Miesha Tate vs. Cat Zingano Booked for TUF 17 Finale on 4/13

Forget Cris Cyborg — Zingano is probably the most absurdly-jacked female fighter we've seen since Rin Nakai.

Four Reasons to Be Completely Psyched About UFC on FUEL 7: Barao vs. McDonald

Have you actually looked at the lineup for the UFC card this weekend? Because it's seriously awesome.

Fight of the Day: Croatian Dude Gets Rocked, Responds With Flying Armbar

Would have looked cooler if Drobac was rocking Cro Cop's signature shorts. Just sayin.

By the Way, Anderson Silva Has No Chance of Winning That ESPN ‘Greatest Athlete of All Time’ Bracket

Ready to get your hearts broken again, MMA fans?

CagePotato Proudly Presents: ‘Street Fight Funhouse’ With Gerald Harris [EPISODE 1]

There's nothing more entertaining than a bad street fight. Check out the mullet-licious first episode of our brand-new video series right here.

Michael Bisping Issues Statement on Vitor Belfort’s TRT Usage, Actually Doesn’t Sound Like an Asshole

No, there is absolutely nothing sarcastic about the title of this article.

Ryan Couture Reportedly Gets First UFC Fight Scheduled

(Party’s over, Ryan. Time to get back to work)

It didn’t take long for new UFC lightweight Ryan [...]

Cristiane ‘Cyborg’ Santos Asks to Be Released from the UFC, Fight with Rousey Officially Not Happening

I do believe the word I'm looking for here is "dicktucked."

Ovince St. Preux vs. Gian Villante Added to UFC 159 [STRIKEFORCE NEVA DIE!]

It is being reported by Long Island Newsday that two of Strikeforce's best light heavyweights, Ovince St. Preux and Gian Villante, will fight each other at UFC 159 in Newark, New Jersey.

Manny Gamburyan Suffers Thumb and Elbow Injuries, Forced Out of UFC 157 Fight Against Chad Mendes [UPDATED]

Now, the question is who Chad Mendes will fight instead. Though the UFC has been giving Mendes cupcake after cupcake since his failed title challenge against Jose Aldo in January 2012, "Money" is in no mood for another easy match...

[VIDEO] A Toupee-less Tank Abbott Crawls Out From Under His Bridge and Declares Return to MMA

BELIEVE IN MIRACLES, POTATO NATION.

Friday Link Dump: The Definitive Mike Goldberg Blooper Reel, Thiago Tavares Reacts to Failed Drug Test, Steven Seagal’s Latest Adventure + More

Some must-see content from our bros around the blogosphere.

[EXCLUSIVE] Ryan Couture Discusses New UFC Contract, His Conversation With Dana White, And Randy’s Continued Involvement in His Career

“Dana told me, ‘your dad is not welcome at our events.’ It's a bummer because he doesn’t even want him there as a spectator. My dad can’t cheer for me from the audience."

Noted Hype-Crusher Marcus Brimage to Welcome Irish Hype Train Conor McGregor at ‘UFC on FUEL 9′

Will Brimage pull off another upset, or will he end up as another entry on McGregor's lengthy highlight reel?

UFC 157 Primetime: Rousey vs. Carmouche — Full Episode 1 Video

For better or worse, the Primetime series reaches an all-time high of emotional intensity in the final segment of this episode, as Rousey describes the heart-wrenching story of her father's suicide, then breaks down in a moment of self-loathing for telling it.

Bellator 88 Results & Videos: Shlemenko Knocks Out Falcao to Win Middleweight Title, Mike Richman Scores Another Head-Kick KO

Last night's Bellator middleweight title fight between ever-twirling Russian Alexander Shlemenko and hard-sluggin' Brazilian Maiquel Falcao didn't disappoint.

Master of Foresight Greg Jackson Shows Shocking Lack of Foresight in Joining Bellator/Randy Couture Reality Show

You gotta imagine this move puts jackson back on Dana's shitlist. And brother, that is not somewhere you want to be.

Booking Roundup: Jorge Masvidal Gets a Slippery Debut Opponent, Pickett vs. Easton Set for ‘UFC on FUEL 9′

Who you like for these, Taters?

Live ‘Dog Alert: Dan Henderson Is a 2-1 Betting Underdog Against Lyoto Machida

Considering that Henderson is coming back from a knee injury, it's understandable that the oddsmakers don't have complete faith in him. But considering how dangerous Henderson has looked in his last four fights, it still feels like he's being sold short.

Heads-Up: Alexander Shlemenko and Maiquel Falcao Scrap for Bellator’s Vacant Middleweight Title Tonight

Will Falcao's power triumph over Shlemenko's fancy spinnin'-shit?

Ratings Update: UFC 156 Prelims Set Record Numbers, Epic KO Fails to Boost TUF 17

MMA is off to a solid start in 2013. We give it a month before things return to normal.

War No More: Josh Barnett Rejects UFC Contract

Do any of you think he’s pushing his luck turning down a UFC contract at this point in his career?

Hot Potato: 14 Photos of ‘UFC London’ Ring Girl Carly Baker

Hailing from South West London, Carly has been modeling since the age of 14, and was formerly a member of the pop music groups Mynxsters, Holla, and SW1. (Never heard of any of them, but I'm going to assume they were all fantastic.)

Put the Rumors to Rest: Vitor Belfort is Officially a Testosterone-Deprived Old Man

This makes us yearn for the days when Chuck Liddell and his beergut would KO any fool on the block without needing a legal steroid to do so.

Serious Question: Would Any of You Actually Read Bruce Buffer’s Autobiography?

"I want to give you my octagon-side insights on many of the big fights you remember, and just maybe, to tell you about a few memorable fights that took place outside of the octagon, too — from my own sparring match with a youngster named Royce Gracie back before the phrase 'Mixed Martial Arts' even existed, to some other brawls you might've heard about."

And the Fighter Who Failed His Drug Test at ‘UFC on FX 7′ Is…[UPDATED]

The five year UFC veteran has yet to comment on his positive test, but feel free to start speculating what his excuse will be in the coming days.

CagePotato Databomb #5: Breaking Down the UFC Lightweights by Striking Performance

Melvin Guillard has the 3rd-most knockdowns in UFC history — behind only Anderson and Chuck — and there's a dude in the lightweight division who has actually gone 0-for-47 in power head strikes.

And Here’s That Insane Spinning-Back-Kick KO From Last Night’s Episode of TUF… [VIDEO]

Come to think of it, I can't think of a knockout from the show's history that was more impressive — or more brutal — than this one, especially considering how long Cella was unconscious.

Spike TV Reveals Details of Two New MMA Reality Shows Featuring Randy Couture

“Coaching is where I started before I started MMA and its something I’ve always had an affinity for,” Couture told CagePotato. “I’m a much better technical athlete than I was in 2005 and I’m looking forward to sharing that with the fighters.”