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Pay Attention, Kids: *This* Is How You Finish Your First Pro MMA Fight

(Vid: YouTube/RussBrew)

We gotta admit, we like the way this Russell Brewer kid rolls. Props to our associates at Middle Easy for the find on this vid, which is alleged to show Brewer’s professional MMA debut at an event called “24/7 Entertainment: Professional Cage Fighting” in Midland, Texas recently. As you can see, Brewer lowers the boom on unfortunate opponent Christopher Golden with a Superman punch-knee to the face combo during the first five seconds of the bout. Then Brewer stands over Golden’s stiff, lifeless body for a moment to admire his handiwork, to his credit not landing any unnecessary strikes on the fallen man. Then (if the name of the YouTube channel is any indication) Brewer takes it upon himself to post the video online, possibly creating the channel for this express  purpose, since it’s the only video on there. And that, Potatoans, is your Wednesday morning crash course in how to be a 21st Century digital badass.

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KarmaAteMyCat- April 21, 2011 at 9:47 pm
Damn skippy he did! I wish soccer kicks were aloud.
Diesel67- April 21, 2011 at 7:36 pm
Badass my foot. He just scored a fantastic W; what's wrong with flaunting it? Were soccer kicks allowed? If so, he should have landed one or two on his foe while he was down. The fight's not over until the ref says it is.
Omelette Platter- April 21, 2011 at 6:33 pm
yeah, yeah...karma's got a creepy stalker. we get it. now on to the important shit...

around the 25 second mark, the doc checking on our unlucky victim pulls up the waistband on his pants and checks down on his junk. wtf? is this normal? does this happen every time someone gets ktfo'd and i've just never spotted it?
Morningwood- April 21, 2011 at 3:40 pm
man, I can't imagine weighing 125. I'm hoping to get to 199 in the next month for a tourney. I'm getting tired of grappling super heavy weights.
KarmaAteMyCat- April 21, 2011 at 2:58 pm
Nope, If he is some random guy at our gym then he's a coward and we made tons of jokes about it openly I really am a hard working guy due to contrary belief. I put the time in day in and day out and I think it's about to pick up a bit. I plan on trying to drop to 125lbs real soon here.
I like you. I like the way you think. In fact We should be friends.
If you ever wanna meet up and do some work hit me up brotha not sure where your from exactly but I always love mixing up the training partners and gyms.
Morningwood- April 21, 2011 at 11:18 am
@Karmaatemycat, so, did you figure out who the guy was?
DangadaDang- April 21, 2011 at 7:39 am
I officially dub that combo the SHAZAM!
frndlylion- April 21, 2011 at 3:07 am
What would make me smile would be to see KarmaAteMyCat finish his own (hopefully coming soon) pro debut in similar fashion.

That would water down the hateraid a bit.
russbrewmma- April 20, 2011 at 10:54 pm
the punch did connect, but it was just a grazing blow. enough to get him to try and shoot anyways. i dont pretend to think that this fight makes me a great fighter or that it will happen again next fight. there are two other vids of me on youtube, see for yourself. but i train at a great gym ( and have a desire to get better. thanks for all the encouragement.
jyveturkey- April 20, 2011 at 8:27 pm
Karmachameleon trash talk = Ken Shamcock trash talk. Super needs some work.
KarmaAteMyCat- April 20, 2011 at 8:25 pm
Sorry if I came off that way bro. I am more amused then I am offended. We talked about it openly today in class which is entertaining so if he is from my gym it's even more amusing. I apologize if I come off annoying! Grats again RUSSBREW awesome win!
Dagnut- April 20, 2011 at 6:06 pm
@ Russbrew...fair play I wasn't trying to denigrate your achievement..just calling how I seen it..all be it from a crappy angle on a youtube clip!!
Can you confirm if the punch landed?
Anyway good luck man, I'll be keeping an eye out for you
Nut Puncher 9000- April 20, 2011 at 5:03 pm
Holy Shit...50+ comments and most of them are about a baby battle of words between a man that takes to a comment section to man up (even though he claims to train) and another that feels the need to defend himself here to a man too much of a pussy to say who he is...

I say that in this particular war of words you both are failing at life.
RwilsonR- April 20, 2011 at 3:01 pm
That must be a rough 15 minute workout every weeknight, karmasucks.
El Guapo- April 20, 2011 at 2:12 pm
His Highness throws up my name and e-mail when I crack jokes about Him looking like Mauro Ranallo yet He stays mum when shit really goes down... Oh, Canada.
KarmaAteMyCat- April 20, 2011 at 1:51 pm
I would bet Google isn't helping him out much.
Viva Hate- April 20, 2011 at 1:36 pm
Ahhh the CP soap opera is getting interesting. Come on karmasucks, reveal coaches names, it will not give away your identity but it could back some of the shit you have been talking.
KarmaAteMyCat- April 20, 2011 at 1:22 pm
You haven't answered my question! Who are the coachs at the gym?
LOKI- April 20, 2011 at 12:35 pm
Wait...what just happened? I thought we moved on to talking about Belcher and his Ladyboy friend.
Tai-Pan- April 20, 2011 at 12:25 pm
@Fried Taco
Like you have ever met a bunny that wasn't a meat gazer.
Fried Taco- April 20, 2011 at 12:23 pm
@Karmasucks and your grammar is much gooder!
Karmasucks- April 20, 2011 at 12:19 pm
I spell a ton better the Sudos KFC. It should be obvious I made it past 5th grade unlike that tool.
Karmasucks- April 20, 2011 at 12:18 pm
all I'll say is I'm there most every weeknight at 6:30-6:45. sometimes I'm in before 5 for submission grappling. You don't need to know who I am, you need to take the advice of what a douche you are and to be more humble.
Mofo- April 20, 2011 at 12:16 pm
@russbrewmma - Dude great job! Homerun out da gate, pays off to aim high.

@rwilson - I was about to say the exact same thing! Seems pretty likely it's SudosKFC.

Of course, I couldn't give two shits who it is or about any of this childish bullshit. I'm hear for the MMA and the swearing! Fuck yeah! Superman punch to the niz-ee!
Fried Taco- April 20, 2011 at 12:12 pm
@Tai-Pan Yeah, but that bunny isn't checking out everyone's junk. Or is he?