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Omarosa Is a Despicable Bitch; Tiffany Fallon Is Fired First on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’

90% of my interest in watching NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice was dashed last night, thanks to the conniving, under-the-bus-throwing ways of Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth, the most awful person ever featured on network television.

The season premiere involved a hot dog-selling contest, where the celebs (divided by gender) did battle to raise the most money for charity. Manigault-Stallworth quickly established herself as the biggest, dumbest asshole in room, demanding to be team leader and crafting a plan that involved pushing the hot dogs rather than their celebrity star power. Obviously, the guys dominated, and OMS scrambled to find a fall girl.

She found her mark in poor, sweet Tiffany, who was blamed for not fully exploiting her sex appeal or hitting up Hugh Hefner for money. The former Playmate of the Year was given the show’s first pink slip, thus reducing the show’s remaining eye-candy to Carol Alt (too old) and Jennie Finch (too softball player-ish).

Tito Ortiz (who represented the remaining 10% of my interest in this show) got a small amount of screen time in the episode, sparring with Lennox Lewis to draw interest in his team’s hot dog stand, and posing with girlfriend Jenna Jameson as she stopped by to suck down some meat for charity. “Anything for my man,” she said — quite a woman, that Jenna.

Also, Mike Huckabee and Barack Obama won something or other last night, but I wasn’t really paying attention.

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Ron M- January 6, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Thanks, guy! For giving me something else to do on Thrsday other than watching TV
Aryan- January 4, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Dumb ass fired the only hot chick on the show I was pissed. That ugly bitch(whatever the fuck her name is) needed to get fired for not using the celebrity power. My interest for the show definitely got lowered
Jeremy- January 3, 2008 at 6:36 pm
I hear that
BIG CHRIS- January 3, 2008 at 5:29 pm
I liked the show, I thought Gene Simmons was great, I can't wait to see him and Trump go at it in the board room....I think that would actually be a better event for Elite XC, put The Donald and Gene simmons in the Octagon, I would rather watch that than Tank Abbot any day....
Jeremy- January 3, 2008 at 3:53 pm
You knew from the beginning that Omarosa needed a "Fall Guy" and the easier pawn the the least experienced one. Plus ya should know that they cant can Omarosa this early in the game. Shes ratings. At the end Trump says shes Fired for not calling any contacts when no one on the team called cept old broad. If it was anyone else doing project manager than they would be canned. GO TITO!