Friday Link Dump: The Blackzilians Hire New Coaches, The Weirdest Japanese Video Games Ever, How to Annoy Your Ex on Facebook + More

Some must-see content from our bros around the blogosphere.

‘OneFC 8: Aoki vs. Boku’ Spoiler-Free Results + Videos: _______ Subs _______, _______’s Downward Spiral Continues

It was not a good night to be a ________, a ________, or Jens Pulver.

‘UFC on FUEL 9 Mousasi vs. Gustafsson(‘s Friend)’ Weigh-In Results and Video

All 26 fighters competing at tomorrow's UFC on FUEL 9 made weight earlier today. Check out all the heated staredowns right here.

UFC 159 Extended Video Preview: So We’re Really Doing This Jones/Sonnen Thing, Huh?

"No matter how much [Sonnen] tries to convince himself that he's going to win this fight, or that he's the champion without the belt, he just doesn't believe. And that's why he comes up short in every opportunity he gets to be a champion."

Barnburner Alert: Alexis Davis vs. Rosi Sexton Added to UFC 161 in Winnipeg

Who you got for this one, Potato Nation?

Bellator 95 Video Highlights + Results: Curran Submits Shamhalaev in Featherweight Title Defense, Year of the Rhino Continues

"Man, I hope he’s OK," Marshall said afterwards. "I was trying to knock his beard off, but it didn’t come off. Maybe next time.” / Thumbnail image via Sherdog

[VIDEOS] Get to Know UFC on FUEL 9 Headliner Ilir Latifi a Little Better (Or At All) in This Awesome Documentary

Anyone give Laitiifa (Latiifa?) a better chance Mousasi after watching this?

Invicta FC 5 Videos: Rose Namujunas Fight Week Highlight Reel and Live Weigh-In Stream @ 6:30 p.m. ET

You will see: Rose working pads with Trevor Wittman. Rose peeling potatoes while wearing the traditional head-wrap favored by grandmothers the world over. Rose on the phone, discussing mean-mugging strangers at the grocery store for the interview that she gave us two days ago. And so on.

Nick Diaz is Treating His Retirement Like a Bargaining Tool, But Should We Care Anymore?

The anti-bullshit superhero has quickly become its greatest villain. Or the bullshit superhero; your choice. In either case, should we continue to validate his behavior?

Now Training at Grudge, Melvin Guillard Returns Against Mac Danzig on July 27th

While Guillard and Danzig have been given many chances to bounce back after setbacks in the past, they're both entering must-win territory, considering the UFC's recent push to shed dead weight off its rosters.

CagePotato Databomb #10: Breaking Down the UFC Heavyweights by Striking Performance

Fighting Todd Duffee is like being attacked by a swarm of bees, and Christian Morecraft's retirement was probably a good thing.

[VIDEO] The Footage of Uriah Hall Getting his Ass Kicked by Ronda Rousey on the Ultimate Fighter Set

SPOILER ALERT: Rousey wins by armbar.

Fallon Fox Cleared of Wrongdoing in Florida Licensing Fiasco, Now Free to Beat Up Any Woman Who Dares Face Her

We'll just have to wait and see what inevitable controversy evolves out of her next fight and go from there.

Headlining an Event in Your UFC Debut: The Good, The Bad, And the Ugly

First-time UFC jitters are bad enough when you're curtain-jerking on the prelims. Can you imagine what it would be like to go from relative obscurity to UFC headliner? Well, Ilir Latifi is about to find out this Saturday, God bless him.

Photos of the Day: Alexander Gustafsson Heals Like Wolverine, Apparently

"Tell me, was it regular print or construction paper that was responsible for that boo-boo?" - Martin Kampmann's axe wound.

Feel Good Story of the Day: Anderson Silva Surprises Fan in Hospital, Steals All the Emotions

Word has it that once the camera turned off, Silva and little Pedro spent the next half hour one-upping each other with "Chael Sonnen's momma" jokes.

Interview: Rose Namajunas Discusses Thug Life, Pat Barry’s Charm, And Her Invicta FC 5 Fight This Friday

"I think putting ourselves in dangerous situations makes our lives exciting."

Video: Uriah Hall Knocks Out Bubba McDaniel in Nine Seconds on ‘The Ultimate Fighter’

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for — the public execution of our least favorite TUF 17 castmember.

Ilir Latifi to Sub In for Alexander Gustafsson Against Gegard Mousasi at UFC on Fuel TV 9

Ilir Latifi - a training partner of Alexander Gustafsson - will fight Gegard Mousasi as the new main event of UFC on Fuel TV 9.

A Note to the MMA Media: Please Stop Asking Dominick Cruz When He’s Coming Back

"I'm coming back. I'm working hard. No date yet but I'll give it out when I have it. I promise."

Alexander Gustafsson Officially Out of UFC on FUEL 9, Replacement is Definitely Not Wanderlei Silva. Probably.

The UFC might want to consider forcing Wanderlei Silva to make good on his promises.

Who Saw This Coming? Mike Kyle Unretires for Blockbuster Fight With…Valentijn Overeem

We haven't been this excited for a fight since Shamrock/Freeman.

Wanderlei Silva Confirms That Gegard Mousasi Fight Rumor Was an April Fool’s Joke. We Think. It’s Kind of Hard to Tell.

"I’m bumped, and don’t worry guys because this is not an April 1st fool. You can celebrate because daddy is in the house again." LIES LIES LIES.

Invicta FC 5: Penne vs Waterson: Come for the Cheesecake, Stay for the Beef

Featuring a handful of past and present champs, a double main event of championship fights, and the return of Cris Cyborg, Invicta's fifth show looks like can't-miss entertainment.

Not to Brag, But CagePotato Is ALL UP IN Rose Namajunas’s Banner for Invicta FC 5

We'll be sponsoring the undefeated strawweight for her Invicta FC 5 fight against Kathina Catron this Friday, and we're very, very psyched about it.

Uriah Hall Glad That ‘TUF’ Didn’t Show Footage of Him Getting Ass Kicked by Ronda Rousey

Hall, a Queens resident, said Rousey got him in two armbars while grappling – and he couldn’t get out. He compared it to rolling with an anaconda or a cat..."You can’t grab her and if you do grab her, you’re [expletive]," Hall said with a laugh...

Alexander Gustafsson Suffers Facial Cut in Training, UFC on FUEL 9 Headliner in Jeopardy

If Gustafsson indeed has to withdraw from his UFC on FUEL 9 match on short notice, it would be devastating, both for the event — which was being carried to a large extent by Gustafsson — and for Alexander himself, who was likely just one more impressive performance away from clinching a light-heavyweight title shot.

Vitor Belfort Is Testing the [Expletive] Out of Himself, Apparently

"The UFC always knew that I use, do not do it to cheat."

Michael Bisping Already Planning to Blame Coaches if He Loses to Alan Belcher

(“Are you not entertained?” Rest assured, Mike, we most certainly are. / Photo via Getty Images)

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