(Still the best eva. Props: Genghis Con)
From a recent NerdSociety.com interview with the New York Bad Ass:
NS: If you could fight any celebrity, past or present, who would it be and why?
PB: I don’t fucking know, I don’t give a shit.
PB: I don’t fucking know, I don’t give a shit.
NS: Besides pork fried rice, what else do you like to eat?
PB: Pussy.
PB: Pussy.
NS: Are you still training with Hammer House? If so, are you going to corner Mark Coleman again in UFC 100?
PB: If he asks me to corner him, I will. He always corners me when I ask him to. We never train together, none of us Hammer House guys. The Hammer House is Coleman’s porch. It has a punching bag on it. I’ve never been to Coleman’s house. I think Randleman stole his punching bag by the way. So there isn’t much of a reason for me to go.
PB: If he asks me to corner him, I will. He always corners me when I ask him to. We never train together, none of us Hammer House guys. The Hammer House is Coleman’s porch. It has a punching bag on it. I’ve never been to Coleman’s house. I think Randleman stole his punching bag by the way. So there isn’t much of a reason for me to go.
NS: Are you a nerd at heart, like play video games or read comics?
PB: Fuck no. I hate that shit with a passion. I think it’s gay as fuck and a waste of time.
PB: Fuck no. I hate that shit with a passion. I think it’s gay as fuck and a waste of time.
NS: Do you have any advice for the nerds on how to get girls?
PB: Do steroids, lift heavy weights, get contacts, go tanning. And stop playing all those gay fucking video games. You can’t get pussy in front of a TV playing games with your geeky friends. Go out to night clubs and bars, hit the beach. If you got money, floss. Whatever you do, don’t be yourself.
PB: Do steroids, lift heavy weights, get contacts, go tanning. And stop playing all those gay fucking video games. You can’t get pussy in front of a TV playing games with your geeky friends. Go out to night clubs and bars, hit the beach. If you got money, floss. Whatever you do, don’t be yourself.
Hear that, nerds? Be more like this guy. You can read the rest of this illuminating interview here. Baroni takes on Joe Riggs at Strikeforce: Lawler vs. Shields on June 6th.
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Head To Other Men!
Maybe Baroni is just trying to help save the American public from becoming the most lazy, obese, country in the world. All I know is this. If your a gamer and offended by his comments... you truly are a homo! Get off the couch and live a little you lazy bastards!
I'm hoping Diesel chokes the shit outta him!
At least Baroni's unlikely to try to take it to the ground, he'd loose badly if he did and he'll go after Anderson on the feet, gas quickly and then maybe Silva will actually make an effort like he used to. Cause if he doesn't finish Baroni, he can just fuck right off.
Knee deep in pussy and still running his mouth!
May the 'Diesel' RIP after Baroni retires his ass!
BEST EVER!!!
It's all about looks, and if you're good looking enough a girl won't care if you play magic the gathering and guitar hero. I will say that if I wasn't 6'4'', had blue eyes, and thinned out considerably since highschool, I'd never get any pussy either.
Good to see SOMEONE around here is paying attention....
and phil is the best evah!!!!!
I'll have you know sir, that I put dental hygiene near the top of my list of personal responsiblities whether I have adequate financial resources or not.
Cut from the interview was another tip Philip takes to heart "If you're a fighter that has any kind of skill, and people take you at all seriously, don't act like a meathead douchebag."
makes me wonder if Baroni secretly wishes he were a figure skater, wearing pretty sequined unitards and flamboyantly skating around. he seems to have some repressed emotions with all his hate of reading and video games.
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