MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

Photos of the Day: Ronda Rousey Beats Up (More) Dudes in April’s FitnessRX Magazine


(Gentlemen, THIS is what happens when you refer to Ronda as “sugartits.”) 

Well, here you have it, Potato Nation: photographic proof that Bryan Caraway‘s days are numbered.

After nearly taking Miesha Tate’s arm home with her on March 3rd, newly crowned Strikeforce Women’s Bantamweight Champ Ronda Rousey will be featured in the April issue of FitnessRX magazine, a health and fitness publication devoted entirely to the ladies. Being that Ronda considers herself the most dangerous unarmed woman on the planet (with an emphasis on the “unarmed” aspect), she seems as good a choice as any. Just ask Nick Diaz.

Check out a few more photos of Ms. Rousey below, along with a video interview in which she recalls how she beat up a crew of dudes in a movie theater in full, gory detail. These are the pitfalls of universal suffrage, my brothers.

In a recent interview with the Miami Herald’s Dan Le Batard, who is undoubtedly the most excited interviewer we have come across in some time, Rousey dishes on everything from the likelihood that she would take Bryan Caraway in a fight to the movie theater incident in which she beat up no less than four adult males in front of their dates. Something tells us her mother was a proud Feminist.

Here are a few of our favorite tidbits.

On whether or not she wanted to break Tate’s arm: “The extent of the damage is up to them, not me. I don’t feel bad at all. She chose to have her arm broken.” [This is where Ms. Rousey and Mr. Palhares differ.] 

On Bryan Caraway: “I just said that I could beat up [Meisha Tate] and her boyfriend in the same day. Which, you know, he’s like some average to below-average MMA guy, and I’m the women’s world champion. It would be expected that I would be able to beat the average MMA guy at my weight, right?” [We're not touching that one with a fifteen centimeter pole.] 

A brief synopsis of the theater incident: “I got jumped by a bunch of guys in a movie theater and I beat them up and then everyone clapped. They were that group of people that were just rude and loud throughout the movie.” [You mean these kind of people?] 

“They wouldn’t let me leave, so I was technically in a kidnap situation. I learned this from my lawyer. I was fearing for my life, so I had to defend myself. So I defended myself very well, and so they sued me.” [Oh, you're referring to these kind of people.]

On her childhood: “I was never very popular in school. I was made fun of for being muscular a lot, so I always wore really baggy clothes. I had two lives; I would go to school and I would be kind of like this introverted, loser kid that no one really knew, and then I’d go out on the weekends to these Judo tournaments and everyone was like ‘Oh Ronda, Ronda! Hey, what’s up! You know what I mean?” [Sadly, we do not Ronda. Every member of the CP staff was both a gifted athlete AND extremely popular in high school. At least that's how we remember it.] 

On whether or not she enjoys hurting people: “……………………..no.”

We call bullshit on that last one.

-J. Jones

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jizzninja- March 22, 2012 at 1:53 pm
She's not hot, she's an unfunny cocky douche. How can anyone say let her fight a dude? If a dude lands a solid shot on her he'll destroy her. I wish cyborg could fight her and knock her the fuck out.
frieduhl- March 22, 2012 at 11:34 am
Let the Rousey-Caraway fight take place! Ronda Rousey confidently keeps repeating her claim that she can beat Bryan Caraway. It really looks like she actually wants that opportunity. Why? Perhaps she just wants to know: how good, really, would she be against a guy who has actually trained MMA? Perhaps, she would feel a rush beating him and proving that it can be done - or get an advanced fighting lesson, if not. Perhaps she just wants to market herself more. In any case: clearly, she hopes this is going to happen. Ryan Caraway has been challenged, and he needs to do it. If he ducks, he really looks like chicken. He should not be angry, just confidently say what many say here: “no way she can beat me, let’s get that out of the system and let’s make it a fair and sporty fight” (no “knocking the teeth” out, please!). Male-female bouts have been sanctioned before. They are both trained athletes, they want to do it, where is the problem? Make sure the ref is good and nobody gets seriously hurt. It would make commercial success, too (but should be the exception, not the rule, obviously!). So: someone creative and bold out there should make it happen, and soon. Who wins? Who knows. But it will probably be a hard-fought, two-sided, competitive fight.
RwilsonR- March 22, 2012 at 8:20 am
Like I said... I get that I'm in the minority. If you love her, great. But I'm with ArmFarmer, and am just sick of this girl who throws a couple guys in sparring when they are going at half-speed, and thinks she would beat all but the best men in mma. I also don't think she's that hot. She's not totally unattractive (if she keeps her mouth shut), but she isn't anything special. And I'm not acting like some internet douche with unreasonable standards who says Arianny is ugly. Most ring girls are pretty damn hot, whether they are dumb as shit or not. Ronda... not so much.
ArmFarmer- March 22, 2012 at 6:23 am
I'm so sick of her already. Her attitude and personality suck. If you're the baddest chick on the planet, you're still just a chick. I doubt there's many, if any, male pro fighters that she could beat. 0 in the ufc.
JUDOknowSHIT- March 22, 2012 at 3:48 am
sooo hot. i don't give a shit about her attitude, it's not like any of us will ever get to talk to her or get to know her as a person. she could rape babies all day and i'd still wanna plow that fuckin field.
body - 10
face - 9
judo - 10
attitude - who cares??
Todd M- March 21, 2012 at 8:22 pm
^ Yeah Ronda is the shit, great photos.
myklhoey- March 21, 2012 at 7:08 pm
@rwilsonr

love ya buddy but i gotta disagree with ya, i love her and next to gina she is my dream
Fried Taco- March 21, 2012 at 2:21 pm
Yup! Remember, she's the female Chael after all. Carrots, beatings, all secret code words.
RwilsonR- March 21, 2012 at 1:51 pm
So when she say "beating", she means handjobs, right Fred?
Fried Taco- March 21, 2012 at 1:47 pm
Just so happens I was one of the guys in the theater. I remember that blow job, uh, I mean, beating, very well.
RwilsonR- March 21, 2012 at 1:32 pm
I know I'm in the minority here, but I don't find anything about this chick attractive. I think it's her attitude that turns me off. She's like Chael Sonnen, but without being funny. I hope they set up a Billy Jean King/Bobby Riggs scenario with her and Caraway and watch her get manhandled.
frieduhl- March 25, 2012 at 9:08 am
RwilsonR, hi! You must be one lucky fellow, that you'd reject a date with Ronda, on grounds that she is unattractive! But indeed: let someone set up Caraway-Rousey! Let's find out who will handle whom. We all want to know.
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