The guys shows up after 2 1/2 years (of fighting chumps) wearing what appears to be a fake muscle suit and has the nerve to say that Fedor is scared of him? What a joke. Fedor must break you!

Bumfights Fighting Championship got shut down? Then what is this goddam bloodyhobo.com you all keep talking about? Why won’t anybody evertell me? Is this bloodyhobo.com the new gay bath house of the 90′s or something?

Fbf and Sparrow both have good points. How can you not pull for the simple, chubby, even tempered russian killing machine. Specially when the dude is 240lb soaking chubbed and destroys guys who are 250-280. At the same time…I’m sure that Lesnar, Carwin, Cain, and JDS would give Fedor all he could handle. We all want to see it…but as always money comes between it all. Oh well…we can only hope something bad happens to strikeforce so that the biggest paycheck will only be provided from the UFC and the russians will have to choose the deal on bottom line alone. Also….I love my potato nation…urine comments are so funny they make me squirt the topic.

Fedor would hurt Overeem bad. Even with his steroids, Overeem would get KO’d!

If only there was a picture of him with his pet turtle…

Fedor’s management won’t let him fight anyone who’s in the top 10.
Which is smart. Nowadays nobody gets paid much for beating up bums since Bumfights.com got shut down.

One punch from Fedor will fucking RUIN you. I saw him fight Coleman at Pride 32 and you could literally hear his punches from the nosebleeds.

Yup, I’m a Fedor fan as well. Hard to not like the guy…but it’s okay to hate M1.

yeah, dont think I’d wanna be anywhere near him when he’s in kick ass mode, but sure would love to hang out at Baskin & Robbin’s with him.

Yeah, look at that smiling happy face and try…i dare you to TRY NOT TO GRIN.

You just can’t hate the guy.

But, but you cant hate Fedor, the sweaters, the icecream, how can you not love him?

Listen…

I’ve had Enough.

I honestly believe Fedor could be dodging this fight, and I’m sick of everyone still talking about this guy like he’s some kind of god. WHO THE FUCK HAS THIS GUY FOUGHT RECENTLY!??????

Yes, he’s one of the most talented fighters of our generation, but if you want to be the best, show the fucking world that you will fight ANY person at ANY time.

Dana has tried NUMEROUS times to sign this guy, and hate me if you want, but he would have his fucking hands full with UFC’s tops 3 heavyweights. Instead he wants to fight fucking no names, once or twice a year.

Fuck Fedor. FUCK FEDOR.

+1 If I want to read some srs MMA bizness, there’s a million sites out there for that. If I want a good laugh, along w/ an excellent diagram showing Fedor’s neural net processor, it’s CagePotato all day.

I don’t know why but I feel they just do marketing right now and if the plan goes right and they come out clean and winner of their next fight it will happen.

Fedor should win easily against Werdum, but Rogers got bombs. I feel Overoid is going for a tough ride.

The trick with steroid is that you take it while in japan, stay a long period of time their training your ass off and eating horse. Then while waiting to be clean again you beat up several hams. Make a test of your own, if it’s clean you come make cash in US.

This site might not actually have tons of exclusive stories and what not, but you gotta admit, we have the most clever and funny comments section of any fucking site on the net.

@ Smeed52 +1 for the poodle comment

The fact that they are putting specific preconditions on a fight with Overeem. Makes me think they are a little wary. Was never a precondition to Fedor fighting before.

Wizzinator anyone? I’m sure they make a shade just for you.

Phew! I thought I was gunna have to ask my little brother to pee in a bottle for me again! My stupid parole officer wants some like EVERY month, and my brother is mad at me right now cuz I ate the last hot pocket again.

I’d be afraid of getting your steroid infected blood on me.

@ dickface, thats why we need fedor in UFC, Dana would make him come round and read you that story, and somedays your getting LOL’s all over the place , other day’s its like, “Is no-one gettin this shit, I think its funny”, and as said before, feel free to head over for a hot tub, just no gettin fresh with Tinkerbell
Cheers man

@FatBellyFrank.

They’re all just jokes man and apparently, pretty bad ones.

How else would you explain it? I ask Fedor’s management to have him come read me a nite-nte story and he declines daily. The only explanation is that he can’t read. It makes as much sense as what Overreemed is saying

“I’m going to have to pee, Brett’s going to have to pee, we all have to pee. There’s going to be a positive or a negative, and I know it will be negative.”

Overeem then walked into the testing room. Loud popping noises were heard, followed by a high pitched scream that could have only come from a little girl.

Inside, the room was completely empty. There was nobody in there but Overeem holding his cup of fresh hot urine.

The sample tested positive.

Also, the comments section is pretty effin funny too.

+1 to pretty much everyone.

After Overeem stated “I’m going to have to pee, Brett’s going to have to pee, we all have to pee,” he finished the interview by clarifying the meaning of this statement with the following:

“I guess what I’m trying to say, is that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change! “

This picture is awesome, spilling over the border with funny. Is that an MRuss original? Fucking GOLD, i tell you.

Article had jokes too. And it’s not the first post today to make me lol smiley face.

Thank you, gentlemen, and good night.

Fedor v’s Overeem. Fedor via Icecream consumption in the first, Overeem would still be full from all the horsemeat (whore’s meat?)

Damn, I love that emotion check. It’s funny cause it’s true. And sure, everybody pees, Overeem has shit where his brains should be though.

I can’t wait for the Rogers-Overeem fight. I have Overeem winning by K1-dominance. Similarly, I can’t wait for the Overeem-Fedor fight; Arlovski gave Fedor a bit of trouble, and I’d like to see how Overeem fares.

Fedor-bans? Are those the sunglasses Vadim wears at night, so he can so he can watch Fedor’s contract get buried under dust?

Overeem’s pretty fly for a white guy.

So I take it the Fedor ban was vetoed? I am sure we can fit in some pork barrel spending to make this work for everyone.

@ Dickface, what’s with the legend dissin’ Randy’s irrelevant, Fedor’s illiterate, next thing you’ll be suggesting Tito’s not as magnificient as he tells us!

lol @ RNP.

I personally think Fedor is illiterate because he wont come read me a bedtime story

gurantee it will be a great fight if it happens.

I actually believe his explanation for his change in build. It makes sense.
The top half of his head is weird though.

In Soviet Russia, everybody fears the pee. If you get caught making yellow urines, KGB beats you in kidneys until pee comes out nice shades of communist red.

I cant take Overeem seriously with his haircut. He is like 99% killing machine, and 1% poodle

Everybody pees.

Only a few drink it.

LOL overeem is a mediocre fighter who has strong strikes and a drug problem. Bitch please. Fedor eats meat and potatoes, works out in a playground, has a gut, is undersized, and has destroyed all of his opponents. Even people who think Lesner would beat him (I disagree at the moment) have to admit that’s an impressive feat.

As stated in a previous post, If Overeem fails a drug test before the Rogers fight him and his camp are some of the stupidest people on the planet. However, judging by his comments that Fedor, or his camp are running scared of Ol’ Horsemeat suggests they are at least quite delusional.

It’s true, Overeem has NOT used performance enhancing drugs….look at his past fights. his performance has never improved.

It’s Everybody POOPS! Damn Dutch.

Overeem also thinks stanozolol is a flavor of ice cream.

Too Late, just peed.

It’s mind-boggling how athletes will walk right into a piss test and fail it, even after stating they’re clean. A positive result wouldn’t surprise me here.

I knew Fedor was ducking him. Mayweather has taught him well.

i had never peed in my life and once i heard this statement, i gave it a try and boy does my tummy feel better

Fucking Awesome Picture.

*FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*

Everybody pees.

Great Fedor programming illustration!

I have to pee.

Fedor is as afraid of Ubereem as Lesnar is afraid of his next can of Coors Light.

Fedor is an awesome fighter and doesn’t afraid of anything.

Maybe he could write the next hit book, “Everybody pees!” and put it right on the shelve beside “Everybody Poos”. Going to stores as soon as he’s allowed into america after he passes his random airplane steroid test first, of course.

And where the hell is Arlovski to ask “How tastes my pee pee?”
Only Machida could answer that, so far. Or Machida’s dad.

As long as he recycles his steroids by following the Machida regime, he’ll never get caught!

the happy emotion was deleted in OS.V.5.64. There was a bash script error in the code, and someone could have used it to break M-1 managements hold on Fedor’s system and he could then be used in other promotions.

Afraid? Bitch, please. One of the best fighters of the history of the race isn’t afraid of Overeem. No matter how much horsemeat he’s eaten.

Overeem thinks purple is a flavor of ice cream.