(Props: TSGIGOR via the UG)
As much as he likes to portray himself as an ordinary, boring family man outside of his job knocking people’s heads off their shoulders, it seems like whenever we get a glimpse of Fedor Emelianenko‘s private life he is always doing something awesome. When he’s not beating up six Koreans at once, hanging out with Vladimir Putin and Silvio Berlusconi at lavish dinner parties catered by miserable teenagers, or wearing a series of unbelievable sweaters, he’s playing ping-pong in the world’s sweetest rec room in Kiev, Ukraine.
It’s not even fair that one man should have this great of a life, while the rest of us have to settle for wearing normal sweaters and playing ping-pong in rooms totally bereft of bizarrely ornate furnishings. We may not be the greatest heavyweight in the world, but does that mean we don’t deserve to hang out in the kind of place that has both a ping-pong table and a gold sectional sofa? Maybe it does. Maybe that’s just how life is. Even if you can kick a little ass, or perhaps most of the ass, the world will not share such lavish bounties with you unless you can kick all asses. Just ask poor Anthony Johnson…
(Photo courtesy of this after-party gallery.)
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Comments
Tue, 02/09/10 - 03:54
Aww yeah playa, make it drizzle.
Tue, 02/09/10 - 03:55
Anthony Johnson shows off one Dana's infamous "locker room bonuses."
Tue, 02/09/10 - 03:56
and the ping pong table is crafted out of the scraps of his foes.
Tue, 02/09/10 - 03:58
Fedor wins at everything!
Tue, 02/09/10 - 04:02
If by locker room bonus you mean, shit on his chest and threw money at him to pay the cleaning lady...
Tue, 02/09/10 - 04:11
Is it that Fedor is always doing something awesome, or is it just that everything seems awesome when Fedor does it?
Tue, 02/09/10 - 04:18
Super LOLZORZ at PauloThiagoSilva
Tue, 02/09/10 - 04:19
in russia ping pongs you
Tue, 02/09/10 - 04:20
srry somone was going to say i just had to get it out of the way
Tue, 02/09/10 - 04:32
You should watch him play darts.
Tue, 02/09/10 - 04:34
Five guesses about who Fedor is playing ping pong with: King Arthur The Archangel Michael Jerry Millen Elvis (really old, faked his death, rich as shit Elvis) Anthony J Giola (president of Baskin-Robbins inc)
Tue, 02/09/10 - 04:49
Dolla dolla billz ya'll
Tue, 02/09/10 - 04:55
@hotsaucemonster "ping pongs you"...funny shit!
Tue, 02/09/10 - 04:56
AJ needs to take those few dollars to Walgreens and invest in some Jergens EXTRA strength for those ashy knuckles.
Tue, 02/09/10 - 04:57
Maybe when Fed see's Zuffas new Sheik Tahnoon Bin Zayed Al Nahyan approved ping pong palace he may be inspired to reconsider.
Tue, 02/09/10 - 05:13
Anthony Johnson may be too poor to make it rain but everyone can make it hail, thats when you throw change at sluts. Always fun.
Tue, 02/09/10 - 05:22
Making it gloop on sluts is favorite weather condition.
Tue, 02/09/10 - 05:26
fedor gump goddamnit!
Tue, 02/09/10 - 05:30
Thanks for the fluff...
Tue, 02/09/10 - 06:25
I have heard of sex trafficking, but never have I heard of or seen of waiter trafficking. (in reference to the putin/berlusconi link)
Tue, 02/09/10 - 06:50
Anthony dont need no money...he dont pay for strange
Tue, 02/09/10 - 06:57
That place used to be a lesbian bar until the Persians took it over, hence the blue carpet and gold furnishings
Tue, 02/09/10 - 09:14
Scissor me Xerxes!!
Tue, 02/09/10 - 09:19
Chuck Norris doesnt play ping pong, he has Fedor play it for him
Tue, 02/09/10 - 10:44
Yo playa', it's all about the Washingtons.
Tue, 02/09/10 - 11:47
Lol look at fedor's face is like a child free of any problems or obligations. I saw he also has a ping pong table on his camp... Sure ping pong is good for quick reflexes and footwork...
Wed, 02/10/10 - 12:11
OK CP, this is getting ridiculous. You're practically quoting my comments from past new stories, yet not giving me any damn prizes for it. I swear to Helio, if this crap doesn't stop, I'm going to keep bringing it up like a bitch until it does.
Wed, 02/10/10 - 05:47
Never has a man with a tucked in sweater playing ping pong looked so deadly.
Wed, 02/10/10 - 07:37
Anthony Johnson is filming a comeback video with Kenny Powers.
Wed, 02/10/10 - 08:18
Fedor gettin' ready for a run at coaching a bunch of morons on TUF 12 ???
Wed, 02/10/10 - 03:20
I still say I can take him in air hockey.
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