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Phil Baroni: “Go F**k Yourselves”

“Interview of the Day” honors go to Ariel Helwani at MMARated for drawing out the personality of notoriously introverted wallflower Phil Baroni. Some highlights from their chat:

Ariel Helwani: How did it feel to get back in the ring after a long layoff?
Phil Baroni: I felt like shit after about four minutes. I was out of shape (and) I didn’t train for seven months. (It’s) nobody’s fault but my own. Oh well, I made a mistake. Fuck it, I’ll take it out on Ninja. Poor Ninja.

Were you happy with your performance against Hose?
What the fuck do you think? Was I happy with my performance against Hose? What are you retarded?

Who would you like to fight after the Rua fight?
Man, I already told you, I’ll fight anybody. Anderson Silva because he is considered the man and that’s what I want to be.

Any interest in fighting Shamrock again?
Fuck yeah man. That fight is my dream rematch. That’s the fight I want to get back more than any.

You’ve trained with Kimbo Slice before, what are your thoughts on him?
He is a big, black, tough motherfucker. Could it be anymore obvious?

Any final words?
Go fuck yourselves. No I’m just kidding. I just want to thank everyone for their support. I’ve grown a lot over the years as a fighter and a person (and) my best years are yet to come. I’m still in this to be a world champion. I have a lot of fight left in me. Check me out on CBS May 31st when I will eat Ninja sushi for dinner.

Check out the rest of the article for more gems from the New York Bad Ass about his upcoming fight with Murilo Rua at CBS’s Saturday Night Fights show, steroids, injuries, and Frank Shamrock. To summarize, Baroni thinks Rua is a much tougher opponent than Hose, but it’s cool because conditioning makes champions. And clearly Baroni is going to be a cardio machine ten weeks after gassing in the first round against Hose. I mean, he’s going to make Lance Armstrong look like an overweight one-lunged asthmatic on a chain-smoking jag in Denver…

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Anonymous- February 16, 2009 at 2:57 pm
phil baroni is the biggest douchebag in the world. its obvious he has a very tiny penis. he seems like the kind of guy that suffers from roid rage and beats women. fkn douche.
john2025- October 22, 2008 at 11:17 am
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Sissy McPuss- June 5, 2008 at 8:53 am
Phil Baroni loves the C@CK! That pvssy couldnt fight his way out of a wet paper bag. He is so gay, he makes Liberace look butch. Ill fight him right now and kick his ass worse than Woogie did.
Logan- April 25, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Man, I love his interviews, hilarious!
Phil Magroin- April 11, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Did you see his pic, how can someone be cut like that and gas so quick....hmmmm......he must use the Jack Lalane juicer
TrouserSnout- April 11, 2008 at 12:34 pm
With a name like "BARONI" he should be used to getting his ass kicked...
Baroni SUX- April 10, 2008 at 6:54 pm
If watching him get his ass kicked is "Wanting to see him fight" then yes...I want to see him fight so he gets his ass kicked. He should spend as much time training and trying to win fights as he does plucking his eyebrows and trash talking.
eatmyanus- April 10, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Yea, he maybe a doosh, but you know you want to see him fight, so its mission accomplished on his end. <-----ANyone who knows anything about MMA would never want to suffer through another boring ass fight with Phil Baroni....i mean its not even fun anymore to watch him get his ass kicked around in the ring. No sir, he sucks and no one wants to see him fight.
Barry McKockenner- April 10, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Yea, he maybe a doosh, but you know you want to see him fight, so its mission accomplished on his end.

"peace out and word to your mutha"
Your Dad- April 10, 2008 at 5:53 pm
For such a shitty fighter he has such a high opinion of himself...what a douche bag!
Baroni's Tramp Stamp- April 10, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Anyone see the article where Baroni comes out of the closet? It's in the Dec. 07 issue of the Advocate, pg. 69, that when he admitted to being in love with Lance Bass. Lance is the pitcher, Baroni claims.
Douchebaggery- April 10, 2008 at 4:53 pm
my wife loves to watch Baroni get his ass kicked
eatmyanus- April 10, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Phi Baroni is such a douche bag. Yah yah ill fight Anderson silva. Good for you fag...youll get smashed. THis guy is such a joke and ninja rua will kick the crap out of baroni. Phil is nothing more than a body builder who should be working at a male strip joint gettin all gay with the other faggots that work there. Fuck Phil Baroni, he is a poser bitch cock sucker
Douchebaggery- April 10, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Baroni is pure class
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