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Porn Industry Does Fight Movie, Actress Tries to Destroy Something Beautiful

Old and busted ————–new hotness.

Ok, so this story starts off sounding very familiar — Hollywood makes a movie, movie gets some buzz, porn industry makes a spin-off with a punny title and maybe a wardrobe budget. We guess sometimes production companies get involved, and sometimes they can even get awards? Man, we bet his mom is so proud.

Anyways, one of you perverts tipped us off to a film being released next month that may sound familiar to you. Called “Fighters”, it tells the story of “two beautiful, passionate girls, from opposite walks of life that come together in a battle of lust and unyielding wills to fight it out in a stealthy boxing match. The intense physical sparring both in and out of the ring leads to some fierce sexual encounters.” Apparently it’s an ensemble cast with multiple plot threads involving trust and betrayal, persistence and heart, and the value of hard work.  (According to a source, there’s also a great deal of screwing.)

We actually found a press release for the film (which is worth reading in its probably-NSFW-entirety here); here are some gems from the publicist:

Jesse Jane and Kayden Kross both underwent months of rigorous training in boxing and fight choreography for their roles. Jesse says “Fighters” was the hardest movie she’s ever done. “I had to train in boxing for three months before we started shooting and gained some serious muscle weight. It took a lot of hard work and commitment, but it was worth it. I think this is the best I’ve ever done in a movie, and I can’t wait to see it!!!” “I’ve never actually immersed myself in a role so deeply.” echoes Kayden, “Jesse and I had to undergo a physical and mental transformation for our characters to be authentic and I hope the fans like what they see!”

Says Director Robby D:

“So often in the adult industry, we get cast in a negative light with regards to the treatment of women. This story is about the empowerment of women and the ability for people in general to overcome obstacles in their lives and regain control. There is also a lot of hot, dirty sex and some great cat fights.”

Oh, the ironing.

Now here’s where the story takes a turn.

Reports have come out that star Jesse Jane (above left), who is old as dirt and it somehow still employed at the advanced age of 31, has been a little salty lately because of a perceived lack of respect. This has led to some friction between her and a talented nineteen-year-old prospect by the nomme de poon of Bibi Jones (above right).  According to adult film gossip blog (no, we’re not kidding) AdultFYI.com, Jane allegedly “took her role too seriously” during shooting and beat Bibi up (but not in the porn-y way you expect), prompting Jones to leave the set bruised and in tears. Some brief research on the interwebs tell us that it takes a lot to make a porn star cry. Like, really a lot.

The fued has reportedly continued, with Jane being pulled from a promotional stop on the Howard Stern Show and being replaced by — wait for it — Bibi Jones.  Jane went and lost her damn mind on Twitter, while Jones — bless her heart — has been non-confrontational.

For those of you interested in spicy pictures, believe us:  finding pictures of these women with their clothes on is the challenge.  Google will deliver, or you can follow them on Twitter, where they will shower you with pictures of themselves in various states of undress.  Fighters comes out September 27.

Happy Monday, you bastards.   We’re going to take a shower.

[RX]

 

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Yours truly- September 22, 2011 at 12:46 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVh--YkVrC0 Here is the trailer for "Fighters"! work Safe!
Me likey- August 9, 2011 at 4:31 am
“I had to train in boxing for three months before we started shooting and gained some serious muscle weight.
shouldn't she have trained by sucking dick and forcing large objects into her vagina? it is kinda like jake shields training stand up. you are never gonna be good at it so just stick to what you do best.
RwilsonR- August 8, 2011 at 9:45 pm
"nomme de poon" - excellent work Rex!
Rampages Conscience- August 8, 2011 at 6:50 pm
Rex, I am inclined to like you.
fatbellyfrank- August 8, 2011 at 6:25 pm
ReX13 Says:
Mon, 08/08/11 - 01:40
Armfarmer >> yeah, there’s boxing in the press release, but i was told that “rolling around on the ground” and “humping” would be prominent in the movie. What else would they have been talking about?
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This is a film about jake Shields fights?
Lex Talionis- August 8, 2011 at 5:09 pm
^^^ or was that riley steel? they both look the same...
Lex Talionis- August 8, 2011 at 5:07 pm
Just remember while your google searching these two that Jessie Jane was one of the ones War Machine fucked during his shot at porn. There are things you just can't un see. But hey at least that makes it a little more mma related.
FightZen- August 8, 2011 at 4:33 pm
Yo, I just went through days and days of these sluts... uh... ladies' tweets and didn't see a tit. I feel used.
FrontKick Dentist- August 8, 2011 at 2:02 pm
It is empowering to women to take a load in the face and good for the skin.
Viva Hate- August 8, 2011 at 1:51 pm
Will there be any hood rat bitches in slutty costumes at Denny's?
ReX13- August 8, 2011 at 1:40 pm
Armfarmer >> yeah, there's boxing in the press release, but i was told that "rolling around on the ground" and "humping" would be prominent in the movie. What else would they have been talking about?
mDino- August 8, 2011 at 12:45 pm
well actually its Pleather
ArmFarmer- August 8, 2011 at 12:26 pm
Id say it relates to boxing barely.. mma not at all.. But whatever. The chick on the left looks like her face is made of plastic.
Onan- August 8, 2011 at 11:41 am
@Dizzy - try licking it...
Dizzylittlelord- August 8, 2011 at 11:28 am
bibi jones aka britney beth - youre welcome, ps anyone know how to clean keyboards
ReX13- August 8, 2011 at 11:13 am
Armfarmer >> i'm so glad you asked.
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Barely.
Viva Hate- August 8, 2011 at 11:12 am
Someone dropped the ball in casting. Where is Gina Carano as the sumo? Oh well, at least Cyborg was not cast in a tranny role.
ArmFarmer- August 8, 2011 at 11:08 am
and this relates to mma how??
Jugger- August 8, 2011 at 10:57 am
I love how men keep telling women that dressing slutty and sleeping around is "empowerment". And they keep believing it! Like these "slut walks" that are going on everywhere. Imagine, women marching around and protesting in order to protect their freedom to dress like hookers. Mild mannered women demanding the right to dress like hookers! Men, we've won.

Might be the greatest con-job of the sexual revolution.
Chipper- August 8, 2011 at 10:51 am
$10 says you won't see Xeno the fag in this topic. Thank God for vaginas.....except the big sloppy one that gave birth to him of course...
ReX13- August 8, 2011 at 10:38 am
Joe-Say >> sorry bro, next time i'll use the sarcasm font.
Joe-Say Aldo- August 8, 2011 at 10:33 am
Jesse Jane is "old as dirt" and "busted"?????

That's harsh. Way to alienate everyone over 30 CP. Great Job guys!
Onan- August 8, 2011 at 10:31 am
Judging by the pics above the new hotness is not looking so hot.
Fried Taco- August 8, 2011 at 10:30 am
You had me at Porn... is Dennis Hallman in the "movie"?
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