just please stop with the political driven non-sense your spoon feeding us. I don't want to hear a Jews talking about Nazi's. For that we can all read www.jdl.org
ThePeoplesTroll- December 30, 2011 at 11:13 am
i was hoping that he had been stabbed and killed. And Ramsey Nijem is probably from palestine
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