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As much as he likes to portray himself as an ordinary, boring family man outside of his job knocking people’s heads off their shoulders, it seems like whenever we get a glimpse of Fedor Emelianenko‘s private life he is always doing something awesome.  When he’s not beating up six Koreans at once, hanging out with Vladimir Putin and Silvio Berlusconi at lavish dinner parties catered by miserable teenagers, or wearing a series of unbelievable sweaters, he’s playing ping-pong in the world’s sweetest rec room in Kiev, Ukraine

It’s not even fair that one man should have this great of a life, while the rest of us have to settle for wearing normal sweaters and playing ping-pong in rooms totally bereft of bizarrely ornate furnishings.  We may not be the greatest heavyweight in the world, but does that mean we don’t deserve to hang out in the kind of place that has both a ping-pong table and a gold sectional sofa?  Maybe it does.  Maybe that’s just how life is.  Even if you can kick a little ass, or perhaps most of the ass, the world will not share such lavish bounties with you unless you can kick all asses.  Just ask poor Anthony Johnson



(Photo courtesy of this after-party gallery.) 

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Da Spied Her- February 10, 2010 at 3:20 pm
I still say I can take him in air hockey.
Steffmeister- February 10, 2010 at 8:18 am
Fedor gettin' ready for a run at coaching a bunch of morons on TUF 12 ???
Horror Fighter- February 10, 2010 at 7:37 am
Anthony Johnson is filming a comeback video with Kenny Powers.
Viva Hate- February 10, 2010 at 5:47 am
Never has a man with a tucked in sweater playing ping pong looked so deadly.
Goat- February 10, 2010 at 12:11 am
OK CP, this is getting ridiculous. You're practically quoting my comments from past new stories, yet not giving me any damn prizes for it. I swear to Helio, if this crap doesn't stop, I'm going to keep bringing it up like a bitch until it does.
mmaniac22- February 9, 2010 at 11:47 pm
Lol look at fedor's face is like a child free of any problems or obligations. I saw he also has a ping pong table on his camp... Sure ping pong is good for quick reflexes and footwork...
Clue-by-Four- February 9, 2010 at 10:44 pm
Yo playa', it's all about the Washingtons.
dogpt3- February 9, 2010 at 9:19 pm
Chuck Norris doesnt play ping pong, he has Fedor play it for him
jimbonics- February 9, 2010 at 9:14 pm
Scissor me Xerxes!!
DangadaDang- February 9, 2010 at 6:57 pm
That place used to be a lesbian bar until the Persians took it over, hence the blue carpet and gold furnishings
Professor Choas- February 9, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Anthony dont need no money...he dont pay for strange
parchy mcthirst- February 9, 2010 at 6:25 pm
I have heard of sex trafficking, but never have I heard of or seen of waiter trafficking. (in reference to the putin/berlusconi link)
Koeikan- February 9, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Thanks for the fluff...
mybongsnameisgreenmeenie- February 9, 2010 at 5:26 pm
fedor gump goddamnit!
robthom- February 9, 2010 at 5:22 pm
Making it gloop on sluts is favorite weather condition.
Viva Hate- February 9, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Anthony Johnson may be too poor to make it rain but everyone can make it hail, thats when you throw change at sluts. Always fun.
robthom- February 9, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Maybe when Fed see's Zuffas new Sheik Tahnoon Bin Zayed Al Nahyan approved ping pong palace he may be inspired to reconsider.
Smitty- February 9, 2010 at 4:56 pm
AJ needs to take those few dollars to Walgreens and invest in some Jergens EXTRA strength for those ashy knuckles.
rlh61- February 9, 2010 at 4:55 pm
@hotsaucemonster

"ping pongs you"...funny shit!
Grounds- February 9, 2010 at 4:49 pm
Dolla dolla billz ya'll
PurplePickle- February 9, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Five guesses about who Fedor is playing ping pong with:

King Arthur

The Archangel Michael

Jerry Millen

Elvis (really old, faked his death, rich as shit Elvis)

Anthony J Giola (president of Baskin-Robbins inc)
AkilleeZ- February 9, 2010 at 4:32 pm
You should watch him play darts.
hotsaucemonster- February 9, 2010 at 4:20 pm
srry somone was going to say i just had to get it out of the way
hotsaucemonster- February 9, 2010 at 4:19 pm
in russia ping pongs you
hotsaucemonster- February 9, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Super LOLZORZ at PauloThiagoSilva
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