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Pele is a Badass!

(You are looking at a crazy man.)

What the hell is going on over at Revolution Fight Team? Kultar “Black Mamba” Gill – who is fighting Tatsuya Kawajiri in the first round of Dream 1′s lightweight grand prix in Japan on Saturday – recently spoke to Sherdog about his injury he suffered in the first round of the K-1 Hero’s middleweight tourney against Hideo Tokoro. A blown disc in his neck sapped the strength from his left arm and bone-fusion surgery had to be done to install a plate in his neck in order for him to continue fighting. Think that’s tough? Consider fellow Revolution fighter, Jose “Pele” Landi-Jons.

Pele fought at TKO 32 – Ultimatum a couple of weeks ago and lost when he sustained a Joe Theisman-style leg injury. The break came on a low kick by Pele causing both his tibia and fibula to poke through the skin. He’s out for months, right?

“Pele is nuts, man!” Gill said with an incredulous laugh. “He broke his leg on Thursday, had surgery, came back in the gym on Monday and he was walking no crutches or nothing. So four days later he was running around, talking Brazilian and yelling at everybody — he’s crazy man.”

A metal rod was placed in Pele’s leg, so now the low kicks will be like taking a crow bar to the shin. If you relish the grotesque, check out Pele’s flopping leg at the :20 second mark. I think I’ll skip lunch and dinner today.

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XENOPHON- November 25, 2011 at 6:22 pm
clean this shit back out, and re-post my comment
darciesdaddy- July 26, 2010 at 10:44 am
Wow. He was speaking Brazilian and everything? Don't try that at home with a broken leg, folks.
Steffmeister- March 23, 2010 at 4:29 pm
That French speaking dude makes MMA sound artsy... :-)
Old, Bald and Irish- March 11, 2008 at 3:43 pm

...I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.....

This confirms why I did NOT pursue a career as a doctor....
Aryan- March 11, 2008 at 5:22 am
damn! thats fuckin crazy
perkedel- March 11, 2008 at 12:50 am
rheindog- March 10, 2008 at 9:31 pm
pele is a badass though, thats nothing new... but that is sooo painful to watch. Makes my balls shrivel.