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Phil Baroni = The Truth

(Still the best eva. Props: Genghis Con)

From a recent interview with the New York Bad Ass:

NS: If you could fight any celebrity, past or present, who would it be and why?
PB: I don’t fucking know, I don’t give a shit.
NS: Besides pork fried rice, what else do you like to eat?
PB: Pussy.
NS: Are you still training with Hammer House? If so, are you going to corner Mark Coleman again in UFC 100?
PB: If he asks me to corner him, I will. He always corners me when I ask him to. We never train together, none of us Hammer House guys. The Hammer House is Coleman’s porch. It has a punching bag on it. I’ve never been to Coleman’s house. I think Randleman stole his punching bag by the way. So there isn’t much of a reason for me to go.
NS: Are you a nerd at heart, like play video games or read comics?
PB: Fuck no. I hate that shit with a passion. I think it’s gay as fuck and a waste of time.
NS: Do you have any advice for the nerds on how to get girls?
PB: Do steroids, lift heavy weights, get contacts, go tanning. And stop playing all those gay fucking video games. You can’t get pussy in front of a TV playing games with your geeky friends. Go out to night clubs and bars, hit the beach. If you got money, floss. Whatever you do, don’t be yourself.

Hear that, nerds? Be more like this guy. You can read the rest of this illuminating interview here. Baroni takes on Joe Riggs at Strikeforce: Lawler vs. Shields on June 6th.

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kieran- April 24, 2009 at 7:12 am
Possibly the best interview in the history of words.
pdx_boxer- April 23, 2009 at 11:46 am
this guy is a fucking idiot what a goober fuck eatin pussy that aint where its at
Payday- April 23, 2009 at 6:06 am
Looks like CP fucked the title of the article up. It should read "Phil Baroni = The Tool"
Tiz- April 23, 2009 at 5:21 am
Are they going to put warning signs on video game consoles now?

WARNING: Playing Video Games On This Console Can Result In Giving
Head To Other Men!

Maybe Baroni is just trying to help save the American public from becoming the most lazy, obese, country in the world. All I know is this. If your a gamer and offended by his comments... you truly are a homo! Get off the couch and live a little you lazy bastards!
Frank Mur- April 23, 2009 at 4:18 am
Phil needs a ride to the event, Hey Sammich can you get that, I'll be playing Gears of War. Besides I'd REALLY feel gay with that Douchbag in my car!
I'm hoping Diesel chokes the shit outta him!
Anonymous- April 22, 2009 at 9:24 pm in wearing nice clothes....designer like.
BM2- April 22, 2009 at 8:39 pm
...did Baroni just tell me to go do roids?
Clyde- April 22, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Anybody in the world? You hear that Dana? Get Anderson booked in for UFC 98 on the undercard and see if he can turly be called the best pound for pound evah.

At least Baroni's unlikely to try to take it to the ground, he'd loose badly if he did and he'll go after Anderson on the feet, gas quickly and then maybe Silva will actually make an effort like he used to. Cause if he doesn't finish Baroni, he can just fuck right off.
Sammich- April 22, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Once again phil baroni is going for the biggest douchebag in the world crown this year... someone should really tell him he has it wrapped up for life.
DeuceOnYoFoHead- April 22, 2009 at 1:16 pm
hahahaha phil baroni and his hurting ass buick. Wow that thing is a peice of shit. Keep repping those sterioids and tanning phil. Lets just hope your car doesnt break down.
Tiz- April 22, 2009 at 11:59 am
Phil Baroni is my Hero~!
Knee deep in pussy and still running his mouth!
May the 'Diesel' RIP after Baroni retires his ass!
mike`- April 22, 2009 at 11:57 am
haha Old Bald and Irish, i look retarded there.
fedor a million ankles- April 22, 2009 at 11:22 am
Baroni is 99% about right about getting girls, and I'm the other 1%.

It's all about looks, and if you're good looking enough a girl won't care if you play magic the gathering and guitar hero. I will say that if I wasn't 6'4'', had blue eyes, and thinned out considerably since highschool, I'd never get any pussy either.
Anonymous- April 22, 2009 at 11:17 am
lol, retire already.
Old, Bald and Irish- April 22, 2009 at 11:12 am
Well spelled, Mike.

Good to see SOMEONE around here is paying attention....
mike`- April 22, 2009 at 11:10 am
he means floss as in the show-offy kinda way, not the dental flass way you retards.

and phil is the best evah!!!!!
Anonymous- April 22, 2009 at 10:29 am
Baroni might be the biggest douche bag on the face of the planet. Keep doing steroids and being bad Baroni, its what you are good at.
bold- April 22, 2009 at 9:54 am
the only pussy phil baroni got is when pussy had him
Blackleg- April 22, 2009 at 9:19 am
Well... if anyone knows gay, it's Phil Baroni. Shine on you crazy diamond. BRB, Gonna go load up Gears of War 2 and practice gnawing on my own hog.
Anonymous- April 22, 2009 at 9:15 am
"If you got money, floss"
I'll have you know sir, that I put dental hygiene near the top of my list of personal responsiblities whether I have adequate financial resources or not.
Cut from the interview was another tip Philip takes to heart "If you're a fighter that has any kind of skill, and people take you at all seriously, don't act like a meathead douchebag."
Anonymous- April 22, 2009 at 9:15 am
The reason he is all butt hurt about video games is because he found out that one of the cheerleaders that comes out on Madden 09 that he always jacks off too is really a fake computer animation... therefore, he hates video games because of the illusions they creat which he finds difficult to distinguish... este vato
Anonymous- April 22, 2009 at 9:04 am
Anonymous- April 22, 2009 at 8:59 am
Okay, kinda douche-y, but still extremely funny. I like video games and I still laughed my ass off. I also like it when interviewees tell the interviewer that their question is pretty much retarded.
Dojima- April 22, 2009 at 8:54 am
words of wisdom: "Dont be yourself"

makes me wonder if Baroni secretly wishes he were a figure skater, wearing pretty sequined unitards and flamboyantly skating around. he seems to have some repressed emotions with all his hate of reading and video games.
Anonymous- April 22, 2009 at 8:51 am
Riggs vs. Baroni - an epic battle of choke artists