Best. Interview. Ever.

he sure as hell is proud for being a republican, an american dude who loves his country , and criticizes wanderlei for not giving anything to his country and that he rather pays his taxes to the USA yet chael is the one stealing from his own country and doing money laundring…
lol he’s the guy who said “listen i will fight any guy god has ever created , i’d fight all the way from the heavyweight division to jose aldo”, but the other day he switched his tune to ” i do not wanna fight chris leben”

for someone who thinks that BJJ is gay, he sure ended up sniffing other guy’s balls a few times too much…

Forrest Griffin Submission (triangle choke),Renato Sobral Submission (Triangle Choke),Demian Maia Submission (Triangle choke),Anderson Silva Submission (Triangle Choke/Armbar)

i wish this interview never cam to an end

lmfao ! fucking incredible ! this is the best trash talker in the history of mankind in any sport. period !

lol for PRIDE being fake – yeah Fujita must have been told to run straight with his forehead at Cro Cop’s knee so that the puncture in his head can give an impression as if it’s the real fight !

I think Chael Sonnen may be the UFC’s first evil genius.

Born to rattle the cage and set fire to everything in front of him.

Pure fucking GOLD!!

chael for pres. does anyone else think that japan shit was fake?

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i hate sonnen so much.. but that was gold..

I would listen to Chael Sonnen for 25 minutes, in fact, i almost did. WE ALL got assaulted by the thought of Japan fights being fixed, look at the cases that have surfaced, and for example, Sakuraba vs Vitor, etc, etc, etc… Even Phil Baroni won fights in Japan

This guy annoys the shit out of me much of the time, but I have to admit this interview was hilarious. The bus bit was classic.

The gaps in this mans logic are so wide that Scott Bakula could quantum leap through them. NOW YOU’RE SAYING YOU CANT TAP OUT AND WIN?! PETTING A BUS? AND ARE YOU ARGUING THAT PEOPLE DON’T GET OLD?!

If Stann doesn’t win I hope somebody decapitates this asshole in the parking lot. I’ve never seen such a dangerously low amount of self awareness (outside of Jersey of course)

Chael got caught in a triangle and LOST. hes denying that, then says Okami already beat anderson like a DQ is a real victory. This guy is completely off the wall and has ZERO credibility. sure hes funny but no one will care once he loses again.

i think chael is what the batman universe would consider “super sane”

@Rex
what a coincidence, Anal Mclovin is my captcha phrase! I will say that Batman is a better character than Superman.

“…25 minutes is too long, period.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

PS, this was so good, I’m listening to it again. I don’t care what my co-workers think.

I can think of 2 things I would love to do for 25 minutes straight. One of them is eating cake. The other is having sex. Scratch that, 5 minutes is all that I need… In fact, it’s more than enough. The cake one still stands though.

danomite >> love you bro, but don’t step on Batman’s cape. I’ll change your login to “Anal McLovin”

This is GOLD!

I love this guy…..Stupid comments about Pride though. Pride > UFC today.

that was like watching a more articulate Nick Diaz interview. Everything he said was dumber than the previous statement. I’m not even going to bother pointing out all the things he got wrong, instead I will say that Superman would manrape Batman. He had to give Batman the only thing that could kill him just to make it a fair fight. That’s like Michael Jordan spotting me 20 pts and giving me the ball in a game of 21 and me saying I ‘beat him’ if I score one basket. Omni-Man would destroy both Superman and Batman in a handicap match with one hand tied behind his back if he wanted.

Batman did beat Superman. ‘The Dark Knight Returns’ Read Bitches!
Chael should bring Judo Gene Lebell to the Octagon the next time he fights a Brazillian and henceforth end every sentence with “WWWOOOOOO!!!”

@RwilsonR – Yeah, i’m a dumbass. I was thinking of horse raped Superman not suicide Superman.

AWESOME!

Soldier of fucking Fortune magazine. Holy shit, somebody get Chael a t-shirt.

Chael is gold, pure gold. Not sure how Ariel didn’t pop a huge fucking grin, especially when he was railing on Pride. That shit was awesome!

rampage01 >> there is no such thing as a fair fight against Batman.

@ArmFarmer
I agree with you, Chael absolutely has a point about Japan, especially since he’s the same age (mid 30s) as all of those guys hes talking about, and was fighting in the States the entire time they were fighting in Japan.
@Lesnarischamp
It’s pretty much already a #1 contender fight. the UFC WANTS Sonnen or Stann in the main event. They’re both at the top of the division right now, along with Munoz and Leben, who will probably fight eachother and not quite ready for the title. Either Sonnen or Stann are sellable as hell, its a win win for the UFC.

I think if you put Randy, Tito, Chuck, Wandy, Cro cop etc. against each other now they would look like their old selves, it’s just the new guys that make them look like they suck now. Perfect example, Chuck and Wandy both looked great when they fought each other. Same with Wandy and Franklin. Put any of them against a modern top 5 and they get smoked.

they truly have computers.. i really didnt know that.

superman would beat the hell out of batman in a “fair” fight.

but sonnen is one crazy and hilarious dude,I thought he would bash gsp and he didn’t, weird.

If you go back and look at some of the past dominant champs records.. they weren’t impressive by today’s standards. I think Chuck had such a long run because he didn’t have to fight many elite strikers. At the time it seemed like the really good strikers would get taken out by the grapplers, who would then fight chuck for the title. He basically ko’d a bunch of grapplers. (horn, ortiz, randy, bobalu,). Not a lot of guys on his resume who are known for their striking. Chuck, Hughes, Franklin.. these guys were champs when 1 dimensional fighters were common and the sport wasn’t popular.

@ NomadRip – exactly my point. That is why George Reeves would lose to Adam West.

@ ArmFarmer – agreed. I think the really funny thing about a lot of what Chael says is that while you want to dismiss all of it as utter nonsense from a complete hypocrite, you find yourself going, “well, he kinda has a point.”
I think you are right about the evolution of today’s fighter, though. That is one of the reasons so many of the other guys have lost a step.

I think he’s in dire need of stronger psychotropic medication, but he had me laughing my ass off through this one. George Reeves is not faster than a speeding bullet.

Get Chael TV show ASAP!

Is Chael actually the smartest man alive? I’m willing to bet his match with Stann will end up being a #1 contender’s match by the team the PPV rolls around.

Look at the smiling face on that screenshot for this video. Does that look like the face of a man who would fraudulently sell you real estate or take banned substances?

This guy is still pretending he had this conversation with Kizer, Ariel should have had some balls and challenged him on that. What’s funny is that he thinks Anderson was ducking him, newsflash Chael, Anderson was busy fighting the best in the UFC’s MW division while you were fighting guys with imaginary friends in the cage for the WEC. When Chael stepped into the UFC he got subbed like an amateur by Damian Maia, who then used that momentum to get a title shot down the road, the thing with title fights is that you win a bunch of fights then you get a look, it’s not Anderson’s fault you were not good enough to fight him sooner. Is the guy entertaining? Mildly, he’s 80% nonsense, 20% humour wrapped up in a boring fighting style sprinkled with Steroids.
The Nog brothers feeding and petting a bus was funny.

“Then I kick Wanderlei’s bedrrom door in and find him in bed with the Nogueira brothers, practicing their zhuzhitsu.”
FTW!!!

Nothing he ever says has a point. I hope he keeps going though, by the end he can be known as the guy with the worse record vs Brazilians and the most sub losses in MMA.

He does kind of have a point about Japan though, none of those guys have done anything over here. I think it’s more just the new wave of fighters though, because the same ufc stars from that era aren’t doing that great these days either. I think he’s kind of right though, I think too much emphasis is put on fighters being “passed their prime” and not enough on the new wave of better fighters.

Chael could easily beat all incarnations of Batman and Superman at the same time. I know this because I asked hime and he told me just that.

Well… I actually asked him for the time and he then proceded to rant for five to ten minutes on the subject of why Batman and Superman conspired to take his real estate license but then refused to fight him under the unified rules of MMA where a submission only means you lose the round but and he is the undisputed champion of all weight classes. Then he asked me to repeat the question but I thought better of it.

This is why I think the Stann fight is a waste. Give the guy Lyoto please, and let Stann keep ko’ing mediocre fighters in awesome stand up battles. Stann needs more time to work on his grappling before taking on the elite of the division. Chael should only be allowed to fight foreigners, for entertainments sake.

Oh, why can’t they unleash this comic genius on Tito?!!!! Why?!

Loved Ariel’s “I’m sitting next to crazy” facial expression. Too scared to laugh, too scared not to.

Luke Skywalker = Best Joker Ever

I would think he won’t attack Brian Stann the “American Hero” but will attack him as a 1 dimensional fighter. IF he loses to Stann, he’ll probably fall pretty far down the ladder and may never get to fight AS again before AS retires.

best interview ive ever heard…. “wanderlei sucks, anderson sucks, big foot sucks… all the silva’s suck” still lmao

@ Rex – good answer
@ I was gettin some Tito – Thanks for the clarification, but I meant what I said – George Reeves.

“I’m a rules guy.” Really, why don’t you still have your real estate license? Is your mom a rules guy too? I understand this is a character he plays for the cameras, and I still enjoy his delusional wit. But, he needs to back it up with a win streak over all the silva’s and a couple of karate guys.

I loled. I wonder if he’ll talk shit to brian stann leading up to their fight.

God, what a hypocrite.

He says he won his fight with Anderson Silva because he was landing punches for 20+ minutes, and Silva had his legs around his neck for 8 seconds, which doesn’t make him a winner.

The he goes on to say that Okami’s DQ win over Silva is a legit, because “disqualification is a win.”

So basically a win is a win only when he likes the outcome.

RwR >> For future reference, only Adam West, Michael Keaton, and Christian Bale are recognized as Batman. All others are pretenders.
To answer your question, i was referring to comic book Batman, AKA the awesomest hero ever.

Christopher Reeves*

welcome back chael sonnen

Rex – are you talking Michael Keaton Batman, Val Kilmer Batman, George Clooney Batman, Christian Bale Batman, or just generic comic book Batman? Because really, I don’t see how any of those guys beats Superman. But if you meant Adam West Batman, I think you’re probably right. Especially if it is against George Reeves Superman.

Stak/BossNasty >> If ya’ll talk shit about Batman SO HELP ME

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