Steroids in MMA
Which MMA Fighter Will Test Positive For Steroids Next?

Photo of the Day: The Post-Mohawk Life of Dan Hardy

(Props: @danhardymma via MMA Mania)

Look Dan, I get that your last victory represented a dramatic change in every aspect of your life, but let’s face it — that mohawk was your trademark, and without it, you look like just another guy on the sex offender registry. Not that you look like a sex offender in this photo; I’m definitely not saying that. But really, sex offenders can look like anybody these days. They can look like the dude who bags your groceries, or the kindly piano teacher down the block, or the maintenance worker at your local park. So theoretically, sure, you now look like somebody who could be a sex offender — which again, is basically anybody — whereas your mohawk gave you a conspicuous “LOOK AT ME!” kind of vibe that most sex offenders would never try to pull off, as they tend to prefer secrecy and a low profile. Does that make sense? You look like a normal guy now. That’s all I meant.

Cagepotato Comments

Showing 1-25 of comments

Sort by : Show hidden comments
Ima Blakely- June 9, 2012 at 3:16 am
Does that make sense? You look like a normal guy now. That’s all I meant.
linzhancq- June 3, 2012 at 9:14 am
linzhanco- June 1, 2012 at 12:24 pm
HandsofGold- May 31, 2012 at 1:08 pm
Damn Cagepotato are you running out of shit to talk about I mean a guy shaves his head........ and
Dog Dicks Magoo- May 31, 2012 at 12:52 pm
Who's the black guy in the picture?
amsterdamheavy- May 31, 2012 at 12:20 pm
The "pink/green hair in stupid cuts no grown man should be wearing" is one of the stupider aspects of MMA. Its right up there with having your surname tattooed across your back in 5 inch high letters.

Fucking freakshows.
nomomrnicekyle- May 31, 2012 at 11:35 am
He looks like a cholo who's mother is white.
KeithHackneyWindmillPalmStrike- May 31, 2012 at 11:30 am
That Molest-stache he's rocking has got 'sex offender' written all over it
Fried Taco- May 31, 2012 at 11:22 am
I thought sex offenders were required to have "sex offender" tattooed on their foreheads. At least that is what the judge told me.