Ok, so heres my report….the night went almost as planned. super drunk, the only difference was no girl at the end of the night and I didn’t get slapped by a ‘strange colleen’ but i woke up this morning with a bumb and a bruise on my shin, I was trying to recollect where i got it from. I asked my friend and he simply reminded me that i pulled off a little leprechaun dude’s top hat thingy and he kicked me right in the shin. hmmm it probably would of been an interesting night if i can remember it.

Riots in Belfast last night…now THAT’S how you celebrate Paddy’s day.

The irish can go ahead and suck on my big donkey balls, Charlie zelenof can beat your mothafucking asses to the ground….

FUCK YALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeeee im so drunk im pissen green cause of whateve theat horse shit the put in my beer!!!!

rought day tommrw

st. paddys’ day, eh?

Drunk as fuck. Heading over to Sunnyvale…drunk as fuck

It’s my birthday and yes, I am irish. Happy St. Patrick’s day to all my fellow cage potatos. I am getting double drunk drunk today; once for my birthday, once for St. Patrick.

Drink up brothers

No way I was getting in. They had an additional, private security company there. It was tighter than BJ’s ass, even after the fight with “lubed up” GSP! There was nothing he could do to get me in.

Ah paddys day…when our population swells to 300 million

Southie*

it didnt sound like them so i was not sure. i figured that that was too esay to be the answer. went to southis for the parade and man those shirts are gold mines, the saints ones

execution*

@ lomazda

thats the prayer/exectution statement they say in the movie.

you want to know the low down on that (NEW) saints movie …its never coming out. The and forgive me right now guy with out the mustache got all holly wood after the movie was made and burned a shitload of bridges and no one wants to work with him, allegedly. whew that was almost a case of slander. if anything it will be like 90% of the sequels and they will fuck it up . what we really need is a prequel that way they can your different actors because they will be younger. and from what i have read the “sequel” was to tajke place exactly where th other on left off like on the courthouse steps

Hey POTATO… what the HELL is up with you guys?….It wont be a fantastically awesome ST Patty’s Day until you guys give up the scoop on what the hell happened with PHIL Nurse and GREG Jackson “Lubbing” GSP…oh that sounded freaky..anyhow what Happened..so I can go toss some brews with my Leprechaun buddies…

makers has that sick wax covering over the cap right i had that shit a while back pretty tastey

trying to decipher the dialog before jump around. its a tricky one, sounds biblical or middele agey. o im cooking some irish food which means getting everything in a pot and boiling the shit outta it lol. also anyone from the mass area besides crap factory im looking for a mauy thai gym

Does drinking half a bottle of Makers and an evening full of fatties count as something “special planned?”

I wonder when they’re releasing the next Saints, its been “in production” for years now

@ lomazda

yea, that was an extremely weird role he played, very uncomfortable to watch.

o yeah i forgot that shit, she was a huge bitch i bet when people see her on the street they say “thats a huge bitch” ala Duece Bigalow

Haha yes, the rule of thumb bitches

@ lomazada92

best part is when he KTFO that chick

im getting alcohol poisoning!!!

Saints is a great movie i get kinda weirded out every-time Willem dafoe is one screen though, my favorite part is when they are in the police station and bob marley(no not that one,the white one) says they had a better chance of finding these two if we dragged a potato all over southie

@ Crap Factory
i understand your situation, but if you get in we all expect a full report. where you from?

Oh shit, after hearing marcus davis’ entrance I might just have to watch me some Boondock Saints today. Greatest movie evah!

Anyone know what the dialogue before “Jump Around” is from?

Happy Mick day to all y’all bastards and don’t forget in between chugging all those pints to eat a shit load of potaters

Lets see, I’ve just started the 2nd half of my day with some good ole’ irish whiskey in my coke at work, yes, im at work, shhh(don’t worry i car pool). I will immediatly get home and take my brothers id, as I am only 20, he is 23 but we look alike so its cool. Than I will start drinkin some guinness. After this I will hit a lip of copenhagen snuff, get picked up from my house, taken to Kilarneys(the local irish pub). I will watch the leprechauns play (they really arent that great, but its a good name). I’ll try to down as much green beer as I can, be super smashed, so the girls look prettier and the band plays a little bit better, than I will finish the night with one more Irish car bomb. If the night goes according to plan I should leave with a girl that I didn’t show up with, hopefully she looks as good in the morning as she did in the night (assuming if this all goes to plan, but come on, how many times does that happen, realistically I’ll end up gettin slapped by a ‘hot redhead’ or a ‘strange colleen’ as mr. ben would say.) So Slainte bitches!

@ Lomazda92

I’m going to have a hard enough time getting in myself. I’ve called my buddy and he’s told me a definate “maybe” for me alone. There’s no chance he’d be able to get someone else in.

I’m celebrating St. Pierre day instead, where we drink baby oil till we puke. Oh, and the color you have to wear is clear of course.

yo crap factory hook a brother up im from taunton. email me please

@ Crap Factory:

Good luck, dude…if you make it in, give us a full report tomorrow!

I’m actually headed to the Roxy tonight. Going to try and sneak in. I have a buddy that does security there.