MMA Fighter Challenges People to Punch Him in the Face, Everyone Fails

CagePotato Poll: Which MMA Fighter Had the Hottest Porn Star Girlfriend?


(Contestant 1: Christy Mack. In case you’re new to the Internet, you can see lots more of her on Google or her twitter page. Above image via Ranker)

Earlier this month, Bellator welterweight/retired porn-actor War Machine confirmed that he is in a romantic relationship with Christy Mack, a porn actress with a punk-vibe who has appeared in such flicks as Tattooed Anal Sluts and Trashy. How you react to this news depends a lot on your personal relationship with porn, and specifically with the porn featuring Christy Mack. For the record, Christy seems like a super lady, and we think the tattoo of the tall ship on her back is unique and eye-catching.

So, for those of you who care: Where does War Machine’s romance with Christy Mack rank in the short list of MMA fighters who have dated porn stars? Check out our quick rundown below, then vote in the SurveyMonkey widget at the end of page 2. Results will be collected and perhaps revealed if tomorrow turns out to be a really slow news day.


(Contestant 2: Jayden Jaymes)

In 2009, just after breaking off his engagement with Erin Wilson, UFC legend Chuck Liddell was spotted staring blankly in the distance while in Mexico with porn star Jayden Jaymes. It seemed like Chuck and Jayden had a good thing going — briefly, at least, in a rebound sort of way — until the Iceman realized that Jayden was just using him for publicity. Since then, Chuck has settled into a quiet life outside of the spotlight with Heidi Northcott.


(Contestant 3: Jenna Jameson. Click image for full-size version.)

Certainly the most famous — and unstable — pairing of an MMA star and a porn star, Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson started dating in 2006, had twin sons together, and endured more than their share of public drama before calling it quits (we hope?) last month. We’re not going to say another word about it, so let’s just remember them in happier times.


(Contestant 4: Lexxi Tyler. She’s the one on the left.)

Lexxi and her husband — former WEC lightweight champ “Razor” Rob McCullough — look downright normal compared to the rest of these weirdos. Married since 2009, the couple has a three-year-old son together, and Rob gave up drinking and partying in order to be a better father. By the way, Lexxi has only done girl-on-girl scenes during her porn career, so Rob doesn’t even have to pretend he’s not bothered by his wife getting railed by other dudes. Pretty sweet set-up, if you ask me.

On the next page: Brittney, Lux, and the poll you’ve been waiting for…

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Comments

  1. Fried Taco Says:

    Thu, 06/20/13 - 12:45


    You forgot Dakota Cochrane and Lacey Sechtem.
  2. LOKI Says:

    Thu, 06/20/13 - 12:54


    Well seeing as War Machine also now draws a paycheck from porn can we say he has also "dated"; Alanah Rae, Asa Akira, and Avy Scott? I think he wins in a walk off. C. Mack is tip-top though....I'm a Porn connisseur.
  3. rampageisgod Says:

    Thu, 06/20/13 - 01:12


    Christy Mack has the hottest anal. So War Machine
  4. mma4everbitchs Says:

    Thu, 06/20/13 - 01:45


    Skyes the limit and the ice man likes big thighs ...really big thighs.
  5. agentsmith Says:

    Thu, 06/20/13 - 06:13


    Out of that bunch, only Jenna Jameson even comes close to Christy Mack. But I still vote Christy Mack.
  6. danomite Says:

    Thu, 06/20/13 - 06:16


    Step 1. have first pro MMA fight (most likely losing badly) Step 2. get Carmen Valentina's number Step 3. ????? Step 4. Win CagePotato hottest porn star girlfriend contest!
  7. Mr_Misanthropy Says:

    Thu, 06/20/13 - 07:45


    I can't stand that shaved side hair look. It makes guys look like trailer park meth cooks and girls look like homeless eco-activist vegan gutter punks. I hate both.
  8. bloodyfart Says:

    Thu, 06/20/13 - 10:44


    Christy Mack by far. I like my porn like my politics. Fucked up the ass. With a side of herp
  9. bloodyfart Says:

    Thu, 06/20/13 - 10:46


    @Loki. .. are those in war machines resume? Either way it begs the question of your expertise
  10. LOKI Says:

    Fri, 06/21/13 - 06:35


    They are. When CP first announced he was cross-pollinating industries they had a pic of him with Asa. (though in retrospect it might have been shopp'd) Later there was an article on here about him getting into a fight at a porn-party accompanied by his 'girlfriend' Alanah. I happened to click onto an Avy clip on xvideos one day and was like...Is that fucking War Machine?! And so it was.
  11. JayJitsu310 Says:

    Sat, 06/22/13 - 06:00


    I felt really uncomfortable after reading "On the next page: Brittney, Lux, and the poll you’ve been waiting for…" and realizing after hearing myself say it in my head, that it sounded like I was waiting for a "pole" that would be presented by Miss Lux. So I stopped there...
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  14. BqHQK7r1sb BqHQK7r1sb Says:

    Thu, 09/19/13 - 11:53


    The Ships's Voyages... I think technology just can make it even worse. Now there is a channel to by no means care, now there wouldn't be considered a opportunity for them to find....

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