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Need a reason to continue living until April 5?  How about Dream 8, which will feature the rematch between crazy-talking, tights-wearing submissions wiz Shinya Aoki, and amateur porn star Hayato "Mach" Sakurai.  It has now been officially announced.  So step in off that ledge (we knew you weren’t going to jump anyway, you pansy) and get through the next couple of weeks.  You will be rewarded with what should be one hell of a fight.

If you need help passing the time, watch what happens when dudes try to get funny with Aoki on their back.  It’s not funny ‘ha-ha,’ more like funny ‘you’re a moron.’

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Anonymous- March 20, 2009 at 8:21 am
Dangerfield is right.
dangerfield- March 19, 2009 at 9:37 pm
that guy in the middle looks like the japanese version of gary oldman
Anonymous- March 19, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Aoki looks like a Nazi. Really not a smart move considering Japan's ties to Hitler's Germany during WW II. Guess that explains why there aren't very many Jews in Japan...
BM2- March 19, 2009 at 8:42 pm
The real story here is MINOWAMAN vs SHIBATA. Hell yeaaaaa
JapJapJapJapJapJapJapSushi- March 19, 2009 at 4:43 pm
I don't like the Japanese.
shitwhistle- March 19, 2009 at 4:39 pm
This might be the first Dream event I watch as it happens.... I think?
Where would one watch said event?

Also, there's something very "Ichi, the Killer" about that picture (and not just because they're Asian, you racist pukes).
fourTwenty- March 19, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Hello Jap----Ahh,grrr,leggo*cough**cough**tap*
CanadianProduce- March 19, 2009 at 4:22 pm
I'm gonna enjoy watching this with some gleen tea.
db- March 19, 2009 at 4:19 pm
That's the scariest group of salarymen I've ever seen.
rokabee- March 19, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Aoki is the shiz.