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Frankie Edgar vs. Cub Swanson: Legit Full-Fight Video Highlights

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‘Sensual Seduction’, Starring Dana, Chuck, and Joe

Just…wow. Did anybody else involuntarily dry-heave at the 0:45-0:48 mark?

(For the pimpin’ original, click here.)

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‘EliteXC: Primetime’ — Tix Now on Sale

Tickets for CBS/EliteXC’s first “Saturday Night Fights” card (May 31st; Newark, NJ) are now available at Ticketmaster and [...]

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On Kimbo Slice: Bas Rutten For The Defense

(“El Guapo” reminds you: don’t hate the player, hate the game.)

by Ben Fowlkes

Arguing over Kimbo Slice has been a favorite [...]

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Mir/Nogueira Rumor Returns, in Mutated Form

(“Aim for the one in the middle.”)

Earlier today, we reminded you that a fight between heavyweights Frank Mir [...]

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New ‘Gladiator’ Loses Shit, Beats Husband

(Erin Toughill, limbering up before a pill-induced rage.)

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NSAC Tests BJ Penn and Your Sense of Irony, All in One Day

(Just look at how good it feels to be drug-free.)

The Nevada State Athletic Commission has officially begun their off-competition drug-testing [...]

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Video: Paulo Filho on Rehab, Sonnen

From Sherdog — for the first time since checking into a Brazilian rehab facility last month, undefeated WEC [...]

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Bookings a Poppin’: Barnett, Monson, Koscheck + More

(“Hey, my name’s Josh and I’m a sex addict.”)

— A heavyweight superfight between Josh Barnett and Jeff Monson Read More

“Laissez les bons temps rouler”: TUF 7.4 Recap

(Tim Credeur takes a brain-scrambling illegal upkick.)

One of TUF 7′s brightest prospects had to work his ass off to keep [...]

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Could ‘Redbelt’ Be Legitimately Good?

(‘You don’t like my movie? Tell me, which one of us has been nominated for an Academy Award and a [...]

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UFC Cast-Offs Join Forces for Something or Other

(We couldn’t find a picture of Tito posing with a 40 oz. bottle of Mickey’s malt liquor, but this is [...]

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Video: “Uniquely Fierce Creatures?”

Courtesy of our broheems at MMARated.com: Ariel Helwani, who has the power to control women with his mind, [...]

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Exclusive: Mac Danzig Talks Latest Win, TUF Stigma, and More

(‘I’m here to eat some hummus and kick some ass. I am all out of hummus.’)

Mac Danzig may be [...]

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ProElite Opens the Books

(Gary Shaw: “The soup, salad, and breadsticks are on me.”)

Following in the footsteps of the floundering International Fight [...]

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“…and licking the blood off his face while I’m punching him…”

BJ Penn, God bless him, has not given up on the blood-licking thing — and he vows to [...]

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UFC 85 Rumor Mill: Bisping vs. Leben on SpikeTV?

(Decisions, decisions…)

Though the UFC has confirmed none of this yet, some strong UFC 85-related rumors are circulating that [...]

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Dear Guy Attending This Live MMA Event: An Open Letter

(In retrospect, this was a cry for help that his friends really should have noticed)

Dear Guy Attending This Live MMA [...]

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Quote Stew: Lindland, Dana, ‘Big Dan’ + More

(“Oh, hello poor people.” — philanthropist Calvin Ayre.)

“The only organization that wasn’t willing to make me an offer was the [...]

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Starnes’s Actual Excuse Is Foot-Related

(Remember when Kalib’s claim to fame was this cut?)

The Fight Network picks up the blue ribbon for being [...]

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Matt Hughes, Schadenfreude, And Life Inside the HIT Squad

(America, f*ck yeah!)

Here’s what I love about Matt Hughes’ blog: you always get what you came for, even if you [...]

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This Gets You $75,000?

As previously reported, Jason MacDonald picked up the $75,000 Knockout of the Night bonus for his handling of [...]

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Chuck Liddell’s Injury Is Disturbingly Real

(Any guesses on what they had to black out in the lower-left corner?)

Last night, the UFC officially confirmed Chuck [...]

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Could Cain Velasquez Be the Future of the Heavyweight Division?

I admit it: I didn’t know much about Cain Velasquez before his UFC debut. Word had it he was [...]

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F**k! Chuck Liddell Injured, Out of UFC 85

(Sorry Nate, the Iceman has been doing the goofy-punch for years.)

It seems that the curse of [...]

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And It’s Official: Starnes Gets Walking Papers

(Yeah, hilarious.)

If you told me six months ago that one day we’d publish three posts involving Kalib Starnes within a [...]

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What’s To Become Of Kalib Starnes?

(Combat Lifestyle chronicles the stuff Kalib Starnes’s nightmares are made of)

Kalib Starnes did his best to turn a fight [...]

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Videos: Serra/St. Pierre, Bisping/McCarthy, Maia/Herman

The Terror gets slaughtered, Chainsaw says “no mas,” and Demian Maia unleashes the Submission of the Night in the second [...]

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Fedor, Lindland Confirm 7/19 Affliction Show

(“We’re here to pick up your daughter.”)

No, it won’t be a re-match of their BodogFight brawl — on [...]

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Nate Quarry: Legend

The end of the Quarry/Starnes fiasco at UFC 83. Props to reader “Noah.”

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UFC 83 Quick Results, Bonuses, + Press Conference

(Respect the fleur-de-lis. Photo courtesy of MMAWeekly.)

The final tally from last night’s action:

Main Card
Georges St. Pierre [...]

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