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The Plot Thickens in Ricky Hatton Drug Scandal


(Cocaine really is a hell of a drug. It makes you do some crazy things.)

Get your surprised faces ready. 

Remember the gargantuan tranny-looking lady "friend" of Ricky Hatton who came out a few weeks ago to reveal that "The Hitman" had a cocaine problem because she was concerned for his well-being?

Well, it turns out her concern stemmed not from the fact that Ricky bumped a few lines here and there, it was due to the fact that Hatton wasn’t going to be snorting his coke off of her hotel room toilet any more before he banged her as he recently broke off an 11-month relationship he allegedly had with the Irish female boxing champ.

According to jilted lover and probable post-op, Emma Bowe, she went out of her way to meet Hatton, whom she had idolized for many years, while he was in Ireland in October and was thrilled when Ricky was receptive to her advances.


"He was in a tracksuit and a cap and didn’t look sexy, but my heart still leapt when I saw him. There were hundreds around so I just sat in the bar. Minutes later, he walked in and ordered a Guinness. I plucked up the courage to introduce myself and told him I was a boxer. He was polite and I had a picture taken with him. He kept staring at me and when I got up to go, he asked if I wanted to meet later. He grinned, ‘I’ll look better when you get back. Nice and dapper’.When I went to bed with Ricky, it was like my dreams had come true," Emma, 29, said. "He was my idol and I couldn’t believe he wanted to be with me. I knew about Jennifer and how she was his fiancée, but I was just so flattered Ricky was interested in me," it explained. "We had a wild time together. He’d snort cocaine before sex, then want to cuddle up afterwards and watch a love film. I saw a side to Ricky people don’t see. He’s kind and gentle. He’s like a teddy bear – and I fell hopelessly in love. Ricky’s my favourite boxer and I’d go out of my way to see his fights. My dad and I would buy them on pay-per-view and get up at 3am to watch his US fights. When he lost to Manny Pacquiao (in May last year), I cried my eyes out."

In a video shot by the UK Mirror — England’s equivalent of the National Enquirer which reportedly pays in the five to six figure range for exclusive celebrity scandal stories — Bowe says in a very masculine voice that she never wanted news of the affair to get out, which is curious considering she was the one who came to the gossip rag with the story in the first place.

She says that Hatton wasn’t concerned with the affair being uncovered.

"People were taking pictures. I said, ‘Ricky, we should be careful’… but he didn’t care. It was like Ricky wanted to be caught. I did think about Jennifer and was in two minds. I felt bad because I’d hate to be cheated on. But when he kissed me, I didn’t want it to end. After we had sex, I was in the bathroom and he came up behind me, gave me a hug and rested his head on my shoulders. He said, ‘You are a gorgeous girl, I’m so glad I met you’. I felt like the luckiest girl alive."

So let me get this right. "She" was standing up taking a piss and Ricky came in and gave "her" a hug? Interesting. Maybe that’s why he broke off the affair.

One other curious detail of the story (besides the fact that she taped Ricky snorting coke before he broke up with her) that raises suspicions that she may have set Hatton up is the fact that she took a series of CSI-type photos of Hatton and his identifying marks in case anyone questioned the authenticity of her story. 

"Emma has photos of a naked Hatton sprawled on the bed, covered partly by a duvet, during the three-day romp. And she has photos of the tattoo on his back, reading: "Hitman … Pride in Battle"." 

In a bullshit prepared statement, the bitch heartfelt statement, Bowe expressed her concern for her lost sugardaddy former lover.

"I am worried for him, but this could be the wake-up call Ricky needs.
"I love him to bits and am devastated it’s all over. I adore him and I just want to see him get clean."

Translation: "I didn’t have an issue with him doing coke when he was dinging me in a hotel room, but when he broke it off it became an issue. I wanted him to take care of me financially and if he doesn’t want me, nobody will have him. I’m hoping his fiancee will dump him and he’ll come crawling back into my huge man arms."

Hatton blamed the binge drinking and coke use on his inability to cope with retirement, which is somewhat odd considering he hasn’t retired. I’m thinking it has more to do with the fact that he couldn’t cope with the fact that he had sex with a giant.

“I am currently in the Priory [clinic] dealing with depression due to the fact that I have not been able to cope with my retirement from boxing,” Hatton, 31, told the News of the World tabloid last week. “I have been binge drinking heavily and dabbling in other daft and silly things. But it will be the toughest fight of my life and I am here to win it.”

Here’s a clip of Bowe talking about their affair:

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LET IT RAIN- October 6, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Hater's gone hate. I'll make a deal with you, Harry. I'll shave my beard if you go shave your pussy.
scrapsallday- October 6, 2010 at 7:17 am
so nice.. hopefully that guy fucks off now
why wouldnt u want alittle humor to go along with someones humiliation
this article/comments have been one of the funniest ive read on here
all the huge bitch refrences and penis tucking doggystyle comments were great.

Harold_Howards_Gnar_Face- October 5, 2010 at 9:03 pm
Biffmiester wins via epic ownage.
Biffmiester- October 5, 2010 at 8:01 pm
@Hairy Asshole

Did I get your name correct? No? Dammit! I need to adjust these glasses. Anyways, quit your bitchiness that has persisted for more than a year and a half. I just googled your name together with CP and this lil goody happened to pop up.

"Get a life HAL, just accept the fact that Jenna is far more scary and brutal than you are. She's been reamed HARD by Peter North, Rocco Siffredi, TT Boy, etc."

First off, PAUSE!!!!!!! I'm mad how you think taking a cock in your ass makes you scary and brutal. Have we had any recent revelations? Second, why the hell are you remembering MALE porn actors' names, douchenozzle?! Bet you pay close attention to those film credits, huh? Anyways, on behalf of the CP nation, quit recycling your petty lil bullshit excuses about how you're more special than we are. Because if you were more elite than us, you wouldn't be sticking around for more than a year patrolling the CP troll bridge with every article and comment written. Now, if you don't mind, I'll be off shaving this beard of mine... I'm actually kidding, I'm gonna go & remember every porn actors' cock shapes and sizes cuz I wanna grow up to be just like you, you plain ol' fudge-packin', flaming, justin bieber-worshipping, twilight-reading, simpleton, needledick fag.

P.S. hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19TBzy81Mac ?
Harry Russo- October 5, 2010 at 6:55 pm
The comment section on here should be called "Watch me try so hard to be witty and hilarious with my comments so I can win a subscription to a shit magazine and some shirts only a total douchebag would wear." Get a life. You look like a bunch of trekkies with your beards and glasses. Losers.
methsmoker- October 5, 2010 at 4:33 pm
that pic used above actually makes her seem somewhat attractive, check this out vatos: hxxp://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Ricky-Hatton-Emma-Bowe-2-221x300.jpg
methsmoker- October 5, 2010 at 4:27 pm
HI EVERYONE!! IM NEW AND I LOVE TO SMOKE SPEED!!!

on to my comment:

Ricky baby!! cokes for pussies, SMOKE SPEED!!
RwilsonR- October 5, 2010 at 3:33 pm
What are you talking about, MRuss? You and Dundas are the Woodward & Bernstein of MMA journalism. And tipping you off on all of the dirt in the Canadian MMA scene is your very own version of Deep Throat, whose identity shall remain confidential (hint: it rhymes with Nick Ring).
justscrappin- October 5, 2010 at 2:56 pm
I haven't been on here alot lately cuz I switched jobs..and no internet access. Also I have 3 kids and a gf who is a time nazi. So my free time isn't really free at all. I just wanted to say...thank you guys for staying sleazy as ever. I was worried I was going to leave and comeback...and you were all going to be bloodyvaginas.
Mike Russell- October 5, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Hard hitting? ScarTissue must be new to CP. 
ScarTissue- October 5, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Great hard hitting MMA writeup CP/Perez Hilton!
Crap Factory- October 5, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Emma, why do we always make love with the lights out? And why is it always doggy style?
El Guapo- October 5, 2010 at 1:09 pm
T-shirt's in the mail.

"But you don't know my address."

Yeah, but...uhhhhh.. it's...ummm... RUN!!
agentsmith- October 5, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Meaning she's fake and also a bitch, or she's not really female?

Never mind, the answer is "both".
itsgalf- October 5, 2010 at 12:45 pm
she sounds like a fake bitch
agentsmith- October 5, 2010 at 12:29 pm
So do I get a t-shirt for you copying the Deuce Bigalo reference I made in the comments on the previous Ricky Hatton article?
El Famous Burrito- October 5, 2010 at 12:17 pm
@J-Dog

At least if you screwed Chandella, you could tell your friends you screwed a UFC Ring Girl.

Then leave it at that.
LET IT RAIN- October 5, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Holy sheeet!! Eeees Big Foot!!!
J-Dog- October 5, 2010 at 11:59 am
Jeez the CP nation is cruel! For one, she's probably not THAT big... Hatton is only 5'6". For two, I bet more than 1/2 the guys in here would screw her if given the chance... probably even more than the percentage that would screw Chandella.
danomite- October 5, 2010 at 11:42 am
oh good, (s)he IS a terrible human being after all. For a while there I thought I was going to regret all those mean things I said about her.
El Guapo- October 5, 2010 at 11:34 am
God Save the (drag)Queen!
intercept440- October 5, 2010 at 11:30 am
man-bitch was just pissed becuase ricky donkeypunched her one to many times
ihateemo- October 5, 2010 at 11:07 am
Just FYI, kids, when someone from the UK says they're "in the bathroom", it means they're actually in the room known as the bathroom. It doesn't denote peeing or taking a shit. So in this context, she was probably brushing her teeth. Maybe washing her face or her hands.

Or her balls.
DazedNConfused- October 5, 2010 at 10:58 am
Honestly, if she put on a cape of some kind I would think the picture above was a shot of Frodo and Gandolf in the upcoming Lord of the Rings movie. You guys got me.

But seriously... that's a girl? pre-op or post-op?
RwilsonR- October 5, 2010 at 10:58 am
So when I see that long flowing blonde hair and then look at her roots, I can't help but wonder - do the curtains match the cock?
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