

Vampires: Old and Busted.
Werewolves: New Hotness?
According to ScreenJunkies, music video director Sxv’leithan Essex [sic] is teaming up with the producer of Rise of the Silver Surfer to bring us Growl, a story about an underground MMA fight club hunted by a family of werewolves. It’s like Fighting meets The Lost Boys meets My God This Movie Is Going to Be Terrible. Here’s the synopsis, via ShockTillYouDrop:
Well sure, Mr. Lost Boy himself being a part of the production is cool and all, but does anyone else notice that the shadowy figure in the poster image on the right bears a striking resemblance to the New York Badass? We’ll let you know if Baroni can take a break from training for Amir Sadollah and beating up nerds long enough to confirm our suspicions.


I’m guessing Phil checked out his Wikipedia page, because the comment about being cast as a Wereguido is gone.
And WuTangClan, I didn’t think that the Chef could outdo Only Built 4 Cuban Linx, but goddamn, the new album is fuckin’ hot.