Photo: Ronda Rousey, Fully Clothed and Loving It on the Cover of ESPN’s 15th Anniversary Edition

Featuring the likes of Kobe Bryant and Tom Brady among others, ESPN's 15th anniversary issue is set to hit stands this Friday.

Former UFC Contender Tyson Griffin Signs With World Series of Fighting

Wait a minute...are you thinking what I'm thinking? WSOF 4: Spong vs. Griffin. It's not like they're above a good freak show.

Could the First International Version of The Ultimate Fighter Already Be on the Verge of Cancellation?

If you can't get Brazilians interested in your product, good luck trying to do so by promoting the rivalry between Canada and Australia.

Report: Demian Maia to Face Josh Koscheck [WUT] at UFC 163 in Rio on August 3rd

This is Koscheck's sink-or-swim fight, plain and simple, and it would appear that the UFC wants him to sink.

If You Like Fetish Porn, You Might Enjoy Rin Nakai’s Latest Pancrase Promos, You Pervert

Look, we know Rin Nakai isn't for everybody. As an Asian woman who's built like Bolo Yeung, the undefeated Queen of Pancrase appeals to a very specific fetish.

Enough’s Enough: UFC VP Marc Ratner to Request Changes to MMA’s Two Most Bullshit Rules

It's one of the strangest, most arbitrary double-standards of MMA's Unified Rules — you get five minutes to recover from a strike to the groin, but if you can't immediately continue after an eye-poke, the fight is over. Considering that the eyes are the balls of the face, it's a shame that both sets of organs aren't given equal protection under the law.

Lyoto Machida Would Like to Fight Alexander Gustafsson Now, If That’s Still Cool

If Jones won't fight Machida again, he'll make damn sure that there are no viable contenders left in the light heavyweight division for the champ to face.

UFC 159 Salaries: The Case Against Michael Bisping’s Ceaseless Rage

Either the "grudge match" angle is the only one Bisping knows how to play or the $275,000 to show/$150,000 to win rate he is currently receiving is being stolen out from under him.

War Machine to Make Bellator Debut on June 19th, Unless Something Crazy Happens

Can War Machine rebuild his career in the #2 MMA promotion? And what the hell kind of name is "Blas," anyway?

Sexy Highlight Reel of the Day: 140 of the Greatest UFC Ring Girl Shots Ever

Long before we knew the names Arianny, Brittney, Rachelle, and Natasha, the UFC's round-card holders were a revolving door of anonymous female talent, often clad in denim ass-shorts and bedazzled halter-tops. And dammit, we liked it that way.

And Now They’re Fired: Phil De Fries and a Slew of TUF 17 Alums Among the UFC’s Latest Batch of Roster Cuts

Taking out the trash is never fun, so let's just get this thing over with...

Photo: Alan Belcher’s Eyeball Is Doing Just Fine, Relatively Speaking

No word yet on a timetable for Belcher's return to competition; let's just hope this isn't a career-ender.

“JERRY RIPS!”, Dumbass Event Staff, And More Things You Weren’t Supposed to Hear at UFC 159

For a card that featured a nearly-severed toe and two technical decisions due to eye-pokes, hearing the voice of Satan during the UFC 159 broadcast fit in perfectly with the "Cursed" theme of the night.

UFC 159: Jones vs. Sonnen Aftermath, Part Two — These Tired Eyes

Highlights from the rest of UFC 159, which somehow saw as many technical decisions as it did submissions.

[VIDEO] Jon Jones Faces Adversity at UFC 159 — Looking at His Own, Disgusting, Broken Toe

Video and photos here, if you're into that sort of thing.

UFC 159: Jones vs. Sonnen Aftermath, Part One — Jobber to the Stars

When it was over, Jones vs. Sonnen felt more like a bad professional wrestling storyline than a UFC PPV main event, and the outcome felt just as forced.

UFC 159: Jones vs. Sonnen — Live Results & Commentary

Round-by-round results from the pay-per-view main card will be right here beginning at 10 p.m. ET / 7 p.m. PT. Say a prayer for the American Gangster...

Dana White: Cormier Deserving of Automatic Light Heavyweight Title Shot

(Photo by Esther Lin | FCFighter.com)

For as long as he’s been short, chubby and kicking [...]

Last Second UFC 159 Fight Cancellation: Nick Catone Hospitalized, Fight Against James Head Axed

After missing weight and subsequently forfeiting 20% of his purse, welterweight Nick Catone has been hospitalized for dehydration brought on by his weight cut.

The Final Countdown: Chael Sonnen’s Last Attempt to Hype UFC 159 Main Event

Chael Sonnen puts Jon Jones' title reign on the clock with this countdown on Twitter.

UFC 159 Weigh-Ins: Live Video and Results, Starting at 4 p.m. ET / 1 p.m. PT

Will Michael Bisping angrily point at Alan Belcher while swearing at him? (Yes.) Will Chael Sonnen leave Bones hanging again? (Probably not.) Does Sara McMann need a Band-Aid? (Wait for it.) Because her abs are friggin' cut. (BOOM.)

Oh, the Irony: June White is Back With Her Most Hilariously Misguided Venture Yet

Alright, June, you have earned the headsplosion gif at the end of this article fair and square.

Insert “Mr. Not-So-Wonderful” Pun Here: Phil Davis Accused of Domestic Violence, Custody Battle Set for May 7th

We just can't wait until The Culinary Union gets word of this story. *loads shotgun*

Ben vs. Jared: UFC 159 Edition

Join us as we argue about all the notable matchups on tomorrow night's card, from the absurd main event to the Garcia vs. McKenzie prelim superfight.

Josh Thomson Makes ‘Bitch Ass Lady Sounds’ When He Fights, According to Nate Diaz

"He was making bitch ass lady sounds and that's not bullshit. I'm not here talking shit on him, this is reality. He was making woman sounds."

[VIDEO] Go Figure, Michael Bisping and Alan Belcher Could Barely Keep Things Civil at the UFC 159 Presser Earlier Today

Let us know how many times you think Bisping will point at Belcher's face and scream "You're dead!" come weigh-in time. He seems to enjoy doing that.

Afternoon Video Dump: Ronda Rousey Judo-Throw Highlight Reel, Chael Sonnen Gets the Girl + More

Surely you have time to watch some videos on the Internet? Follow us down the YouTube rabbit hole for today's best viewing...

Gambling Addiction Enabler: ‘UFC 159: Jones vs. Sonnen’ Edition

We're not saying Chael has no chance; you all are. We're simply agreeing here.

UFC on FOX 8 Adds Demetrious Johnson vs. John Moraga Headliner; Matt Mitrione Comes Off Suspension to Fight Brendan Schaub

Moraga's two-fight stint in the UFC has produced stoppage victories over Ulysses Gomez and Chris Cariaso...and that's pretty much all it takes to get a title-shot at 125 pounds these days.

Pro-Wrestling-Style Finishing Move of the Day: Anderson Ramos Wins Via Back Suplex Side Slam [VIDEO]

This quick 'n' nasty video was taken two Saturdays ago at a regional Brazilian promotion called Hawk Fight Championship, and features a dude named Anderson Ramos knocking out his opponent with the kind of high-altitude body-slam that you don't usually see outside of a pro-wrestling match.