(Video courtesy of 8countnews.com.)
Since he lives in one of the biggest glass houses in mixed martial arts, former Toughman competitor, World Wrestling Federation guest performer, YAMMA Pitfighter and Oxblood Oxheart doppelganger Eric “Butterbean” Esch may want to think twice about tossing proverbial stones at other fighters in the sport like he has at fellow boxer-turned-mixed martial artist James Toney.
In a recent interview with 8countnews, Esch, who is promoting his Moosin: Gods of Martial Arts show May 21 in Worcester, MA calls the former IBF middleweight, super middleweight and cruiserweight champion and current NABO and IBA heavyweight champion a “circus act.” Considering that the main event of his ridiculously named show will feature 6-foot-8-inch former UFC heavyweight champion and custom chopper enthusiast Tim Sylvia versus “World’s Strongest Man” Mariusz Pudzianowski, and that Esche’s photo appears in the dictionary under the definition of “freak show,” his comments are humorously paradoxical.
Sure, Toney may face the same fate as other one-dimensional pugilists who have tried their hands and fists in the cage such as Art Jimmerson and Kimbo Slice if his fights hit the floor, but the fact is, even at 41, “Lights Out” will be the most skilled and decorated boxer to cross over into the sport. That reality alone gives him more than a typical “puncher’s chance” at making a successful run in the UFC and gives him a pass at being lumped in with the likes of Esch, Hong Man Choi, Giant Silva and Jose Canseco.
The impetus behind Butterbean’s ironic statement was likely the fact that, according to Esch, Toney broke a gentleman’s agreement the pair had that would have seen him make his MMA debut at the May 21 event. Thank Zeus, or whoever the “Gods of Martial Arts” are that Esche was able to salvage the card after Toney packed his circus tent and set up shop under the big top of the UFC.
Squaring off against 46-year-old retired hockey player, Canadian radio host and MMA virgin Lyndon Byers, Esch will undoubtedly prove that Moosin (mis-)match maker Monte Cox has a bright future setting up bouts in Japan.








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commentsRD1- Tooney feights left, BB finishes his side of beef, tooney throws a right, BB does the lumberjack tummy hit giggle, tooney gets caught in an orbit after getting hit by a free floating retired soviet satellite. BB10-9
RD2 - BB is late to the call as he tries to get the hotdoog vendors attention, minor distraction just off ring as a ring girl is missing, only evidence left is her round card, tooney mummbles a ghetto version of Mcbeth at BB, BB thinks he is at the drive thru and orders 27 whoppers. 10-10
RD3 - BB washes down whoppers with Tooneys spit bucket and looks tired. Tooney slingshots around the moon armageddon style and lands on BB's back, drills and drops a nuke. bruce willis dies, Liv tyler Cries, Ben Affleck still can't act.
TKO tooney 3:20 rd3
I miss some scrawny Brazilian dude fighting a freakish goliath and pulling off the surprise win. It's all so, what's the word, REASONABLE these days :(
Wasn't that an awkward interview ?
Butterbean:
Also known as a "Kwyjibo". A big, dumb, balding, North
American ape with no chin...
Mumbles vs Butters... "When Fat Collides"
Bens,
You guys need to seriously fix the poll on the homepage. When you put someone like James Toney as one of the options for "really" best heavyweights, when I vote, I don’t need something that says "Your vote was recorded." I need a new page with the results of the poll, and a comment section for everyone to explain their reasons, or to make fun of Brock Lesnar.
That is all. I still enjoy CP a lot. Keep it up.
Seems to me it's still better to be a circus act.
Chris Lytle must be pissed that he's not the only "lights Out" in the UFC anymore.
Toney probably had it first, but to me it's Chris Lytle's inside the octagon.
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