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Photo of the Day: Obama Reveals How They Got Bin Laden

(“Obama-Kun is like a son to me.”)

Our friends over at took this exclusive photo during last night’s White House press conference in which President Obama announced that the CIA had located and killed U.S. public enemy number one, Osama bin Laden.

Apparently Master Seagal’s influence is more far-reaching than we thought. And here we thought it was just a PR move.

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Spartacus81- May 3, 2011 at 8:14 am
Uppercut magnet you pathetic ass clown,Does your family live in a hut held together with sticks and animal shit or mud and clay?
jimbonics- May 3, 2011 at 6:49 am
You honor me with your waste.
google- May 3, 2011 at 5:34 am
I don't understand what the problem is here. He has worked with 2 fighters recently, and both have had awesome knock outs. Would you rather he kept to himself and we watched Silva dance around for 5 rounds against Belfort? Or watch Piss drinker play hide and seek?
Clyde- May 3, 2011 at 5:09 am
Steven Segal also invented invention. And just to clarify 2Legit's statement, he taught Chuck Norris everything that Chuck Norris knows, not everything that Steven Segal knows.
2Legit2quit- May 3, 2011 at 4:30 am
Also I don't see why everyone is hating on Seagal. Other than discovering penicillin, creating the tradition muay thia style front kick, finding waldo, saving private Ryan, sleeping with Marylin Monroe, Creating the universe(while only resting one day), teaching Chuck Norris everything he knows, catching Bin Laden/ killing Bin Laden, writing the American National Anthem/ Maggie May, and finally watching 2 girls one cup with out showing any hint of disgust(deep breathe), what has Seagal ever taken credit for?
Me likey- May 3, 2011 at 4:28 am
jamaican drug lords everywhere are trembling in their boots.
2Legit2quit- May 3, 2011 at 4:18 am
Bas's bar fight stories>shitty Seagal movies
proprioception- May 3, 2011 at 2:17 am
Chu.. Ehh.. Steven Seagal was on the show 'Survivor' once. They mode a movie about it. That movie was called 'Predator'
Casa de los pantelones- May 2, 2011 at 11:15 pm
Seagal would fuck bas up big time. Didn't you see what Seagal did to those guys with the pool balls, and that one guy with the pool stick? Then there's the ridge hand, and that thumb thing...
CaptObvious- May 2, 2011 at 10:56 pm
I would pay so much money to see Bass Ruten fuck Seagal up
b-ill- May 2, 2011 at 10:29 pm
My brother works at a pizza place in Arizona, Seagal came in lookin like he was going to war; all in black, do-rag, shootin glasses, tactical vest, neo-jacket. And he orders a club soda, mountain dew, root beer, two cokes, and a lemon water. And he drank them all, didn't mix em sucide style tho, which wulda been amazing..
fatbellyfrank- May 2, 2011 at 9:50 pm
It is actually respectful to use the honorifics of a culture if referring to someone of that culture, when it gets cringeworthy is when people get it wrong, Japanese is a classic example, there are certain greetings for certain times of day and situations, get it wrong and yer insulting the person you're trying to impress. I took Japanese lessons for a short time and that always used to fuck me up
Mir please break Brocks neck- May 2, 2011 at 9:43 pm
Its been a secret for many years now....... but it's time to 'tell all'......

Steven Seagal is Chuck Norriss's biological father....

He also invented the handshake.

rngeorgeh- May 2, 2011 at 9:08 pm
Actually, ghetto is your culture, uppercut fagnet.
rngeorgeh- May 2, 2011 at 9:07 pm
You're confusing culture with ghetto
jblaze23- May 2, 2011 at 9:07 pm
"Uppercut Magnet Says:
Mon, 05/02/11 - 05:23

I cringed when he said “machida-kun”
fuck man. I hate it when white people use other cultures’ honorifics.

Uppercut Magnet you are an idiot bro. Clearly you are racist against whites. I lived in Japan for a long time bro, and I speak Fluent Japanese, just because I'm not Japanese doesn't mean I can't speak the language or have learned enough about the culture to interact with someone else from that culture in a way they are more familiar with.
fatbellyfrank- May 2, 2011 at 9:04 pm
Well I guess the title of Hide and go seek World Champion is once again up for grabs
frndlylion- May 2, 2011 at 8:55 pm
@intercept ----> Opportunity knocks but once

Only ONCE man!!!! Or possibly on the next 30 threads too. We need more firepower than Segal possesses send in Rambo!
Uppercut Magnet- May 2, 2011 at 7:11 pm
lol intercept
intercept440- May 2, 2011 at 6:55 pm
he spelled coon wrong
intercept440- May 2, 2011 at 6:55 pm
how about we have seagal do something about these fucking clothing spammers now
parchy mcthirst- May 2, 2011 at 6:27 pm

When Seagal invented the headshot, he used his index finger as the weapon of choice to penetrate the forehead of his victim. Touch of Death Seagal Stylie


no doubt, he's clueless at best
MMAINMYBLOOD- May 2, 2011 at 5:59 pm
^ Ignorance at its worst....
Uppercut Magnet- May 2, 2011 at 5:51 pm
Hey you're right!
White people have no culture!