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(Via DreamOfficial.com)

Above you see the interpretive dance routine choreagraphed and directed by Shigeru Saeki in its debut at the Dream 8 weigh-ins.  A stunned Shinya Aoki watched from just off-stage.  He later described the routine to reporters as "breathtaking."

Then this guy showed up and ruined everybody’s fun.



(‘Quit screwing around!’)

Should be a fun night in Japan.  Too bad HDNet won’t air it until Friday.  I know I’d stay up late for this wacky charade.

Actual weigh-in results looked like this, in case you’re curious:

Hayato "Mach" Sakurai (167 lbs.) vs. Shinya Aoki (161.7 lbs.)
Yuya Shirai (166.5 lbs.) vs. Jason High (167 lbs.)

Marius Zaromskis (166.1 lbs.) vs. Seichi Ikemoto (166.5 lbs.)

John Alessio (167.2 lbs.) vs. Andre Galvao (
167.2 lbs.)
Hideo Tokoro (137 lbs.) vs. Daiki "DJ.taiki" Hata (138.6 lbs.)

Sergei Kharitonov (256.3 lbs.) vs. Jeff Monson (242 lbs.
Riki Fukuda (195.4 lbs.) vs. Murlio "Ninja" Rua (193.6 lbs.)
Vitor "Shaolin" Ribeiro (153.3 lbs.) vs. Katsuhiko Nagata (154 lbs.)

Andrews Nakahara (187 lbs.) vs. Shungo Oyama (188.5 lbs.)

Katsuyori Shibata (189.6 lbs.) vs. Ikuhisa Minowa (191.4 lbs.)

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Dmonicideals- April 5, 2009 at 9:05 am
I told you all N. Korea would launch to try and nuke this, but when they saw that all the $$ they put on Mach didn't go to waste, they decided to wait until next Dream 9.
Wandering Wade- April 5, 2009 at 6:13 am
Boy was I wrong about Aoki... That shit was sad.
Zee German. Still in Cali.- April 5, 2009 at 5:20 am
"Where are my cans? So many untouched walls around here."
KTFO- April 4, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Judging by the look on Monson's face there must be an Imperial Navy recruiting center out of frame.
irish- April 4, 2009 at 7:47 pm
was talken 2 jeff monson after his strikefore fight in a belfast nightclub...told me hel be back n da ufc against kongo!!!
Wandering Wade- April 4, 2009 at 6:12 pm
If you can't find a stream tonight, you'll definitely be able to download it tomorrow sometime.
Anonymous- April 4, 2009 at 5:53 pm
The Chances Aoki could take Penn down....are slim to none.

On another note..if its live on tv in Japan...isnt there going to be a stream somewhere out there??
Wandering Wade- April 4, 2009 at 4:43 pm
@ Ezban

Penn thinks he's the living reincarnation of King Kamehameha. He came in out of shape and got his face caved in for it. I don't think Aoki will make the same mistake. He does one thing and he does that one thing better than anyone else (yes, I think he'd choke Penn...to the death). If Sakurai let's himself fall into Aoki's Guard......let's just say he won't enjoy that position as much as he did in his Porn Debut.
Daddy Doug- April 4, 2009 at 4:21 pm
not only do they look like a gay atlas, jeff monson is doing his best Austin Powers impersonation.
Ezban- April 4, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Holy shit.. Am I the only one noticing the massive weight difference between sakurai and aoki? Aoki is definitly skilled, but he's gonna have his hands full competing that much out of his natural weight class.. I sense a Penn coming up.
Genetic Jesus- April 4, 2009 at 4:01 pm
My fish was this big, my fish is bigger dick head!
Wandering Wade- April 4, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Dammit Monson, you totally screwed up the Saiyan Fusion Dance. Now the Earth is doomed....
Slider- April 4, 2009 at 3:42 pm
He needs to get his non prison fights in now while he still can.
LAS- April 4, 2009 at 3:25 pm
And to add on to my own comment, it was just two weeks ago that Monson fought, and he also fought last Sunday apparently as well. Anybody need to book a fighter for a children's birthday party? Seems Jeff Monson is probably available.
LAS- April 4, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Anonymous is right, Jeff Monson just fought like what, 2 weeks ago on the Roy Jones card? He must be really pressed for cash just to fly to Japan and taking a beating against a guy there's no way he could have adequately prepared for.
Backbaconbilly- April 4, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Damn! Sergei in at 256, dudes a little blimpy 1st 30 sec should be a real rockem sockem contest.
Anonymous- April 4, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Looks like Monson needs some cash to pay off all those lawyer fees.
Dmonicideals- April 4, 2009 at 2:54 pm
I fully expect N. Korea to nuke Japan before allowing this event to take place.
KimboSlicesofPie- April 4, 2009 at 2:21 pm
I miss the great city of Japan
smashfacekillah- April 4, 2009 at 2:12 pm
The diaper dance
Aaron- April 4, 2009 at 1:47 pm
On second thought, let's not go to japan.

'Tis a silly place.
Anonymous- April 4, 2009 at 12:53 pm
will it be live streamed anywhere?
Vegetable Villian- April 4, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Man Panty Finals!!!!!!
Your Fucking Father- April 4, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Yeah Bitches
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