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Parisyan In Talks With Strikeforce


("Don’t you know who I am, bro?")

According to a report by Ariel Helwani at MMAFighting.com, Karo Parisyan is currently involved in negotiations with Strikeforce and if the two sides can come to an agreement, the Armenian judoka could compete for the organization on their June 16 card in Los Angeles


Parisyan was let go by the UFC in November amidst a firestorm of controversy. Scheduled to make his return to the Octagon at UFC 106 after serving a nine-month suspension for testing positive for a painkiller cocktail made up of hydrocodone, hydromorphone, and oxymorphone following his fight against Dong Hyun Kim at UFC 94, Karo flaked out on his  fight with Dustin Hazelett two days before the event, citing his recently revealed panic disorder as the reason.

After Parisyan’s latest escapade  UFC president Dana White announced via Twitter that "The Heat" would "not be fighting Saturday or ever again in the UFC!!" and that he didn’t buy Karo’s "laundry list of excuses."

The 27-year-old hasn’t looked the same as the dangerous welterweight whose only UFC losses prior to his publicized bout with anxiety were by decision to Georges St-Pierre and Diego Sanchez.

Hopefully Karo can get his head on straight and get back to form fighting for Strikeforce and we don’t see him sporting a face tattoo any time in the near future. By then, it will likely be too late.

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fatbellyfrank- May 4, 2010 at 9:08 pm
Oh and MOFO, watch out for machineboi, he just be hatin! and welcome to the weird and wonderful place that is the Potato nation
Mofo- May 4, 2010 at 8:35 pm
8Limbs - Actually, the bizarre and hilarious story of "The Little Red Engine That Couldn't" is the other reason I registered here. I read Ben's post with Rex's "I Have a Dream" speech. So, a combination of humorous posts and the willingness to kick out a-holes, and I'm all about it.

Also, people around here know how to use the shift key. That's a good sign.

Oh, and as for Manny Gamburyan, I didn't understand his comment, it sounded bizarre and pretty dumb when he said it, so I don't mean to stick up for that comment. I was never a fan of Manny on TUF either.
Shoe- May 4, 2010 at 6:55 pm
He also lost to Alves by a getting kneed in the skull, it all started from there
iDestroy- May 4, 2010 at 3:30 pm
I like Karo. Good luck bro.
Kid Clam Curtains- May 4, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Karo is reaching in to shave the unibrow of his own reflection.
TheArtof8Limbs- May 4, 2010 at 12:57 pm
This makes sense. I've never disliked Karo, but realistically he has no place in the welterweight division of UFC competition wise. I'd like to see him against Manhoef or Zaromskis.

@mofo
Welcome to the Potato Nation. To find out what "not to do" refer to thisredengine.
Ratel- May 4, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Japanadian - well played, Sir.

In a perfect world, Karo will get his shit together and be a good fighter again. Will he be as good he thinks he once was? Doubtful. Was he ever as good as he thought he was? Not even close.

Anyway, get him in the gym, all training up an' shit, then drop him in the cage with Fraggle. I dunno if it'll be possible to fit two men in the cage with those giant egos taking up all the room, but give it a try.

Fraggle will destroy him, most likely. But, there's always the chance that Karo breaks Fraggle's spine. *sigh* Either way it's win-win for the fans, since nobody really gives a shit about what either of these guys do.
Dr Garbo- May 4, 2010 at 12:33 pm
I would panic too if I ran out of painkillers that close to a fight
El Guapo- May 4, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Take it from me, I've been to Armenia. Well, Glendale actually. But it's basically the same thing, sooooo, without further ado..

"Dude, brro, dude. C'mon, brro."
Häkkiperuna- May 4, 2010 at 12:02 pm
Wow, even his reflection on the mirror is fucked up.
Japanadian- May 4, 2010 at 11:59 am
Karo keeps saying "he's grappled with men since he was a little boy" (damn that sounds dirty) but then all of a sudden has a panic attack when he's gonna fight some low level welterweights, you'd think pre fight jitters would be a thing of the past.
I hope he fights Diaz and gets ktfo at 4:20 of the first round.
@mofo, what does facing prejudice have to do with manny saying and going to touch gloves at the start of round 1 then he spinning heel kicks the guy in the gut. that guy is a jerk.
His genocide statement is pretty awful especially coming from an armenian. You don't hear japanese fighters saying "i'm gonna nuclear bomb your ass" ... better yet "i'm gonna do hiroshima on yo ass"
Mofo- May 4, 2010 at 11:37 am
CapitalQ - Ha, that's exactly the kind of thing Rampage would say. And it would be high-larious coming from him, all crazy eyed and head cocked to the side... "I'm a go SLAVERY on yo ass! You'll be sayin 'yessum massa' REAL quick".

(As for Armenians, lighten up brutha, they face enough prejudice as it is, you may not know about it in the US.)

Clyde - I'm a big Judo fan too - I've always wondered why Karo is the only dude in the UFC who busts out the sweet throws. So I'm a Karo fan.

Dias needs to hook him up with some o' that 4:20, get him all mellow and not strung out, and *then* those two can go at it.

And if anyone's wondering who the heck I am, I just found potato nation and fuckin' dig it so far. Seems a class above the other sites and forums. Here's the reason I joined: "like throwing a haymaker down a hallway". Awesome.
sancho721- May 4, 2010 at 11:03 am
He's not going to fight he's going to be on Intervention.
CapitalQ- May 4, 2010 at 10:57 am
Nick Diaz would smash this guy. Who the hell cares about Karo anymore? The dude is done for. We dont need any more classless Armenians in MMA. Manny is bad enough. That fucking genocide statement was so dumb. Could you imagine if 'Page started saying he was going "do slavery" on his opponents in the cage?
Horror Fighter- May 4, 2010 at 10:48 am
Never thought I'd see the day where fans trash Karo and Manny is next in line for a title shot. Ain't life funny...
HokeyPokeyLikeAoki- May 4, 2010 at 9:56 am
Would be awesome if he makes a quasi-comeback. But realistically, he shouldn't be in the cage with anyone in the top 20.
Clyde- May 4, 2010 at 9:49 am
This has got potato-ban-for-bringing-back-the-old-Karo-infringement written all over it.

As a judo fan, I'll choose to hope for the best and for a couple of sweet uchi matas in his next fight.

As a realist... we'll see what happens.
D1ck4- May 4, 2010 at 9:47 am
I thought he backed out of this fight because his AIDS was flaring up. Good to hear he's doing better. You know what they say:

If life gives you AIDS, make lemon AIDS.
PedrosCheese- May 4, 2010 at 9:31 am
You should use more "son" and "nah bro" so we dont miss that funny hairy arm guy
Viva Hate- May 4, 2010 at 9:09 am
Sweet! I cannot wait for Karo to return only to back out the day of the fight with some fake mental issue, AWESOME!
Kid Clam Curtains- May 4, 2010 at 8:53 am
A rematch with Nick Diaz in the future would be cool...

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