…then the mocking would be warrented. And I’d want pictures for proof.

Really I agree with you though. Phil’s mom is probably a nice lady and I don’t see how working at Starbucks warrants mocking her. I think you should have to earn your mocking. Now if Phil should ever drunkenly admit that his mom has a giant sword/cock tattooed on her chest…

@LargeMidget – I didn’t actually notice the pun when I wrote that, I’m just a redneck and that’s how I talk. But thanks for being taller than me, now I’ll prob get laid off at the circus as the worlds largest midget. Unless I can be a draw as the amazing bearded man…

10th planet is great system for no gi its all about your own style and preference

@ robthom
funniest shit I’ve read in a while bro

I love you Mamma, but I must set out into the world to become a man.

I’m moving into the basement to lift weights and be a cage fighter.

Arrivederci, till we meet again.

Oh yeah one more thing before I leave, when’s dinner gonna be ready?

You know, after initially thinking he was nothing but a buffoon filled with steroids and jackassery, I’ve come to really like Phil Baroni.

Midgets are heavy, man. I had to lift Kenny Baker by his elbows once and nearly shit myself.

6’4″…that certainly qualifies as a LargeMidget…hell, that’s two midgets stacked on top of each other. Maybe you should be SmallGiant…just sayin…

And then suddenly ….. BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

Eddie Bravo = stoned.

^ I get it.

But in real life, I’m 6’4”.

Hey LargeMidget mighty tall of ya to stick up for Phil’s mom there. Mighty tall indeed.

Phils right guys, Serra deserves another shot.

Large Midget: Phil but together coherent sentences, was pleasant, and entertaining.

Say what now? you sound like chuck on a bender.

The Bens should lay off Baroni. It’s no secret that MMA fighters don’t make a whole shitload of money, especially those with a career like Phil’s. My mother doesn’t make much more than a barista at her job, though she’s very good at what she does and she gets health benefits and tuition discounts for our whole family. I bet Mrs. Baroni is a very nice lady and there’s absolutely no shame in her working at Starbucks, likewise there is no shame for Phil Baroni to have a mother that works at Starbucks, or to be drunk at an MMA event. Phil but together coherent sentences, was pleasant, and entertaining. Most of the people reading this couldn’t do that when they’re that drunk.

That video was funny but don’t see it as a reason to pick on Baroni. As of this moment I’m more drunk than he was when he had that interview and let me tell you; if it weren’t for the backspace key you wouldn’t be able to understand anything I’m saying.

Good to see the NYBA on camera.

If you’re one of Joe Rogan’s best friends, you kick ass.

Just read Baroni’s tweets. Every 8 out of 10 is about being drunk in the desert, naked, lost, confused and loathing in hopelessness.

Nice! Bravo got in the “First!” before anyone else on this comment thread

“That’s a great question Bas, and all I want to say is that my name is Bill Pharoni, and I trained with Trank Figg, but Satt Merra gave my mama good tips so, I don’t know who won the fight……..”

Santa Ana, maybe???

My guess is that the nY badass stays at least that inebriated for the next week while galavanting around town with Serra eating pasta and hitting on old broads at starbucks with the situation.

Seriously bravo? I have been wondering why people train with a gi since I was like 12 as well. I’m pretty sure about a million people have questioned the practicality of learning techniques that are dependent on a gi. Who knows, maybe Bravo was the first to really break away from it, but I doubt it.

…and what Eddie forgets to mention is that the best no-gi grapplers aren’t from 10th planet.

“it’s difficult to tell whether Phil Baroni is drunk”

No, it wasn’t lol

Eddie is the man. He probably makes more from his 10th Planet JJ gyms than Rogan’s hog. Or his books.

For wedding crashers to know there is one more sure thing there when they see that tramp stamp.

I think the real question is: Why was Frank Trigg at Phil Baroni’s wedding in the first place?

“… a real bad part of Orange County… ”

BWAAAHAHAHAHAA!

Phil Baroni is the best eva! But I’m not so sure about his ranking system.

Luckily for Eddie Bravo he will never need a regular 9-5 as long as he can keep his current full time job as Joe Rogan’s back pack, and official hog gazer.

say what you will, Eddie Bravo kicks ass

puffy