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Photo of the Day: Anderson Silva Poses Nude, Provides Chael Sonnen With Unlimited Ammo in Brazilian Interview

Izabel Goulart posa com Anderson Silva para revista - NÃO REUTILIZAR (Foto: Bob Wolfenson / Divulgação / Revista ISTOÉ)
(Excellent use of Le Tigre, Mr. Silva.) 

Whether you’re referring to his antics in or out of the cage, to describe UFC middleweight champion Anderson Silva as anything less than an enigma would be a massive understatement. Aside from his appearances in some of the most bizarrely entertaining commercials this side of Japan, “The Spider” has willingly spent time around Sensei Seagal, a man so off-the-wall insane that he will literally threaten you with a lawsuit if you attempt to poke fun at his massive ego. 

*looks over shoulder*

Apparently not satisfied with the amount of verbal attacks being lobbed at him by Chael Sonnen recently, Silva sat down with Brazilian news outlet Globo magazine, who referred to an interview the champ did with Istoe Gente in which he described himself as both a metrosexual and a user of Victoria’s secret products. Thank Christ, it wasn’t the lingerie.

Here’s the Google translation from the interview:

The magazine ”People Istoé” this week joined the top model Izabel Goulart and fighter Anderson Silva. But much more than perfect bodies, the publication found that the two have more in common.

“I like to look after myself. I’m kinda metrosexual. I like the cream of Victoria’s Secret. So I do the eyebrows from time to time. And also do waxing. It has nothing to do with the fight. Do not think it’s cool,” said the fighter for the magazine.

Elizabeth, one of the Angels brand of creams Anderson uses, also chimes when it comes to body care.

“I was super consumerist creams. He had several, but died of laziness to pass. I got this obsession in French pharmacies. I only started buying so much and did not. My toilet bag was monstrous, but had noresult. Then I stopped and saw that it was wrong. I decided to go to the dermatologist. It was the best thing I did,” he says.

Well, there you have it; the baddest man on the planet is also a long lost member of the Zoolander crew. Hell, he’s already managed to break out “Magnum,” despite only being in the modeling game a few short years.

Izabel Goulart posa com Anderson Silva para revista - NÃO REUTILIZAR (Foto: Bob Wolfenson / Divulgação / Revista ISTOÉ)

Word has it that a certain gangster from Oregon shit a brick just thinking of how to respond to this on Twitter.

-J. Jones

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linzhanbj- April 22, 2012 at 7:27 am
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IronClad- April 20, 2012 at 1:57 pm
I honestly couldn't give a shit. Why would anyone care if Anderson Silva admits to being a metrosexual or into skin care? He is still the most feared guy at 185. Like him or hate em, he's rich as fuck and insanely successful. Its actually all the more sad for a macho man like Chael. I mean c'mon....a metrosexual, victoria secrete skin cream wearing faggot whooped your ass? Damn, bro....time to get really insecure!
JoAnna- April 20, 2012 at 12:24 pm
WTF is a Metrosexual? I'm with pogodog7. I think he is going to regret saying that, plus the Victoria's Secret cream!? bwahahahaha.... (I'm ok now) sheesh....
ShelterZ- April 20, 2012 at 1:22 pm
Metrosexual= Men with taste & style who know about fashion, art, and culture have always existed.

And YES, I had to also look it up haha
pogodog7- April 20, 2012 at 12:19 pm
Please don't tell me that Silva said he was Metrosexual? He will NEVER be looked at the same.
jmd343- April 20, 2012 at 11:11 am
She is hot , can hardly see him which is perfect . Go back to fighting , you're much better at it .
Enricho Palazzo- April 20, 2012 at 9:51 am
@Jose: Oh, it's all right. I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mister...Poopy Pants?
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Stak40- April 20, 2012 at 6:55 am
So posing nekked with a Brazilian model is grounds to be criticized and have your sexuality questioned? I've had this shit wrong for years. I don't know who I am anymore.
MyDonkeyPunch- April 20, 2012 at 4:32 am
::Cues ZZ Top music:: He's got legs... I mean... She's got legs...
rickards- April 20, 2012 at 3:04 am
I'm pretty sure that's Ferrari, and not Le Tigre.
Dyph- April 19, 2012 at 8:38 pm
Slow news day? Is there really a legitimate reason to report this besides the irrepressible urge to link garbage to your reader base? Besides not being a story worth really reporting it was either misquoted or misinterpreted. I hate to say it but back to the drawing board J. Jones.
logdog52- April 19, 2012 at 8:33 pm
Fuck off JoseMonkey. This article made me chuckle which was obviously the whole point. I guess people really do take this site to be 100% serious.
The_Dead_Cow- April 19, 2012 at 8:17 pm
OK, whose legs are who?
Trouser Snake- April 19, 2012 at 7:55 pm
Amazing. Really quite hilarious. @Jose. Stupid shit like this is why I come to CP. Quit being a cynical douche you asshat.
JoseMonkey- April 19, 2012 at 7:24 pm
You fucking hack. The Google translation of the interview is barely comprehensible, yet you based your whole "story" on it. You really phoned it in, didn't ya?

Here's the recap of this whole story: "As far as I can tell, Silva said some vaguely faggy-sounding stuff based on this half-assed Google translated interview. LOL."

I want Old Dad back.
jizzninja- April 20, 2012 at 1:14 am
you look like a fucking penis with glasses!
SonOfSerbia- April 19, 2012 at 6:38 pm
Id be using the victoria's secret lotion to jerk off too if I was stuck with Anderson's wife...not hot...im assuming she's a great cook why else would her keep her around, and why else would Chael want to slap her on the ass and get her in the kitchen
Kid Clam Curtains- April 19, 2012 at 6:26 pm
When he say's he likes the "cream of victoria's secret" maybe he meant the cream of victoria's secretion? Maybe Victoria Gotti? Or Victoria Beckham? Victoria Jackson? Hard to say.
The12ozCurls- April 19, 2012 at 6:08 pm
My buddy back in college dated a chick named "Victoria" and guess what? She had a "secret" too . . . . . . . chlamydia. Poor bastard was pissing Napalm for 3 days before he finally hit up the free clinic. No "my buddy" was not me you assholes.
RSparrow- April 19, 2012 at 4:29 pm
This has been a weird fucking week.
The12ozCurls- April 19, 2012 at 3:39 pm
I am fairly certain that he was misquoted.
"I like the cream of Victoria's Secret" -- I think he meant -- "I like TO cream ON Victoria's Secret"
Fried Taco- April 19, 2012 at 4:19 pm
I think he did mean "cream of Victoria's Secret" - he probably eats VS models' "cream" like I eat Cream of Wheat.
The12ozCurls- April 19, 2012 at 5:59 pm
Model cream = unrivalled deliciousness
Cream of Wheat = gross bowl of soggy Leprocy scabs
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