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21 Humans Who Make Being Human Look Really, Really Hard

“Oprah Winfrey? Wake the f*ck up, alright?”


(Props: “Captain Insano X” on the UG)

Though he was supposed to fight at Gladiator Challenge two days ago, Dan “Stevia Soldier” Quinn‘s long-awaited match with Dave Huckaba has been pushed back to September 7th. No worries — that just means he has another month to hype the fight. Though he looks to be in solid physical shape in this video shot last week, Quinn’s narrative is as disjointed (and bizarrely compelling) as ever, as he suggests the use of jackets that only fighters can wear, laments the plight of the “sistas,” orders his fat-ass former teammate Cedric Figaro to get on Stevia immediately, briefly reveals a phobia about axle grease, and re-enacts the famous scene at Juanita’s as an action movie. Quinn’s actually been quite prolific with the video-making lately; he’s recorded four more clips since this one, and they can all be seen here.

Bonus: After the jump, Stevia-hater Dave Huckaba responds to Quinn’s recent videos, and manages to use the word “okay” as much as Dan does.

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shutupandfight- August 17, 2008 at 1:12 am
"video no longer available"...you despicable bastards.
shutupandfight- August 17, 2008 at 1:09 am
Dan Quinn is completely fuking sane...everyone else is nuts...WAR QUINN!
Fuc'n Sea Donkeys- August 14, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Conspiracy Theory vs. Oscar the Grouch... WTF... i hope both these MoFo-s knock each other the fuck out!! the world would be a better place with out them.
DDT- August 14, 2008 at 6:39 pm
That's Dan Quinn. Don't you know? He's the guy they made the Bad Boy logo from. Anyhow, they are both guys fighting in small time promotions. And Dan Quinn is completely fucking nuts. You should watch his other YouTube videos.
captain asshammer- August 14, 2008 at 6:25 pm
go to sleep
NipGrip- August 14, 2008 at 5:34 pm
I'm going to have to watch that about 10 times to get it all. What in the holy hell is he on? If it's stevia, I WANT SOME.
wtf, wtf?- August 14, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Undespited Heavyweight Champion of the world?! Hhahahahaah wait til he meets Fedor for fuck sake! And the other guy, Dan "Stevia"... Oh my phukkin GOD! What the fuck is up with him?!

JOKE JOKE JOKE, fucking clowns!
erm- August 14, 2008 at 1:35 pm
No really....who are they
UFC fan- August 14, 2008 at 12:51 pm
awwww aint that sweet, the 2 homos are having a lovers spat. :)
TEMPLE- August 14, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Looks like something out of 'BumFights'.
Says:- August 14, 2008 at 12:08 pm
This is funny! Who are these guys again?
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