
(We believe the words you’re looking for are Like a Boss. Props to Fightlinker for the gif.)
Aside from bringing Tyron Woodley’s championship aspirations (not to mention his mother’s dramatic retelling of Big Momma’s House 4: The Skriekening) to a crashing halt, it turns out that Nate Marquardt’s brilliant standing elbow also did a fair share of damage to Woodley’s upper lip. To put it simply, the wound most closely resembles what would happen if you were to mix Ambien with PCP and attempt to dry shave in a Southwest airplane bathroom. During takeoff. With a flensing knife. Also, you’re blind. OK, so maybe that wasn’t as simple a description as it could have been, but you get the point.

(Photo props go to MiddleEasy.)
It’s a good thing Woodley is into facial hair, because he is going to have a terrible case of the hair lip from this day forward.








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commentsHow in the blue hell do you expect to institute a standing 10-count (but the way, it's standing 8-count), in a sport that allows strikes on the ground, and jiu-jitsu ... A knockdown just leads to a different aspect of the sport, not a chance to let the fighter recover for 10 seconds. Do you even watch MMA? That might have been the dumbest suggestion ever, and we're all dumber for having read it.
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