MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Photo of the Day: War Machine & Christy Mack Validate Their Relationship With Matching Ink


(Two tattoos, zero real names. Photo via War Machine’s Twitter.)

According to our poll, a staggering 55.3% of you believed that former TUF star and current Bellator badass War Machine had the hottest pornstar girlfriend of them all in Ms. Christy Mack (to the 2 people who suggested “our mom,” that doesn’t even make sense. To the man/woman who suggested GSP & Dakota Cochrane, bravo.). Clearly, Mr. Machine agrees with this sentiment, which is why he and his significant other got coordinating tattoos over the weekend. Because if there’s one thing we’ve learned about a pornstar’s love, it’s that it’s forever.

On the heels of a first round TKO over Blas Avena in his Bellator debut, it appears that War Machine is riding pretty high these days. Gone are the days of assaulting his pornstar girlfriends at parties and, well, assaulting the patrons of Vegas gay clubs. Nowadays, a humbler, simpler War Machine can be found “crucifying” his pornstar girlfriend (his words, not ours) on Twitter when he’s not giving Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu lessons to children whose parents have clearly never visited BeenVerified.com. It’s the American dream, really, and we wish these two kids the best of luck.

-J. Jones

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Mr_Misanthropy- July 16, 2013 at 3:05 pm
Don't worry- he'll stay with her. Out of all the pussy he's had hers feels the most like the interior of a baloney sandwich with extra mayo.
nick diaz and the dub sack- July 16, 2013 at 11:47 am
If I remember correctly, the last time War Machine had a porn star GF he beat the shit out of an entire party because she was "flirting" too much. And, again, if I remember correctly, Christy Mack has a habit of letting dudes blow loads in and around her mouth for money. Call me crazy, but this sounds like a recipe for success.
rampage01- July 16, 2013 at 9:28 am
when your GF is a pornstar, she's definitely not your property.
LOKI- July 16, 2013 at 7:02 am
Maybe its just the hopeless romantic in me but I sure am pulling for things to work out for these crazy kids.
NomadRip- July 16, 2013 at 3:02 am
I voted for her too. But only because Carmen isn't dating anyone in MMA.
snag618- July 15, 2013 at 8:10 pm
2 idiots. Never tattoo someones name or nickname or face on your skin. It's like a curse.
felipegunner- July 16, 2013 at 7:01 am
2 months... 2 months and is all over
paperplane- July 15, 2013 at 5:54 pm
Well whatever the case, I voted for her. And I'd gladly take it out with a few buddies and treat it like crap. Probably wouldn't go for the insurance though I can't afford it
Australian Mantis- July 15, 2013 at 5:53 pm
Thats a common bikie trate to put the old "property of" tatt on the girl they own. It might throw your game off starring at that whist doing doggy, especialy if you know WAR wouldnt appreciate your work. Fuck that noise he would smash you into pulp and id bet theres no ref to stop it.
nick diaz and the dub sack- July 16, 2013 at 11:42 am
War would smash you into a pulp but plenty of dudes have smashed her into a pulp so I think that might throw off his game down the road too.
tallkitchenbags- July 15, 2013 at 5:44 pm
pathetic, but what's worse is that CP found that newsworthy
Buffalo Ben- July 15, 2013 at 3:27 pm
Tattoing "property of" on your girlfriend when a google search will render videos of her being nailed for money by other dudes; too little too late.
BJJSubArtist- July 15, 2013 at 3:26 pm
Property of War machine but still open for all other dudes.
El Guapo- July 15, 2013 at 3:06 pm
I see Mack n Cheese in somebody's future. Hopefully(for War Machine's penis' sake)of the tattoo variety..
The12ozCurls- July 15, 2013 at 3:02 pm
After the wheels inevitably fall off War Machine's life and her turns to heroin as an escape, all he has to do is add an "S" to the begining of his new tat and it will come full circle!
Bravo. Way to plan ahead WM.
Clyde- July 15, 2013 at 2:58 pm
@paperplane. It's OK for others to use your property if they have permission and have to pay for the privilege. It's called leasing under some circumstances. Not these circumstances admittedly...
Get Off Me- July 15, 2013 at 2:45 pm
They both seem to be very careful with what they tattoo on their bodies.
algiersheadkick504- July 15, 2013 at 2:39 pm
Atleast he got the better end of the stick. Mack isn't gonna suck to have when the relationship doesn't work out, he can get a 10 by it or something it could mean anything. Christy is gonna have to find and fuck a guy in a metal suit of armor.
paperplane- July 15, 2013 at 2:28 pm
Property of one guy but gets fucked by many others don't make sense to me
nick diaz and the dub sack- July 16, 2013 at 11:45 am
You've got it all wrong, her SHOULDER is property of War Machine. Her mouth, asshole, and filthy filthy snatch are all public domain.
ArmFarmer- July 15, 2013 at 4:55 pm
Well if she's his property maybe it's the equivalent of you loaning your skateboard to a buddy? He gets to ride it for a while, but at the end of the day he gives it back.
Get Off Me- July 15, 2013 at 2:44 pm
It's kinda like Hertz...the car belongs to them, but you can take it out with your buddies and drive the shit out of it without a care(if you get the insurance then it's really fun) as long as you bring it back because they technically own it.
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