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Oh Yeah, Nick Diaz Tested Clean, Homey


(Much like Bob Reilly, Nick Diaz is very interested in agriculture.)

In a bit of news that escaped our notice due to all the UFC 97 build-up and letdown, but is all too appropriate for today’s date (4/20, get it?), Nick Diaz reportedly tested clean following his TKO victory over Frank Shamrock at Strikeforce in San Jose.  The California State Athletic Commission’s Bill Douglas confirmed the news, saying that Diaz “was fine,” and adding that the test also checked for cleansing agents.

Does that mean that Diaz was jerking our collective chain about smoking weed up until the fight and using “herbal cleansers” to remove any trace from his system before the test, or does it just mean that Diaz has the hookup on the best herbal cleansers around?  If we had to speculate (and we don’t, but we will, because that’s the kind of thing we do), we’d say it’s the latter.  The world where Nick Diaz lies about his weed consumption is just not a world we want to live in.

So now who feels like a little bitch?  Answer: the CSAC.  Diaz beat them and Frank Shamrock all in one weekend.  That’s a moral victory for potheads everywhere.  It’s also enough to make you wonder about how effective the drug-testing system is in catching users of actual performance-enhancers.  If they can’t nail Diaz, who laid out his plan for beating the test beforehand, can they reliably catch steroid-users?

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Blaphtome- April 24, 2009 at 12:36 pm
If they can’t nail Diaz, who laid out his plan for beating the test beforehand, can they reliably catch steroid-users?
Watch UFC 100 main event and see.
Anonymous- April 22, 2009 at 10:51 am
We are not worthy, please be our leader caps.
Anonymous- April 22, 2009 at 10:50 am
I love u caps, u so smart
Craig O- April 21, 2009 at 9:12 am
caps lock hal, your correct listen and follow blindly!!! I can tell by your comments it's gotten you far!! Trump is that yOU??
Craig O- April 21, 2009 at 9:10 am
awesome awesome awesome , we did .... it? wait ... what did we do? ... no man i wasn't there, i was home asleep.... cough.... damn i'm hungry homie!
CAPS LOCK HAL.- April 21, 2009 at 4:01 am
KEEP TALKING AS IF POT IS SOOOOOOOOOOO COOL, AND SUCH A GOOD THING. YOUR ONLY MAKING YOURSELVES LOOK LIKE, WELL JUST WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING THE WHOLE TIME, A FUCKING BUNCH OF STUPID ASS IGNORANT MOTHER FUCKERS. I LOVE THAT WHEN YOU ALL SAY SHIT LIKE OH, I SMOKE WEED, AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT, AND YOU GET ALL PISSED OF CAUSE IT'S NOT LEGAL. HA, JUST LIKE I'VE ALWAYS SAID, YOUR A FUCKING DUMB STUPID IGNORANT MORON MOTHER FUCKING GOON. SMOKE UP THERE GENIUS, AND SEE WHERE YOUR LIFE GOES.
Anonymous- April 21, 2009 at 12:40 am
You are the biggest jackass here...

Every post you make, it is evident, although...

No where have I seen you make a post as idiotic as this one.

You have no idea what you are talking about.



the Canadian Chronic- April 20, 2009 at 5:39 pm
n we high as a muddrfuckr
the Canadian Chronic- April 20, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Happy 420 eh
CAPS LOCK HAL- April 20, 2009 at 5:23 pm
HE'S STILL A FUCKING POT HEAD LOSER. ANYONE WHO IS SO PROUD OF SMOKING ANY POT REALLY IS NOT THAT MUCH OF A HUMAN BEING. SAME TO THE REST OF YOU. BUT IT'S YOUR LIFE, AND IF YOU CHOOSE TO BE A FUCKING LOW LIFE LOSER, AND DO DRUGS THEN GET AFTER IT YOU FUCKING LOSERS. YOU BE PAYING FOR IT SOON ENOUGH.
Chaplin- April 20, 2009 at 4:20 pm
he said he drinks a ton of water to beat tests, which would pass a check for cleansers. but most cleaners are just forms of tea pkged for a buck when water works just fine. thank god they don't do hair tests. either diaz would have failed, or.. we'd get to see what he looks like without a spec of hair on his body
I'm high right now- April 20, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Happy 420 Everybody!!!
Anonymous- April 20, 2009 at 3:15 pm
In Arizona the Mexi stuff is ~80 an ounce, the good stuff goes for ~80 a quarter.
Jay Smith- April 20, 2009 at 2:02 pm
I got 5 on it............
Juan Blanco- April 20, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Weez alwayz one step ahead dem tests..... HOMEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NukeBlast- April 20, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Poutine I could understand.... that thing really look disgusting at first sight. But with good fresh cheese it taste awesome. It isnt worst than some of US food...."ungry man breakfast" anyone ?

Maple syrup is probably the best sweetener on earth...along with honey. But honey comes from a bee butt and maple syrup comes from my balls.
no mma gods- April 20, 2009 at 1:08 pm
420 BITCHES

HOW COULD ANYONE HATE MAPLE SYRUP AND POONTANG.
MUST BE GAY....
NukeBlast- April 20, 2009 at 1:04 pm
@@NukeBlast

Fuck syrup and poutine....do you like weed ?

Anyway we dont have any syrup here....we're selling it to you... all of it !! And btw it's full of balls juice.

You probably already had a taste of my balls...sorry.

@Nukeblast- April 20, 2009 at 12:57 pm
I hate maple syrup and poutine. eat my balls
George Bush- April 20, 2009 at 12:50 pm
You like getting hand jobs?...well do you like giving hand jobs? That makes you a hypocrizer to then...now shut the fuck up and smoke mah weed. Alabama kush!
Edith- April 20, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Hempy 420!

And, yes, they are.

Thanks for noticing.

XO
NukeBlast- April 20, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Hell yeah we pay wayyyyy more taxes....but we do have a balance budget !! Or close too....

We won't see this in USA for a while... you guys loves fighting arabs too much ;)
NukeBlast- April 20, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Looks like it's about twice as expensive....but you're cocaine is probably half price.... too bad coke sucks.

Kimo meth ftw !!
@oatmeal- April 20, 2009 at 12:40 pm
yah you might pay less for the sensi but you pay a shit load more on taxes
Ample- April 20, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Im gonna get so god damned high tonight
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