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Oh Yeah, Nick Diaz Tested Clean, Homey


(Much like Bob Reilly, Nick Diaz is very interested in agriculture.)

In a bit of news that escaped our notice due to all the UFC 97 build-up and letdown, but is all too appropriate for today’s date (4/20, get it?), Nick Diaz reportedly tested clean following his TKO victory over Frank Shamrock at Strikeforce in San Jose.  The California State Athletic Commission’s Bill Douglas confirmed the news, saying that Diaz “was fine,” and adding that the test also checked for cleansing agents.

Does that mean that Diaz was jerking our collective chain about smoking weed up until the fight and using “herbal cleansers” to remove any trace from his system before the test, or does it just mean that Diaz has the hookup on the best herbal cleansers around?  If we had to speculate (and we don’t, but we will, because that’s the kind of thing we do), we’d say it’s the latter.  The world where Nick Diaz lies about his weed consumption is just not a world we want to live in.

So now who feels like a little bitch?  Answer: the CSAC.  Diaz beat them and Frank Shamrock all in one weekend.  That’s a moral victory for potheads everywhere.  It’s also enough to make you wonder about how effective the drug-testing system is in catching users of actual performance-enhancers.  If they can’t nail Diaz, who laid out his plan for beating the test beforehand, can they reliably catch steroid-users?

Comments

  1. Anonymous Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 10:20


    .....
  2. Whiteghost Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 10:21


    Easiest win of his career
  3. MMA Wannabe Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 10:21


    I don't smoke weed, but I do think that people should really get over it. If it hurts or helps a fighter then it shouldn't be allowed, but it doesn't appear to do either for Diaz. It's just his choice.
  4. Anonymous Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 10:27


    Happy 420 :-)
  5. manutdfan Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 10:29


    Very good point, on the CSAC getting the decision loss to Diaz. By the way, I finally received my HOF t-shirt, and it is great! Thanks, Ben-squared!
  6. Anonymous Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 10:37


    potheads need more heroes like diaz n phelps. they should be honored in some sort of ceremony on this glorious holiday.
  7. Anonymous Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 10:39


    Is a loss overturned to weed really overturned? everyone knows and accepts that he beat gomi.
  8. RICKFURIOUS Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 10:49


    Im over it about pot,y do people have to discriminate over pot, jobs sports etc.Its never going to stop or change in anyway.Every pothead knows that pot is better for ya than beer.leave diaz alone about it.Im sure he stoped smoking a few weeks before just to be sure and thats all.
  9. Bootylam! Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 10:54


    Can you imagine what a walking cock that guy would be if he did not smoke?
  10. K.E.G. Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 10:54


    @RICKFURIOUS Agreed. Everythings better with a bag of weed.
  11. Perma Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 11:03


    Happy 420... rawr Diaz
  12. HOW TASTES MY PEE PEE Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 11:03


    He used some of Kimo Leopoldo's meth infested piss to fool the Commission...they were expecting weed in his system, so they never tested for meth! Fool you HOMEY!
  13. Pedrovsky Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 11:27


    Happy 420 to all fellow stoners.
  14. Fedor vs Bas Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 11:30


    Happy 420 to all... Glad this didnt cause another No Contest, however, when you look at Brock Lesnar, it really makes you wonder if he ever stopped roiding. Here comes Bobby Lashey.
  15. Oatmeal Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 11:47


    i need an 8th...
  16. FreedomFries86 Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 11:53


    It takes 3 days. I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE. If you have marijuana in your system all you have to do is drink a gallon of water per day and flush your system while doing cardio workouts in between your meals. Maybe 4 days if you are a furious fat fuck... I raise my bong to you, Mr. Diaz! Next I hope to see Diaz take a hit of LSD before a fight, LMAO! Or maybe see Joe Rogan smoke DMT at UFC 100 and try to commentate.
  17. Danal White Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 11:54


    They have about 12,000 athletes per Olympics and they catch less than a dozen each games. But you might think that those athletes are clean (hahahahahah) so ok..... The IFBB MR and Miss (barely) Universe bodybuilding shows have been using the IOC tests since the mid-80's and out of 150-200 competitors at each event they never catch more than a handful and EVERYONE there is using. So, yeah, those tests are pretty useless....
  18. Bootylam! Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 12:00


    What's an 8th? We go nickel (why bother), dime, quarter, half, oz., qp, and so on. If you're for realz you can feel the weight , no scale needed, like Mom does. You serious stoners know this. Good luck! Happy 420!
  19. KimboSlicesofPie Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 12:12


    Bootylam, you can't claim yourself as a stoner if you don't know what an 8th is. I've never even heard of people getting nickel and dime bags, I don't know what broke ass neighborhood you are from. An 8th is an 1/8 of an ounce (3.5grams).
  20. NukeBlast Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 12:27


    Here in Canada you get grade AAA for around 20$ / 3.5 grams easily....120 / oz How about you in united states ? I heard gold is cheaper than weed lol !!
  21. Oatmeal Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 12:33


    booty i live in Portland OR , weeds about to be legal here. we go dubs(1.5-1.8 grams for 20) 8ths(3.5 grams for 40) quarters(80) and so on. any state that go's nickel, dime, quarter...is a shwap state
  22. Ample Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 12:39


    Im gonna get so god damned high tonight
  23. @oatmeal Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 12:40


    yah you might pay less for the sensi but you pay a shit load more on taxes
  24. NukeBlast Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 12:42


    Looks like it's about twice as expensive....but you're cocaine is probably half price.... too bad coke sucks. Kimo meth ftw !!
  25. NukeBlast Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 12:43


    Hell yeah we pay wayyyyy more taxes....but we do have a balance budget !! Or close too.... We won't see this in USA for a while... you guys loves fighting arabs too much ;)
  26. Edith Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 12:48


    Hempy 420! And, yes, they are. Thanks for noticing. XO
  27. George Bush Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 12:50


    You like getting hand jobs?...well do you like giving hand jobs? That makes you a hypocrizer to then...now shut the fuck up and smoke mah weed. Alabama kush!
  28. @Nukeblast Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 12:57


    I hate maple syrup and poutine. eat my balls
  29. NukeBlast Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 01:04


    @@NukeBlast Fuck syrup and poutine....do you like weed ? Anyway we dont have any syrup here....we're selling it to you... all of it !! And btw it's full of balls juice. You probably already had a taste of my balls...sorry.
  30. no mma gods Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 01:08


    420 BITCHES HOW COULD ANYONE HATE MAPLE SYRUP AND POONTANG. MUST BE GAY....
  31. NukeBlast Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 01:16


    Poutine I could understand.... that thing really look disgusting at first sight. But with good fresh cheese it taste awesome. It isnt worst than some of US food...."ungry man breakfast" anyone ? Maple syrup is probably the best sweetener on earth...along with honey. But honey comes from a bee butt and maple syrup comes from my balls.
  32. Juan Blanco Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 02:01


    Weez alwayz one step ahead dem tests..... HOMEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  33. Jay Smith Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 02:02


    I got 5 on it............
  34. Anonymous Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 03:15


    In Arizona the Mexi stuff is ~80 an ounce, the good stuff goes for ~80 a quarter.
  35. I'm high right now Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 03:35


    Happy 420 Everybody!!!
  36. Chaplin Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 04:20


    he said he drinks a ton of water to beat tests, which would pass a check for cleansers. but most cleaners are just forms of tea pkged for a buck when water works just fine. thank god they don't do hair tests. either diaz would have failed, or.. we'd get to see what he looks like without a spec of hair on his body
  37. CAPS LOCK HAL Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 05:23


    HE'S STILL A FUCKING POT HEAD LOSER. ANYONE WHO IS SO PROUD OF SMOKING ANY POT REALLY IS NOT THAT MUCH OF A HUMAN BEING. SAME TO THE REST OF YOU. BUT IT'S YOUR LIFE, AND IF YOU CHOOSE TO BE A FUCKING LOW LIFE LOSER, AND DO DRUGS THEN GET AFTER IT YOU FUCKING LOSERS. YOU BE PAYING FOR IT SOON ENOUGH.
  38. the Canadian Chronic Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 05:39


    Happy 420 eh
  39. the Canadian Chronic Says:

    Mon, 04/20/09 - 05:39


    n we high as a muddrfuckr
  40. Anonymous Says:

    Tue, 04/21/09 - 12:40


    You are the biggest jackass here... Every post you make, it is evident, although... No where have I seen you make a post as idiotic as this one. You have no idea what you are talking about.
  41. CAPS LOCK HAL. Says:

    Tue, 04/21/09 - 04:01


    KEEP TALKING AS IF POT IS SOOOOOOOOOOO COOL, AND SUCH A GOOD THING. YOUR ONLY MAKING YOURSELVES LOOK LIKE, WELL JUST WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING THE WHOLE TIME, A FUCKING BUNCH OF STUPID ASS IGNORANT MOTHER FUCKERS. I LOVE THAT WHEN YOU ALL SAY SHIT LIKE OH, I SMOKE WEED, AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT, AND YOU GET ALL PISSED OF CAUSE IT'S NOT LEGAL. HA, JUST LIKE I'VE ALWAYS SAID, YOUR A FUCKING DUMB STUPID IGNORANT MORON MOTHER FUCKING GOON. SMOKE UP THERE GENIUS, AND SEE WHERE YOUR LIFE GOES.
  42. Craig O Says:

    Tue, 04/21/09 - 09:10


    awesome awesome awesome , we did .... it? wait ... what did we do? ... no man i wasn't there, i was home asleep.... cough.... damn i'm hungry homie!
  43. Craig O Says:

    Tue, 04/21/09 - 09:12


    caps lock hal, your correct listen and follow blindly!!! I can tell by your comments it's gotten you far!! Trump is that yOU??
  44. Anonymous Says:

    Wed, 04/22/09 - 10:50


    I love u caps, u so smart
  45. Anonymous Says:

    Wed, 04/22/09 - 10:51


    We are not worthy, please be our leader caps.
  46. Blaphtome Says:

    Fri, 04/24/09 - 12:36


    If they can’t nail Diaz, who laid out his plan for beating the test beforehand, can they reliably catch steroid-users? Watch UFC 100 main event and see.
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