("…so I came to the point where I knew my life had become unmanageable, and if I was going [...]Read More
(Wait for the very end to hear this bit of subtle teamwork.
Gus Johnson: "The Armenian…"
Mauro Ranallo: "Assassin."
Gus Johnson: [...]
That sound you heard during the final few seconds of the first round in [...]Read More
("Hey, I’m Gina!" "I am the one known as ‘Cyborg’.""Look, whatever happens tonight, I just want you to know that I [...]Read More
(The radio: where no one can tell how insincere you are based on your facial expressions.)Just a reminder that we’ll [...]Read More
(Cancel those food stamp applications, boys. Things are going to be okay.)Just as the MMA world had digested the news [...]Read More
(Kickin’ asses, breakin’ hearts, and stealin’ robes from Courtyard Marriotts. Props: sports.sho.com) Strikeforce distributed a press [...]Read More
Oh, Detroit News. I can’t help but think that this headline was not properly proofread before being posted [...]Read More
(In retrospect, Gina’s high heels might have been a better choice for a red carpet event than Cyborg’s Read More
(If this is what’s going on inside a T.J. Maxx, why would you even need to go out back to [...]Read More
(With the addition of Diaz, the boxing world now gives 13% less of a fuck than before.)Apparently a full schedule [...]Read More
If you’re anything like us you were surprised and a little saddened to hear that one of the UFC’s more [...]Read More
(In the edited-for cable version, Lesnar says "I’m gonna drink a [Bud] Light because Bud Light [is the best], [...]Read More
(The temptation to suggest a tickle fight for the belt must have been damn near overwhelming for Scott Coker.)As Strikeforce [...]Read More
(Props: CageWriter) Now that the dust has settled on his second unsuccessful run [...]Read More