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Planned UFC Show in Afghanistan to be Executed Like a Special Ops Mission

 
(The Navy was stumped, so they brought in Cyborg Soldier to plan the execution of "UFC: Warzone" in Afghanistan)

It looks like UFCs plans to hold a show for troops stationed in Afghanistan will happen sooner than later — the problem is, nobody will know for sure until days away from the event. According to a story in the Las Vegas Sun, keeping the date a secret is a security measure necessary for the safety of the soldiers and civilians who will be at the event.

UFC president Dana White says that that executing the "secret mission" will be a challenge but he’s looking forward pulling off the operation in spite of the reservations of some of his employees.

"We’re working on it right now. White said. It’s so crazy that they can’t tell us exactly where or when it would happen. The military is going to let us know when we can do it," White explained. "We’re going to chopper in at night. There are a lot of people who are scared. (Announcer Joe Rogan) said, ‘Oh (expletive), we’re going to do what?’ We’re going to fly in, set this thing up as fast as we can and get the (expletive) out of there."

War, UFC and war, Dana White!


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Ratel- April 24, 2010 at 5:05 am
@Charming Charlie - well played, sir! I had forgotten about Titties Shoonover, Shoonhauer, Shoonwhateverthefuck. He's probably a REMF anyway, but that'll make it easier for him to be recruited for a preliminary bout, I guess.
cecils_pupils- April 23, 2010 at 10:54 pm
I like turtles!
fatbellyfrank- April 23, 2010 at 9:26 pm
@macreadyshack "What a lousy bunch of retart." Every time I read this my mind plays it with a Bas Rutten voice.
Charming Charlie- April 23, 2010 at 9:10 pm
The UFC will spare no expense to get Darrel "Titties" Whatshisname back into the octagon. What? He's under contract with the "US military" and unable to perform in other promotions? No problem, the UFC is there. Titties will fight again.
fatbellyfrank- April 23, 2010 at 7:45 pm
Wow, everyone chill out, fuck, its a thread about a good thing, Dana's putting on a show for the troops in a difficult and unfriendly environment DW+100

@Rex, hear what your sayin man, I missed out on some cool shit when I was in the Navy cause I was on duty, and it pisse's you off when everyone tells you what a great show it was!Still props to Dana, he's gonna make a lot of dudes very happy.

@Schnook1200, real slow so you understand.FUCK.OFF.WITH.THAT.SHIT.COCKSUCKER,this is a slightly irreverent, mostly light hearted MMA site, so don't bring that shit here. We're all aware of collaterell damage, and flow on effects within a conflict, WE JUST DON'T DISCUSS IT HERE, THIS A FUN PLACE TO BE, GO AND JOIN A STUDENT ACTION GROUP OR SOMETHING AND YOU CAN ALL BE SOUR,NEGATIVE MISERABLE CUNTS TOGETHER.
rlh61- April 23, 2010 at 6:58 pm
@Ratel...you sir are forgiven for the "Rich Franklin in the WEC" comment from the other thread. +1 for the "A Few Good Men" reference and +1 for the follow up to Burrito...by the way, I hear Fedor is showing up for the Ice Cream Social.

@mcreadysshack...effin cool! That's one of my all time favorite SciFi movies. "Chariots of the Gods, man.... they practically own South America"
Ratel- April 23, 2010 at 5:40 pm
It's good to have a show to watch. I saw the Denver Broncos cheerleaders there once. They put on a good show. Saw Robin Williams, Blue Rodeo and Toby Keith as well. Hats off to all performers and organizations who do nice things for the troops like that. True professionals all.
Komodo- April 23, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Absolutely bitchin'.
macreadysshack- April 23, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Lol, Ratel!
macreadysshack- April 23, 2010 at 4:19 pm
@ rlh61 Hell, yes it is a reference to The Thing. NICE catch. Macready: "Look, Fukes, all I want to do is go up to my shack and get drunk." Blam.

I like retart for singular and plural. I think its even funnier when you call people a bunch of retart. This is a very grey area, though . . .
Ratel- April 23, 2010 at 4:00 pm
And just so you know, I'll be sacrificing a few virgins at Satan's Enchantment Under the Sea Dance. El Burrito will be doing his M-C gig there. It should be a great time for everyone, since the sacrifices will be conducted atop a mountain of baby skulls while we all dance around snorting coke off your mother's back while eating pork sandwiches.

Now go smoke a bowl, eat some Doritos and whack off. You'll feel better.
Ratel- April 23, 2010 at 3:54 pm
shnook, don't come in here talking about how innocent civilians get killed by the big bad soldier man. puh-leeze. that's a topic for another site.

here you are, living all comfortable under the umbrella of protection that some of us provide, and then question the manner in which we provide it. if you want to contribute something, then pick up a rifle and stand a post - either way, nobody gives a goddamn what you think you're entitled to. we'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way.

comedy aside, don't bring military-political discussions in here. it's your responsibility to support your troops, even if you don't support the mission.
rlh61- April 23, 2010 at 2:30 pm
macreadysshack...that's what I'm talking about. However I think retarts (plural) would be acceptable...oh, shit...now I'm the retart correcting the spelling and usage of the term...

Hey, is your screen name a reference to "The Thing"?
macreadysshack- April 23, 2010 at 1:17 pm
What a lousy bunch of retart.
MMAExpertNewb- April 23, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Something tells me that the sentiment that "we always refer to fights as a "war" but being out here you realize what a real war is..." will be expressed 1000 times.
rlh61- April 23, 2010 at 1:11 pm
iDestroy...the retart thing never gets old. It's particularly funny when someone new tries to correct the spelling...I love it!
iDestroy- April 23, 2010 at 12:59 pm
The guy who said retart is like the best thing that happened to CP. I lol every time I see it.

@schnook

You complain about troops that may or may not have killed civilians, but you have no problem killing everyones fun on CP? Bastard.
robthom- April 23, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Meh, how murican.

I'll just skip that one.
virpz- April 23, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Joe Rogan's ass is not getting into that place
rlh61- April 23, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Everybody seems a little touchy today...so I'll join in.

Shnook1200..go fuck yourself.
El Famous Burrito- April 23, 2010 at 12:07 pm
If you see me on Satanrules.com, give me a shout out.

I'm El Burrito del Diablo.

See ya at the Enchantment Under Satan's Sea Dance/Ice Cream Social!

Oh, yeah, Hail Satan!



macreadysshack- April 23, 2010 at 11:56 am
@Shnook1200

Collateral damage sucks. Pretty much everybody agrees on that unless they're Satanists or something. Murders committed in war time should be prosecuted. Pretty much everybody agrees with that, too, I think.

What are you trying to convince us of or bring to our attention with your weird little outbursts?

Go post on a site populated by people who actually need convincing of these things. Maybe Satanrules.com or something.

Retart.
macreadysshack- April 23, 2010 at 11:31 am
El Famous Burrito, I hates you ....

God, there's just NO pleasing some people. I hate people when they're all critic-y. All they do is pick apart everything you do or say. It's like, God, they can't turn off their brains and just listen! I wish everybody else would just TURN OFF THEIR BRAINS so I can say whatever the fuck I want and not have to hear a bunch of other 'ideas' about it.

FML
Anonymous Henchman 0731- April 23, 2010 at 11:12 am
lol! you're the man bud....
El Famous Burrito- April 23, 2010 at 11:08 am
Well, its a good thing you picked the comments section of an article on an MMA blog called CagePotato to break that news.

I'm sure this is the first step to a new era of global peace, prosperity, and harmony between people of all creeds and colors.

Thanks, guy calling himself Shnook1200, for going all Superman 4 on us and making the world a better place.
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