Need a reason to continue living until April 5? How about Dream 8, which will feature the rematch between crazy-talking, tights-wearing submissions wiz Shinya Aoki, and amateur porn star Hayato "Mach" Sakurai. It has now been officially announced. So step in off that ledge (we knew you weren’t going to jump anyway, you pansy) and get through the next couple of weeks. You will be rewarded with what should be one hell of a fight.
If you need help passing the time, watch what happens when dudes try to get funny with Aoki on their back. It’s not funny ‘ha-ha,’ more like funny ‘you’re a moron.’