MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Once Again, Brazil’s Mockery of Chael Sonnen Turns Disturbingly Sexual


(I repeat…not a winner. / Props: w9 and MiddleEasy)

Chael Sonnen has a rather unique relationship with the people of Brazil. He brutally mocks them for being uncivilized savages, and they get so angry that they just want to make his sweet little ass pay, you know? This bizarre dynamic reared its ugly head again at UFC 147 on Saturday night, as a local fan unrolled a photoshopped poster that seemed to imply that…well, I don’t think this really needs any further description. Thank God for that UFC belt, or Shane Diesel would be suing for trademark infringement right now.

As Joe Rogan explained on the UG, “Someone from the crew looked up at that one, and said ‘Did you see that poster? Anderson is holding Sonnen like a baby!’ I looked up at it, and I was like, ‘What the fuck do you do with babies that makes you think that’s a baby?’

Good question. So can any of you make an even more insulting photoshopped poster for UFC 148: Silva vs. Sonnen 2? If so, send it to contest@cagepotato.com and God help us, we might post the best ones next week.

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Mr_Misanthropy- June 26, 2012 at 12:55 am
Definitely a Polaroid Highlander model 80A with a Hasselblad 1600 F screw on telephoto lens. Considered to be very high-tech in the Brazilian photo scene; I'd recognize the graininess of the developer anywhere.
Mr_Misanthropy- June 25, 2012 at 11:21 pm
Oh my god- that's not photoshop- it's a Polaroid!!!!!!!
enrikk- June 25, 2012 at 10:23 pm
@Fried Taco "I hope you guys realize it is actually a girl's body with Sonnen's head..."

Actually, you're forgetting Sonnen can't produce his own testosterone anymore. This is, ironically, what he's going to look like by fight week...

P.S. Rogan quote ftw
RearNakedSpoon- June 25, 2012 at 12:00 pm
First Wanderlei Silva wants to fuck Liddell and now Anderson Silva wants to fuck Sonnen...
may god help whoever "Big Foot" Silva has his eye on!
holeeball- June 25, 2012 at 10:23 am
I guess he took E instead of T. That's just gay.
Fried Taco- June 25, 2012 at 9:52 am
I hope you guys realize it is actually a girl's body with Sonnen's head - or as we call it here in the states, a double-bagger.
intercept440- June 25, 2012 at 9:49 am
brazilians are an odd bunch...and yes they do have an ASS culture...i saw a brazilian porn once. every scene the dude immediatly starts hammering the chick in the ass for like 30 minutes.. then the last 3 he switch to the vajayjay. there wierd i tell ya...
cman- June 25, 2012 at 9:18 am
Maybe, I translated to 'brazilians are raging fags'. Dammit they prooved Sonnen right again except photoshop apparently made it there, unfortunately the only person with it is French.
knucklesamitch- June 25, 2012 at 9:05 am
The english to portugese to photoshop translation of "Silva is gonna fuck Sonnen's ass up" really doesn't come across well.
cman- June 25, 2012 at 8:12 am
Hahahaha, our guys not gay cuz he's fucking another ......... Mans........ Ass,
Should we rethink this poster guys?
Fried Taco- June 25, 2012 at 8:08 am
I guess Chael was wearing his pants down low trying to be an American gangster.
amsterdamheavy- June 25, 2012 at 7:58 am
In Brazil, it is only gay to receive...seriously.
holeeball- June 25, 2012 at 7:54 am
So this is Silva's gameplan. Interesting. No homo.
cman- June 25, 2012 at 7:40 am
Yes Ben. I do not get your man on man sex culture thing and I proudly say I do not, not do I plan on a prison term to 'get it'
bgoldstein- June 25, 2012 at 7:37 am
It's an ass-culture thing. You wouldn't understand.
cman- June 25, 2012 at 7:29 am
Oh, visual joke, what is sexy when you mix Aztecs, portuguese, ship wrecked slaves, and a children are a commodity culture? See photo.
cman- June 25, 2012 at 7:26 am
Apparently man on man sex in brazil is a great way to show you the man. Wait what?
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