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Outrageous Chael Sonnen Video Interview of the Day


VidProps: Ariel, Esther, E Casey, and MMAFighting

As Chael Sonnen‘s utterly superfluous PR agent/hype man (because really, he can do that himself), i had to share this. Ariel Helwani sat Sonnen down last week to talk to him about his suspension and Hormone Replacement, and he wound up with 20 minutes of comedy. If you don’t understand why some people love Sonnen after watching this, i do not know what to tell you.

The interview starts off with a few fairly serious minutes of PED discussion, but as soon as UFC 132 and Wanderlei Silva come up, Sonnen’s voice gets louder and the gold starts pouring out of him. (Maybe the Jack and Coke kicked in.) After that, just hold on and enjoy the ride.

One note to Sonnen though: Batman would absolutely beat Superman. He’s got a Kryptonite ring that Superman gave him just in case Supes went off the deep end and started nuking cats with his heat vision and soccer kicking babies into the Sun. This is elementary stuff, player; it’s the titular example of a popular trope in fiction. How does he not know that?

[RX]

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RaginAsian- July 8, 2011 at 1:36 am
Best. Interview. Ever.
Crazy Croat- July 8, 2011 at 12:03 am
he sure as hell is proud for being a republican, an american dude who loves his country , and criticizes wanderlei for not giving anything to his country and that he rather pays his taxes to the USA yet chael is the one stealing from his own country and doing money laundring...
lol he's the guy who said "listen i will fight any guy god has ever created , i'd fight all the way from the heavyweight division to jose aldo", but the other day he switched his tune to " i do not wanna fight chris leben"
Crazy Croat- July 7, 2011 at 11:55 pm
for someone who thinks that BJJ is gay, he sure ended up sniffing other guy's balls a few times too much...


Forrest Griffin Submission (triangle choke),Renato Sobral Submission (Triangle Choke),Demian Maia Submission (Triangle choke),Anderson Silva Submission (Triangle Choke/Armbar)
Crazy Croat- July 7, 2011 at 11:48 pm
i wish this interview never cam to an end
Crazy Croat- July 7, 2011 at 11:47 pm
lmfao ! fucking incredible ! this is the best trash talker in the history of mankind in any sport. period !

lol for PRIDE being fake - yeah Fujita must have been told to run straight with his forehead at Cro Cop's knee so that the puncture in his head can give an impression as if it's the real fight !
Walrus- July 7, 2011 at 10:55 pm
I think Chael Sonnen may be the UFC's first evil genius.

Born to rattle the cage and set fire to everything in front of him.
Jawbreaker_46- July 7, 2011 at 10:29 pm
Pure fucking GOLD!!
Wallly- July 7, 2011 at 9:34 pm
chael for pres. does anyone else think that japan shit was fake?
bitteralex- July 7, 2011 at 6:40 pm
i hate sonnen so much.. but that was gold..
GrandShamrock- July 7, 2011 at 3:51 pm
I would listen to Chael Sonnen for 25 minutes, in fact, i almost did. WE ALL got assaulted by the thought of Japan fights being fixed, look at the cases that have surfaced, and for example, Sakuraba vs Vitor, etc, etc, etc... Even Phil Baroni won fights in Japan
SquidInk- July 7, 2011 at 3:32 pm
This guy annoys the shit out of me much of the time, but I have to admit this interview was hilarious. The bus bit was classic.
DangadaDang- July 7, 2011 at 3:28 pm
The gaps in this mans logic are so wide that Scott Bakula could quantum leap through them. NOW YOU'RE SAYING YOU CANT TAP OUT AND WIN?! PETTING A BUS? AND ARE YOU ARGUING THAT PEOPLE DON'T GET OLD?!

If Stann doesn't win I hope somebody decapitates this asshole in the parking lot. I've never seen such a dangerously low amount of self awareness (outside of Jersey of course)
mDino- July 7, 2011 at 2:28 pm
Chael got caught in a triangle and LOST. hes denying that, then says Okami already beat anderson like a DQ is a real victory. This guy is completely off the wall and has ZERO credibility. sure hes funny but no one will care once he loses again.
jizzninja- July 7, 2011 at 1:54 pm
i think chael is what the batman universe would consider "super sane"
danomite- July 7, 2011 at 1:35 pm
@Rex
what a coincidence, Anal Mclovin is my captcha phrase! I will say that Batman is a better character than Superman.
Cro Cops Cup- July 7, 2011 at 1:14 pm
"...25 minutes is too long, period."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
O Chan- July 7, 2011 at 12:59 pm
PS, this was so good, I'm listening to it again. I don't care what my co-workers think.
O Chan- July 7, 2011 at 12:57 pm
I can think of 2 things I would love to do for 25 minutes straight. One of them is eating cake. The other is having sex. Scratch that, 5 minutes is all that I need... In fact, it's more than enough. The cake one still stands though.
ReX13- July 7, 2011 at 12:29 pm
danomite >> love you bro, but don't step on Batman's cape. I'll change your login to "Anal McLovin"
k-onda- July 7, 2011 at 12:17 pm
This is GOLD!
joshuan29- July 7, 2011 at 12:03 pm
I love this guy.....Stupid comments about Pride though. Pride > UFC today.
danomite- July 7, 2011 at 12:01 pm
that was like watching a more articulate Nick Diaz interview. Everything he said was dumber than the previous statement. I'm not even going to bother pointing out all the things he got wrong, instead I will say that Superman would manrape Batman. He had to give Batman the only thing that could kill him just to make it a fair fight. That's like Michael Jordan spotting me 20 pts and giving me the ball in a game of 21 and me saying I 'beat him' if I score one basket. Omni-Man would destroy both Superman and Batman in a handicap match with one hand tied behind his back if he wanted.
LOKI- July 7, 2011 at 11:56 am
Batman did beat Superman. 'The Dark Knight Returns' Read Bitches!
Chael should bring Judo Gene Lebell to the Octagon the next time he fights a Brazillian and henceforth end every sentence with "WWWOOOOOO!!!"
I was gettin some Tito- July 7, 2011 at 11:50 am
@RwilsonR - Yeah, i'm a dumbass. I was thinking of horse raped Superman not suicide Superman.
Crap Factory- July 7, 2011 at 11:48 am
AWESOME!
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