sloths funny photos album covers
Iconic Album Covers Replaced With Sloths

Paulo Filho Emerges From Rehab With Worst Tattoo in MMA History

Paulo Filho MMA

Sherdog has a new set of photos of Paulo Filho training for his DREAM 10 bout against Melvin Manhoef, and while Filho looks to be in solid physical shape, we can’t help but wonder if his head’s back to normal yet. How else would you explain his tattoo of a million-dollar bill with a pitbull’s head on it? Also, his chest now says "Reward Hunter." Wow. This even surpasses Matt Horwich’s musical pencil in terms of sheer what-the-fuckness. Paulo, don’t you know those things last forever? And what are you going to do when Crazyland switches its currency to the billion-dollar hammerhead shark coin? Manhoef’s body-count tattoo is not impressed…

Cagepotato Comments

Showing 1-25 of comments

comments
Sort by : Show hidden comments
Chri534.- July 17, 2009 at 5:48 pm
I just found a picture of Lesnar's new back tattoo:

www.everytattoo.com/tattooforum/viewtopic.php?t=3035
Streitigkaiser- July 17, 2009 at 3:26 pm
It's an advertisement for the upcoming Manhoef highlight reel.
stingrza- July 17, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Wow, a typeface comment. And they say MMA fans are dolts.
Dr.- July 17, 2009 at 2:38 pm
All I see is:
REW ARD
HUNTER

I'd be hunting for some better kerning.
Richard Fitzentite- July 17, 2009 at 2:33 pm
I love "Reward Hunter" it's my favorite porno site. It's this dude who bangs chicks he picks up at the hardware store, coffee shops and whatnot. Then as he is really giving it to them...he just kind of zones out and starts humping a coffee table.
Savage- July 17, 2009 at 2:16 pm
o wtf
Clue-by-Four- July 17, 2009 at 1:28 pm
All fear the Rehab Hunter.
stingrza- July 17, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Lesnar's chest cock tattoo is not a bad tattoo, per se. Keep this in mind: Brock Lesnar, at some point in his post-WWE career, walked into a tattoo parlor somewhere and said, "I want a big dented up sword that goes all the way up my chest and stabs me in the throat. Oh and I want the handle to be brass knuckles." And, to be fair, that's exactly what the artist gave him. So really, that's just decent execution of a HORRIBLE IDEA.

Belcher goes in the other direction. He went in to a parlor and said, "Give me a tattoo of the man in black." Which I think we can all agree is a GOOD IDEA. But then the artist drew an undead pedophile. And now only that, he drew it over the entirety of Belcher's arm, as opposed to just the belly of the shoulder muscle, so when Belcher flexes his tricep, "Johnny Cash" sprouts a goiter. So that's BAD EXECUTION of a GOOD IDEA.

And that, in my mind, equates to a worse tattoo.

(Filho's "Reward Hunter" tattoo may be worse than the Million Dogger Bill, because it reads suspiciously like someone mis-translated "Bounty Hunter" into English for him)
EDoggFunkMonk- July 17, 2009 at 12:22 pm
When the dogs' noses touch it means he's making weight for the fight.
Sexyamas Orange Coat- July 17, 2009 at 11:32 am
I like it and by judging Paulo's demeanor in the photos he is as proud as fuck of it too good for him
whitey- July 17, 2009 at 10:38 am
for some reason i picture him watching Man's Best Friend and saying "that's yo ass mister postman!"
Monkey Punch- July 17, 2009 at 10:22 am
he should have made that a tramp stamp gray maynard style.
Lysol- July 17, 2009 at 10:02 am
If Cage Potato is still giving away shirts for Comment of the Week, Horror Fighter deserves one. Even funnier is that it went over a certain someone's head...
NECROPHYTE- July 17, 2009 at 9:38 am
Prison tats.
Joedirt- July 17, 2009 at 9:19 am
Ok even if I didn't hate Lesnar I would still say the sword that resembles a penis on his chest is by far the worst tattoo.
Pure Karate- July 17, 2009 at 9:13 am
Wait, aren't you supposed to come out of rehab less crazy?
Fucklord- July 17, 2009 at 8:43 am
Belchers tattoo is still the worst tattoo I have ever seen in my life.
UFC fan- July 17, 2009 at 8:27 am
I think he should have Micheal Vick's ass in jail tattooed right next to it.
Way to go you dumb Brazilian.
El Famous Burrito- July 17, 2009 at 8:19 am
Johnny Cash? I still think that was a tattoo of Otho from the movie Beetlejuice.
agentsmith- July 17, 2009 at 8:19 am
Nice double chin. Looks like Paulo's been on the same diet as Gina Carano.
El Famous Burrito- July 17, 2009 at 8:17 am
Clearly, this man is on drugs.
Just A Wrestler- July 17, 2009 at 8:07 am
Thats a pretty cool tat. I dont know what you guys are talking about. But not as cool as my ringing rotary telephone on my arm, or elmer fudd pointing a gun into my asshole and saying "come out herre you wabbit!". Im thinking of getting one of Paulo with all of his tattoos, on a tattoo!!
Junk Puncher- July 17, 2009 at 7:40 am
Sorry but that tattoo has nothing on Alan Belcher's Johnny Cash tattoo. Other tattoos break down into hysterical giggles when they see Belcher's arm. And I say this as a fan of the Man in Black. Paulo's tat is glorious compared to it.
Horror Fighter- July 17, 2009 at 7:39 am
You sure that's a pitbull? I thought it was Johnny Cash...
CagePotatoMMA