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Poster of the Day: Invicta FC Cranks the Photoshop Up to 11 in New ‘Cyborg vs. Gomes’ Ad

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, yet when we stumbled upon this poster for Invicta FC 5 – which goes down on April 5th from Kansas City – we were left with only questions. A few of the most pertinent being:

- At what point during her steroid suspension did Cris Cyborg become the world’s biggest Sons of Anarchy fan? Is Tito the one who convinced her to start emulating Gemma Morrow? [Author's note: I tremble at night thinking what will happen once she stumbles upon Batlestar Galactica.]

- Have DreamWorks and Invicta partnered up? Because the only logical explanation for the amount of Photoshop on this poster is that it is part of a subtle cross-promotion for The Croods

- Why does everyone’s stomach look like Earthworm Jim? Also, does anyone have a copy of Earthworm Jim 3D I can borrow?

- Gun to your head: Cris Cyborg or Fallon Fox?

- Gun to Lloyd Irvin’s head…that’s it.

We’d like to get a little poll going in the comments section, Nation. Which promotion’s poster reigns supreme: The sepia-hued disaster above or King of the Cage’s glorious “Fighting Legends” ad?

-J. Jones

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Mr_Misanthropy- March 9, 2013 at 10:14 pm
It's the cast of Turkish Baywatch.
RSparrow- March 9, 2013 at 12:42 pm
Left to right : Royce, vanderlei, melendez, sanchez
Sabado Gigante- March 9, 2013 at 12:08 pm
Cyborg looks eerily like Wanderlei dressed in drag
BaghdadBob- March 9, 2013 at 8:57 am
I didn't know MMA had started a third gender division: Trannies. Looks legit.
HassiumWitte- March 9, 2013 at 8:24 am
Since when did GSP grow an afro and a pair of breasts and sign with Invicta?
Dick Thickens- March 9, 2013 at 4:21 am
I'm glad Frank Stallone is out there making a name for himself. Oh and Fox btw, I like broads w a sloping brow
KungfuJaysus- March 8, 2013 at 11:50 pm
Good to know I taught u something el-floppo. Pay attention, you'll learn something else one day. Kinda creepy to know u r thinking of me. But hey, you're only human.
HEY- March 8, 2013 at 7:36 pm
While they're at it, they should have spread some of that Photoshop magic on the rest of the broads on the poster too. .
godspeed- March 8, 2013 at 6:22 pm
Is that chelsea handler on the left?
Grandmas Nutmeg- March 8, 2013 at 6:05 pm
Also, on a more serious note, I'd let Fox plow me all the way, at least he/she wants to be a woman, these others are just ick.
Grandmas Nutmeg- March 8, 2013 at 6:03 pm
So transgender biker chick vs. Skinnier Consuela from Family Guy? Better pray that Cyborg doesn't steal all the Lemon Pledge.
Jesus Frijoles- March 8, 2013 at 5:47 pm
Nobody fucks Cyborg or Fox, they do the fucking. Wonder which one has the bigger dick, pre op or post roid?
crappiefloper- March 8, 2013 at 3:17 pm
First, "fighting legends" is hands down the poster all others strive to out do.
As for the other, I gotta say, and it hurts to do so, I'd rather bang Fox. Their both dudes,at least Fox is upfront about it. And gotta figure with the hormone therapy Fox is getting, HAS to have more estrogen floating around than cyborg
Mr_Misanthropy- March 8, 2013 at 2:45 pm
Phallus Fox? Is that Mozilla's new gay porn browser?
cman- March 8, 2013 at 1:57 pm
oh come on now..... Cyborg in her *snicker* 'modeling *giggle* shots wasn't to *bites fist* bad.... and was at least born a girl.
Bwhahahahahahahahahaah
Yeah bullet.
NinJay- March 8, 2013 at 1:28 pm
Oh and Cyborg or Fox? Bullet
NinJay- March 8, 2013 at 1:26 pm
UFC 190 Drag Queens Reloaded

*from left to right*

Jake Shields, wanderlei silva, gilbert "el nina" melendez, martin "neverhitwoman" kampman
CrackMasterVanSnap- March 8, 2013 at 1:20 pm
Sara Kaufman reminds me of a slightly more feminine Joe Lauzon. Gomez looks like John Travolta from his Welcome Back Kotter days. Smith looks like she just got done pleasuring herself. And there is NO WAY that's a picture of Cyborg. Maybe it's her slightly more feminine older brother.
El Guapo- March 8, 2013 at 1:03 pm
Wait, is Elias fighting Wanderlei? Holy shit. I don't care if it's in Canada(shudder)... I'm there!

Also, I'd let Foxy Fallon massage me with those big ol' paws of his.. HER! Hers. Her paws. She's a her. I'd let her massage me... ON MY BACK! Not my crack, my back. Just ignore this last part. When is Elias fighting Wanderlei again?
El Guapo- March 8, 2013 at 12:58 pm
Fuckin Danga, that's not a photoshopped Cyborg! That's Wanderlei with a wig on. And I must admit he's looking pretty good after getting plastic surgery(that surgery is from fighting, BTW, ain't that right kungfucharlie?).
I think the Texas Tornado is on the far left. That's Elias Cepeda next to Wanderlei and on the right is that dude from Avatar who morphed back & forth into one of the tree people. Send me a t-shirt already!
The12ozCurls- March 8, 2013 at 12:52 pm
@ReX
Wolves, all day. You don't need to fuck around with peanut butter.
The12ozCurls- March 8, 2013 at 12:51 pm
Ya - WTF JJ! Why you gotta bring Lloyd Irvin into this shit?
Fried Taco- March 8, 2013 at 12:50 pm
Pull the trigger now!
ReX13- March 8, 2013 at 12:46 pm
"Gun to your head: Cris Cyborg or Fallon Fox?"

Fuck, Danga. That's like asking me if I'd rather have my penis eaten by rabid dogs or rabid wolves.
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