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Okay, Erin Toughill Has a Point About Kim Couture’s Website

Kim Couture bikini
(Couture and Toughill, locked in an old-fashioned bikini duel.)

The beef between female fighters Erin Toughill and Kim Couture just won’t die, mainly because Toughill won’t let it die. She hates “Sugar Free” so much, she managed to take a UG thread about Gina Carano and turn it into another rant about Couture, who no one had even mentioned up until that point. At first it was the usual criticism of Kim’s lack of talent and inflated sense of self-importance, but then she took aim at Couture’s website, pointing out that the bio page doesn’t really make sense.

Out of sheer idle curiosity, we went to check it out. What we learned is that Toughill is totally right.  As unintentionally hilarious bio pages go, this one is pretty great.  For example, after describing how Kim “took the ‘Bull by the Horns,’ so to speak” by attending public school as a child, the biography offers this description of her early work life:

“Kim put her academic skills to the test and pasted the test to become a Sheriff. At the age of 21 Kim had became an officer of the law. Two years on the force Kim was taking her first vacation to visit family in Las Vegas, NV. While on the trip Kim met in passing the top execs at Mandalay Bay (which at this time was under construction). She was later offered a position at the resort for double her Sheriff pay. For a mom supporting two children it was in her best interest to accept and make the move to Las Vegas.”

What we see here is not only a rudimentary grasp of the English language, but also a bizarre approach to relaying facts. All this tells us is that Kim Couture, then a roughly 23-year-old sheriff’s department employee, met some casino executives while on vacation and they offered her a high-paying job. Why did they hire a young woman with no college degree and no experience in their industry? Doesn’t say. Why would it? It’s just her own biography on her own website.

Normally we wouldn’t waste time mocking someone’s poorly done personal website. Well, maybe privately we would, but we wouldn’t make you read about it. But since Couture claims to be such a driving force in the world of women’s MMA, describing herself as a “mother, a model, a business women and a in your face, tell it like it is fighter, who has been changing the world of MMA and bringing acceptance for female fighters around the world in a once male dominated sport,” it kind of seems like she’s asking for it.

We’re finding it difficult to name any way she’s actually changed the world of MMA (for the better, anyway), and we can’t help but think that such a successful “business women” would at least shell out the extra bucks to hire a native speaker of English, and possibly even a professional writer, to write the copy for her website.

Point, set, match: Erin Toughill.

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Perma- December 17, 2009 at 5:57 am
Erin all you gotta do to get a fight on a national front and get paid well is fine your self a Fighter with a huge last name like Couture blow him good and get married, its the quickest way to the big stages of women's mma just ask Kim,Gina,Kerry. Hell even Cris Cyborg became a fighter becuase of the cyborg last name her hubby made famous.

Go get knocked up by one the Diaz boys they like to talk shit on the internet about other fighters, see ya all already got something in common(sex is better stoned anyways, and they both have great agility and great cardio)
JohnMc- December 17, 2009 at 4:52 am
Seriously is there a female fighter out there that Toughill hasn't talked shit about? Atleast Kim making people pay to view her website like Toughill does. Seriously the Gina thread was terrible on Toughill's part. It made her look like she is obssessed with Kim.

If she [or anybody else] doesn't like Kim then simply ignore her.
Sabado Gigante- December 16, 2009 at 7:07 pm
ironimpactdojo- December 16, 2009 at 5:21 pm
I wanna know who in the world is going to her website to look at her biography, anyway?

The only reason she catches so much hate is b/c of what went down w/Randy and the Quest guys b/c of her.

Other than that, it was a genius business move on her part to 1) gain the Couture name (brand) 2) start a business w/him and 3) continue to generate business by drawing heat from all the haters.

She can't fight all that well, but how many of you tuned in to see her get thrashed against Vera?
Jakey2- December 16, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Isn't it nice when your first impressions about somebody prove to be right, kimcoutureisacunt?

Sabado Gigante- December 16, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Pasted???? Are you serious??? She makes Lyoto Machida look like fuckin Hemmingway
Mex- December 16, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Too bad neither of them is an exciting enough fighter to carry a card on their own merits.
robthom- December 16, 2009 at 2:08 pm
I'm gonna have to stall out on Yoko. She's just too easy to pick on. Its not cool anymore.
Da Spied Her- December 16, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Wow, that's a really up-to-date site there, Kim! I can't wait to see how you do against Kerry Vera on November 20th...

And as if it wasn't hard enough to spot the camel toe in your pics, you didn't have to lift your leg up to make it more obvious.
Bootylam- December 16, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Hey Macready, I'll take a butterface over a pretty girl any day. Ladies can grow a pretty face naturally, a great body takes work. Also, a big clit means you'll be asleep faster.
parchy mcthirst- December 16, 2009 at 1:10 pm
@ben f and ben g

you guys are mocking couture with the 'point, set, match' right?

it should be... 'game, set, match'
NECROPHYTE- December 16, 2009 at 1:00 pm
That's what happens when you hire your own CUNT to run your website...a disasterbocle...the disgruntled worker was paid in beef franks causing it to not put 100% effort in creating the website. As for the health insurance benefits, her cunt was told by Kim to "kick some dirt on it and get back in the game". Totally unprofessional. No wonder...
macreadysshack- December 16, 2009 at 12:57 pm
@ReX13: LoL'd at historically accurate olive oil post . . .

@831 Father: I think it's because Couture made a shitload of money against Vera and Toughill thinks it's unwarranted considering Couture's skill level. And because Toughill has a giant clit and loves her some 'but-her-face".
831 Father- December 16, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Why does Toughill care so much about that dumbass?
ReX13- December 16, 2009 at 12:24 pm
ReDx Says:
Wed, 12/16/2009 - 14:09
I love how it says they founded Xtreme Couture together. Like if she wasn't there it would never have happened.

Actually, this is possibly true. In that, if Randy hadn't met her, things wouldn't have been so awkward with Team Quest and they'd all still be boys. So, yeah....still nothing to brag about.
ReDx- December 16, 2009 at 12:09 pm
I love how it says they founded Xtreme Couture together. Like if she wasn't there it would never have happened.
Sgt. 606- December 16, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Kim Couture is a Cunt. She looks much better when airbrushed too.
Ralph Wiggum- December 16, 2009 at 12:02 pm fail English? that's unpossible! I pasted all the test!
Viva Hate- December 16, 2009 at 11:47 am
In the Jello-O/Mud/Oil wrestling battle between these two I have Couture by side boob.
Bootylam- December 16, 2009 at 11:46 am
Screw all this, did anyone else see Shonie Carter on Judge Mathis? Cool (arrogant) dude.
J-Dog- December 16, 2009 at 11:45 am
I love it when people leave themselves open to major scrutiny over their butchering of the English language. I really don't see much of an excuse for it in today's computer age. Either use a program to check that shit or just ask someone to proof it for you. It's not rocket science, especially if you grew up speaking the language. Shit I bet you can find non-native speakers who can write better than that.
Robocop Didnt Tap- December 16, 2009 at 11:38 am

Moar like T.J. Golddiggerwhowon'tgiveupherex-husbandssurnamebecausenoonewillknowwhoKimBorregois

El Famous Burrito- December 16, 2009 at 11:35 am
@Robocop Didn't Tap:

I was thinking more of T.J. Hooker.
El Famous Burrito- December 16, 2009 at 11:34 am
The real question here is: how did Kim Couture get George W. Bush to ghost-write her biography?
Robocop Didnt Tap- December 16, 2009 at 11:25 am
Odds on her going "skiing" with the Fertittas? I'll put the opening line at 1:2.

I also wonder how good of a cop she was? Was she more towards the awesome end of the scale with Buford T. Justice and Roscoe P. Coltrane, or more towards the shitty end with Steven Segal and Shaquille O'Neal?