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Party’s Over, Spammers and Trolls: Commenter Logins Returning This Evening


(A representative sample of CP’s commenters. You know, besides the women and that one ethnic-looking guy.)

Just a quick site update for the long-suffering members of the Potato Nation: After an aggravating week in which our comments section was overrun by Russian spam and trouble-makers posing as famous trolls that we banned a long time ago*, we’re happy to announce that the login function will be restored by this evening. We will update this post when everything is up and operational. In the meantime, please use these last hours of comment-section anarchy to post under whatever name you want, while including as many links to handbag websites as you possibly can. Thank you.

* I knew CAPS LOCK HAL. CAPS LOCK HAL was a friend of mine. Bro, you are no CAPS LOCK HAL.

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shitbag- February 18, 2011 at 7:24 am
LOL! Hey that was me the other day posing as CAPS LOCK HAL professing his love of having sex with animals.

Me, personally I don't like to have sex with animals, I prefer sex dolls that I can torture.
DangadaDang- February 18, 2011 at 6:53 am
Righteousness has been restored. The madness ends.
Biffmiester- February 18, 2011 at 5:17 am
Ahh, this login thing feels so... right. By the way, who the hell let Bob Arum write that photo caption? Why don't you guys make like a tree and get outta here?

P.S. WB, FBF.
twoleftfeet- February 17, 2011 at 11:43 pm
yeah. bout time.
rampageisgod- February 17, 2011 at 11:00 pm
We should all give thanks to our Lord and Savior, Quinton Jackson.
Sabado Gigante- February 17, 2011 at 9:43 pm
CAP LOCKS HAL is CP's equivalent to Jesus Christ... Although his mother isn't a virgin, he is a bastard... He has also made sacrifices for our trolling sins... He makes these sacrifices by out-trolling us, and that's awesome! CLH FTW!!!
Seoul Brother- February 17, 2011 at 9:28 pm
It's about fucking time. I got tired of fucking assholes taking my good name and shitting on it. Cowards even tried to shit on my blog too. Fuck those little cocksuckers. Viva Potato Nation!
tjbaron- February 17, 2011 at 9:00 pm
@Goog: No, no one saw that fight. Wait, did Fedor fight? Whos Fedor? Whats this "fight" u speak of?
Under Banga- February 17, 2011 at 8:37 pm
Anyone got a link for CAPSLOCKHAL .122.134 ? Beta even ?
Jim Harbaugh Scramble- February 17, 2011 at 8:22 pm
Nice. No moderation! Damn trolls and their mind control devices
fatbellyfrank- February 17, 2011 at 7:45 pm
Yea, just glad its fixed, some of the shit that was thrown on here over the last week has been fucken painful, I was checkin in every day to see if things were fixed and man, some seriously sick fuck retards out there in the interwebs, make Drano look like Mother Theresa, ah its good to be home, Sexy, Drano, RwR, Ghost, EFB, El Guap, Fried Taco, Karma and all the regular crew.....whaaasssuupp muthafuckas
RwilsonR- February 17, 2011 at 7:32 pm
Nice work Ben and the Gang! This was getting really gay. And not gay in the South Park 'gay' means 'bad' way, but in the Nick Ring, ass-pounding, Andy Dick orgy type of gay.
dranokills- February 17, 2011 at 7:26 pm
Damn so glad to see this thing is fixed. It was gonna be really pathetic without the usual crew.
I really thought this was gonna end up being a spam site for ex potato jerkoids.
Goog- February 17, 2011 at 7:23 pm
Did anyone catch the Fedor fight? How'd that end up?
Jesus Frijoles- February 17, 2011 at 6:48 pm
That was like a recent night in Egypt.
fatbellyfrank- February 17, 2011 at 6:16 pm
I am now logged in as fatbellyfrank, Oh happy days
ReX13- February 17, 2011 at 5:52 pm
Mauricio Rua Says: (via Google Translate)

Dear scum potato cage housing,
I think it's very unfair that you're bringing back logins. I did not like logins for four reasons. Firstly, because I had a login once, but I stomped it to death and thrown out of football is dead in front of Ricardo Arona. It was a very sad and traumatic for the young shogun. I was very poor and therefore could not afford a new one. Secondly, it will hurt my business sales Russian scholarship, which was growing as a result of potato cage. Thirdly, the middle name Forrest Griffin is the "login", and he is the only thing I fear, as well as dinosaurs, monkfish and anterior cruciate ligament. Fourthly, Kenny Loggins ruined Christmas. I'm shocked that you do not know this and insist on honoring his memory so miserable. So please reconsider your relatives to discover his battered body in a ditch by the roadside, the victim of another brutal ground and pound display.
Love and soccer kicks,
Shogun
Scooby- February 17, 2011 at 5:29 pm
Fuck the illuminati
MitchD- February 17, 2011 at 5:28 pm
Boobity!
CAPSLOCKHAL- February 17, 2011 at 5:27 pm
FUCK IT BITCHES. I'LL LEAVE THE LIGHT ON FOR ANY OF YOU SORRY PIECES OF SHIT WHO WANT TO TRY AND TRACK ME DOWN BY MY IP ADDRESS. FOR FUCKS SAKE, I'D ALMOST GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS MYSELF RIGHT TO THE FRONT DOOR IF I KNEW FOR A FACT THAT ANY OF YOU PUSSIES WOULD REALLY SHOW UP. TRACK MY IP ADDRESS AND SEE HOW ACCURATE YOUR LITTLE IP TRACKER REALLY IS ASSHOLE.GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU STUPID BASTARDS. NOT A ONE OF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MMA
CAPSLOCKHAL .122.32- February 17, 2011 at 5:27 pm
CAPSLOCKHAL version 122 .33 is now available click here to download
Thank you for using dumb cunt services

Have a nice day .Smiley face .
On CP all the time, too Lazy to register- February 17, 2011 at 5:23 pm
I think this is the first time I read the comment section i about 9 months.
Iron Sheik- February 17, 2011 at 5:22 pm
DURF YOU NEED TO SHUT UP YOU STUPID JABRONIE! GO BACK AND SUCK ON HULK HOGAN'S WRINKLED LITTLE PENIS! IRON SHEIK WILL PUT YOU IN CAMEL CLUTCH, BREAK YOUR BACK, AND MAKE YOU HUMBLE! CAGE POTATO NUMBER 1! DURF ACHT TOOEY!
CAPSLOCKHAL .122.32- February 17, 2011 at 5:21 pm
RIGHT FUCKER I AM GOING TO BACK TRACE YOU ! YOUR ASS IS MINE I KNOW YOUR IP AND AM MORE THAN WILLING TO SETTLE THIS MAN ON MAN FUCKER !

.... KEYBOARD WARRIORING IS SO MUCH FUN. SMILEY FACE
durf- February 17, 2011 at 5:20 pm
site still sucks
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