Oh for F*ck’s Sake: Jacob Volkmann Gave Himself a New Nickname, and It’s Terrible.

He's the one they call....no, no one calls him that.

CagePotato Roundtable #22: What Was the Worst UFC Title Fight of all Time?

Join us for the newest edition of the Cagepotato Roundtable, where we write about the UFC title fights that weren't worth the time it took to nap through them.

Rampage Jackson Already Made His TNA Impact Debut, And Here’s The Video

The Rampage of old would have at least promised us some "black on white" crime before commenting on Angle's stank bref.

Ranking the 10 11 Most Insane Tweets From War Machine’s Latest Hate-Fueled Twitter Tirade

May the Wunderbar gods smile upon you on this day, War Machine.

Classic Fight: Big Nog Submits (Go Figure) Some Poor Bastard in His Second Professional Fight

The result was as you'd expect: Nogueira by armbar in under two minutes. **SPOILER ALERT**.

Your Move, New York: Major MMA Legislation Passes in Canada and Connecticut

What does this mean for the never-ending battle to legalize MMA in New York? Simply put: Not Much.

CagePotato Databomb #11: How Big is the Average UFC Fighter?

Next time someone says a fighter is "big for their weight class," check the facts first.

[EXCLUSIVE] UFC Heavyweight Brendan Schaub Takes on New Challenge at Metamoris II

"For me, competing at Metamoris is a way for me to give back to Jiu Jitsu for all it’s done for me. Jiu Jitsu has changed my life.”

UFC Booking Roundup: These UFC on Fox Sports 1 Cards Are Downright Stacked

If you disagree, well, just realize that not every fight can be Fitch vs. Askren.

Oh, the Irony: Michael Bisping Suffers Detached Retina, Out of Action Until October

We know we've been declaring a lot of things to be "ironic" around here lately, but this...this is just ridiculous.

Legendary Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Instructor Robert Drysdale Signs With UFC, Debuts at UFC 163

Legendary BJJ instructor turned MMA fighter Robert Drysdale has signed with the UFC and will make his promotional debut against Ednaldo Oliveira at UFC 163: Aldo vs. Pettis.

Booking Update: Shogun vs. Sonnen to Headline ‘UFC on FOX Sports 1:1′, T.J. Grant vs. Ben Henderson Gets Top Billing at UFC 164

If you'll excuse us, we need to go take a printout of this lineup behind the bushes for a few minutes.

Not This Shit Again: BJ Penn Reportedly Not Ready to Retire Yet, Eyes Lightweight Return

One has to wonder if the UFC should try and take the decision out of the former champ's hands.

Reminder: Donate to “CagePotato’s Fight for ALF” and Help Support Laura “angrylittlefeet” Nicholson’s Fight Against Cancer

If you happen to have a few extra bucks laying around, please donate to this good cause today and help support a beloved member of the Potato Nation.

Hilarious Boxing Update: Dude Tells his Opponent to Come at Him, Is Immediately KTFO.

If you're telling your opponent to "come on," please don't immediately get knocked the fuck out. Especially if you attempt zero cartwheel kicks in the process.

Classic Fight: Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira and Fabricio Werdum Clash for the First Time at ‘Pride: Critical Countdown Absolute’

Or as Chael Sonnen would describe it, "Two brazilians fighting over a McBlack Belt."

Visa Issues Kill Sonnen vs. Rua at UFC 161, Bout Being Considered for ‘UFC on FOX Sports 1:1′

Whichever one of you Taters recently declared UFC 161 to be UFC 149: Part II deserves a goddamn medal.

Irony of All Ironies: Rampage Jackson Reportedly Signs With Bellator/TNA, Debut Tentatively Set for Fall

Surely a great deluge of grievances and accusations is upon us.

Whatever the Opposite of ‘Barnburer Alert’ Is: Lyoto Machida vs. Phil Davis Booked for UFC 163

Look at it as the perfect opportunity to use the restroom, grab a snack, etc.

Barnburner Alert: Carlos Condit vs. Martin Kampmann II to Headline ‘UFC on Fox Sports 1:2′ in Indianapolis

"UFC on FOX Sports 1:2 -- Condit vs. Kampmann 2 So What Fuck You If You Don't Like Our Numbering System" goes down on August 28th from the Bankers Life Fieldhouse. Who do you like for this rematch, Potato Nation?

Get Lifted: UFC Raises Marijuana Threshold for International Events, Nick Diaz’s Unretirement Surely Imminent

Somewhere out there, Matt Riddle is beating his kids in a fit of bitter rage.

[*UPDATED*] Following Lil Nog’s Withdrawal, Chael Sonnen Wants in Against ‘Shogun’ Rua at UFC 161

Who in their right mind would want to fight Shogun on such short notice? You guessed it, Chael P. Sonnen.

Knockout of the Morning: In Malaysia, Glove-Tapping is a Sign of Disrespect Punishable by Death

Over the years, we've seen all kinds of reactions to the somewhat customary yet completely optional touch of gloves at the beginning of an MMA fight. This is perhaps the most angry.

UFC 161 Loses Another Fighter, Antonio Rogerio Nogueira Injured & Out of Fight with ‘Shogun’ Rua

(Rogerio offered to still fight at UFC 161, if the bout were changed to tag-team rules)

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Chuck Liddell Admits That Retirement Was The Right Choice For Him

(Liddell’s decision to retire involved sober discussions with those closest to him)

Our favorite corporate Zuffa desk jockey, [...]

Ronda Rousey’s Mother Criticizes Last-Minute Announcement of Tate Replacing Zingano on TUF & in UFC Title Bout

(Somehow, she’s still scary in this photo)

So, remember when the UFC announced that Read More

Report: Liz Carmouche to Fight Jessica Andrade at UFC on FOX 8

It's okay. This is the first time we've heard of Andrade, too.

[UPDATED] Booking Alert: McGregor Faces Ogle in Boston, Gonzaga Fills in Against Herman at UFC 162, Brown Un-retires to fight Corassani

(A throwback, Conor McGregor got all dressed up for the announcement)

The UFC made a couple fight booking announcements late [...]

The UFC Rumored to Have Interest Booking Silva vs. Jones Super Fight in October at Cowboys Stadium

According to fight business uber reporter Dave Meltzer, the UFC is considering making a super fight between middleweight champion [...]