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Photo: Chael Sonnen Believes in Therapy Through Laughter

Urijah Faber may have come up short in every sense of the word against Renan Barao last weekend, but fortunately for him, he received some sound advice from undisputed middleweight champion Chael Sonnen in the aftermath of his loss that will undoubtedly alter the course of his career from this day forward. As you recall, Sonnen became the first man in MMA History to defeat Anderson Silva twice at UFC 148, when he straight-up embarrassed the now-retired “pound-for-pound great” by KO’ing him with a second round spinning backfist so spectacular that the WWE had to steal it to make one of their fights more entertaining and less gay and stuff.

With an unblemished record of 32-0, the closest Sonnen has ever been to tasting defeat was the time he was served a severely undercooked steak by “The Spider’s” wife after he defeated Silva the first time (by fifth round powerbomb at UFC 117). We know some of you cynics would like to chime in about how Faber is now 0-5 in his last 5 title fights, and that Sonnen’s advice is probably falling on deaf ears, but we beg to differ. Because Chael Sonnen does not speak to losers. He molds winners out of them, or creates them when they get in his way.

-J. Jones

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mookiestick- July 25, 2012 at 8:32 pm
I'm no Shakespeare but it seems like the writing
on CP has gone to shit. It doesn't make any sense. It start out with on point of view and ends in another. Is there a name for that writing style?

The points of view are as pretentious and have an air of smugness, veiled in a lacy veil of humility. "read terrorist rehabilitation through MMA". Is the real Jon Jones behind this pile of this shit? Teach murderers how to murder. Great...
Enricho Palazzo- July 25, 2012 at 6:22 am
@beef_curtains: Head on over to MiddleEasy for a more understandable explanation.
Clyde- July 25, 2012 at 5:13 am
Just so you know, "sorry you lost" and "I have no idea what it's like" does not constitute advice.
Desmo- July 24, 2012 at 9:17 pm
Just when I want to hate Chael for not winning, it's good to see he still has his head up. Now drop to 170 and kick Condit and GSP's asses!
Pen Fifteen- July 24, 2012 at 8:58 pm
I like how chael signs his text messages. Just in case you like deleted his number for sending you douchey text messages.
Austin3210- July 24, 2012 at 8:54 pm
ArmFarmer- July 24, 2012 at 6:59 pm
I thought it was funny.
beef_kurtains- July 24, 2012 at 6:55 pm
I have no idea what this article is about, but for the umpteenth time, it's clear your chin is the perfect resting place for Silva's nuts.

Seriously. What the fuck is this article about?