(Props: Victory Belt via MMA.tv via BloodyElbow)
Based on a true story…

(“Dude, could you at least pretend to be surprised?”)


(“Oh, I’m gonna enjoy this…”)


(“Clothesline, bitch!”)

(We’re starting to think the other dude is a little outmatched.)

(“Shhh…go to sleep, lover…”)


Oh no! This book coming out will now make every ass at a bar that purchases it think they are capable of destroying all in their path similar to Silva. Even worse what if it true!? That could mean a mass of ridiculous hard knee throwing jerk offs fucked up on Jager bombs wailing on bouncers and patrons alike all in their quest for skanks and hair gel! Its just terrifying to think of!!!