(Photo courtesy of SI.com)
Another UFC event is in the books, which means it’s time again to see who’s up and who’s down according to the Potato Index’s arbitrary numerical rankings system. It’s kind of like Bob Reilly’s poll, only we admit it’s total bullshit. And at least this particular brand of bullshit is more fun.
Diego Sanchez +123
“The Nightmare” proved he can cut almost forty pounds and still go three rounds at a steady pace. That could be bad news for some other lightweight contenders, though it would still be interesting to see how he stacks up against one of the better wrestlers in the division. Sean Sherk’s not too busy, is he?
Joe Stevenson -88
Another disappointing performance for Stevenson leaves us wondering where he can possibly go from here. He just doesn’t seem to have enough in his toolbox to hang with the top fighters, and secluding himself in Victorville, which is not known for its elite training facilities, certainly isn’t helping.
Demian Maia +204
If you’re going to do only one thing, you’d better do it extremely well, and Maia does. He forces another quality opponent to fight on his terms and puts him away with impressive ease. Is there any middleweight not named Anderson Silva who can pose a significant threat to him at this point?
Chael Sonnen -99
Getting submitted in two and a half minutes is not how you want to make your glorious return to the UFC. If that bout did determine the UFC’s best middleweight, at least now we know who it isn’t.
Nate Marquardt +163
He fought smart and finished with a flurry that looked like a Tekken combo. When he says he’s not the same guy who Anderson Silva pummeled, it’s hard to argue. Up next, Marquardt vs. Maia? You couldn’t ask for a better middleweight contender match.
Wilson Gouveia -54
Seems like someone has been reading his own press too much. Gouveia fell in love with the idea of his one-punch KO power and never thought further than one blow at a time. He’s got the physical tools, but isn’t long on strategy at the moment. That’s a problem he’ll need to remedy.
Dan Hardy +92
We get it, he can hit hard. He floored a tough, though somewhat overaggressive opponent in Markham. Now it’s time to move him up and see what else he can do. Jon Fitch is always good for answering questions like that, no?
Rory Markham -70
No matter how much of a bad-ass you are, no one can afford to get sloppy at this level. Markham needs to become more of a technician and less of a brawler if he’s going to stick around in the UFC.
Paulo Thiago +57
A huge upset victory is a good way to start your career in the UFC, but we’re still not completely sold. He looked outclassed for 99% of that fight, and he doesn’t seem big or strong enough to hang with some of the dominating wrestlers that populate the welterweight division. Only time will tell if he’s a flash in the pan.
Josh Koscheck -94
Everything was going beautifully until he put his head down and dove into an uppercut. Instead of complaining about the stoppage, he should admit that he got overconfident and careless. Then never do that again.
“Cigano” beats down another opponent with his clubbing right hand. From Werdum to Struve is a step down in competition, so hopefully we can see him moving upward for his next outing.
Stefan Struve -42
You don’t have to like the stoppage, but you should be thankful for it. Things were only going to get worse. Makes you wonder if there’s a place in the UFC’s heavyweight class for someone of those…proportions.
He’s not a heavyweight, but he plays one on TV. Ciesnolevicz definitely looked like a better fighter than he was in the IFL. Up next, how about giving him a go in his actual weight class?
Neil Grove -52
When you’re the bigger, taller, stronger fighter, you should probably limit the fight to areas where that is truly an asset. Trading heel hooks and ankle locks is not one of those areas. Fortunately he’ll have plenty of time to reflect on this while he rehabs that knee.
Terry Etim +55
The Anderson Silva comparisons may be a little premature, but he did look good when the fight stayed on the feet. Now did anyone understand more than three words from his post-fight interview?
Brian Cobb -49
When all you’ve got is takedowns, you’d better make the most of each one. He just didn’t look ready for this level of competition. Back to the gym.
U.K. Cards +178
Once again the UFC delivers from across the pond. As long as they keep these cards free and stack the undercard with interesting fights, there’s really nothing to complain about.
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Comments
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:11
second
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:13
and first..............dicks!
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:14
Awesome fights!...my picks were off...luckily i didnt bet any cash...
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:14
Sanchez almost looked sick to me with all that weight loss, but he still go the job done. I can't believe he didn't gas. That's pretty impressive.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:14
Chael doomed himself from the beginning. how can you not bring in a bjj guy when goin up against one of the best bjj in the game. bet that fight humbled him up.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:16
i still can't believe koscheck lost. very seldom do i root for him, but i really wanted him to win.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:18
I'm glad those 2 big Euro mofo's on the undercard didn't make it out of the first round. MMA + 200
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:20
i think sonnen was totally bullshitting by saying he didn't bring in a bjj guy. maybe he was just saying that to fool everyone. or possibly to use as an excuse in the future. or, maybe maia is just really, really good. maybe.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:21
I WILL PILLAGE YOUR ANUSES, BURN YOUR HOUSES DOWN AND EAT YOUR CHILDREN FOR BRUNCH WHILE SIPPING ON A NICE PINOT NOIR AND CASUALLY PERUSING AN ISSUE OF GENTLEMEN'S QUARTERLY, YOU FUCKING TURDLETS. NEVER QUESTION ME AGAIN.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:22
This system puts Reilly's poll to shame.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:24
I was cheering when KOS got KTFO! He is so overrated!
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:25
Joe Stevenson looks like DJ from Roseanne.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:29
The Winter Olympics are overrated. Koscheck isn't.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:31
Sherk would eat Diego for breakfast. Diego does not look strong at 155.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:32
And Paulo got lucky as hell. I'd like to see a rematch if the guys still around a couple fights from now.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:33
KOS is a tool Maia is a bad-ass And Struve needs to stick to something they do well i the Netherlands, volley ball maybe?
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:33
Hey "Jay Smith"...congratulations on not only getting the first comment, but also the SECOND!!!! That was just incredible and it shows hard work really pays off. so...keep staring at the computer screen and keep up your solid life strategy...we all appreciate it!!!!
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:39
Apparently, Namco is filing a lawsuit against Nate Marquardt for copyright infringement for his imitation of Kazuya Mishima's Glorious Demon Fist Combo.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:41
Both Marquardt and Maia are axing for a title shot. Neither fight has ever faced Yushin "Thunder" Okami. I say whoever can beat Okami first should get the next title shot.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:41
"Joe Stevenson looks like DJ from Roseanne." So true.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:46
@ latent homosexual your screen name is latent homosexual...........................
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:48
"Dammit DJ, stop peeping at your sisters when they are changing. Dan throw him in the cage and tell that Mexican boy to teach him a lesson"
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:48
Where is my boy Kadumel? That kid is the .. shizznetttt! Whaa? Yea.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:50
@Jay Smith with the Kadumel reference That's pretty brave of you to use someone elses name girl. Eat a dick..........you and Kadumel!
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:52
I'd rather be a latent homosexual than some douchebag who posts second, and than first. I won't say who. but the douches first initial is J, and his last name is Smith. J Smith.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:53
I think BuRnt is referring to Jay Smith.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:57
@ Mister Obvious Obviously.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:58
I ONLY KNOW HOW TO TYPE IN CAPITALS. CAPS LOCK IS FOR BITCHES
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:58
Stop yelling at everyone honey bunny.... use your indoor voice.... kisses!
Mon, 02/23/09 - 09:59
Anybody have a link to the video of the Marquardt finishing combo? I watched it like five times, but I forgot to save it.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:01
@ JoseMonkey I think Wilson Gouveia and Namco are doing everything they can to have that video removed.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:02
well ok look see ok playa like i said stevia melted 30 pounds off the nightmare playa
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:03
All this talk about Marquart Vs. Maia fighting for a title shot, what about Bisping vs. Hendo? or will those 2 fight for the next title shot after Marquart or Maia? input???
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:07
White stated that if Bisping can beat Hendo, (which he won't) he'll get a shot at the belt. Personally, I think Bisping can bite onto a curb while waiting in line after (and I stress the word "after") Marquardt, Maia, Hendo and Okami figure out who's the best middleweight not named Silva.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:10
I disagree with your Maia comments. Once he gets put up with a well-rounded fighter who can defend his takedowns, he will lose. I.E. Henderson, Okami, Franklin, Marquardt.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:10
unlike most people, i'm actually a fan of bisping.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:11
Marquart > Maia > Okami > Bisping
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:16
@BuRnT You'd rather take cock up the ass than post "first" here..............Wow, you got issues dude. Anyone else rather take cock up the ass than type a few words on a web site comment section................................................. Nope, just you fag!
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:16
I blame Lister for Okami's lack of a titleshot. If only the bastard wanted to actually fight, Okami wouldn't have looked so goddamn boring that night.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:17
Why does Joe Daddy keep gettin matched up with good fighters? why do people think he is good, he hasnt shown anything worth a mention in any of his fights. except he has a great guillotine...sweet, everyone loves to see a guy lose to a guillotine. Thats what they should take out of the rules at 97, No guillotines, its too lame. Input????
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:18
Jay Smith, OK??? Umm...that was kinda uber-gay dude but whatever you're cool with me. Wanna go see a movie sometime? Nothing gay, just a movie and some MMA talk. I mean if anything gay 'pops up' (no pun intended lmao) that's cool too. Cee-ya!
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:19
UK fans: -1,000 How about showing some appreciation the UFC came to your shithole?
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:20
I like when Biggie Smalls used to say: A nigga never been as broke as me / I like that / when I was young I had to pay rent / but besides that Thats kinda how i feel nowadays. Living at my sisters sucks, her boyfriends is dick, they ask for money everyday. I am like "What bitch? You think I'd be living with you and your man if I had money?" Like serriously guys, what would you do if you lost your home? I can't take this anymore. If it wasn't for MMA I wouldn't know what could keep me sane. AND THe bich is, I am too broke to fill up my gas tank, so how am I supposed to look for a job? I heard those online places like monster.com are all nigerian scamers trying to get your resume.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:23
sell drugs.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:25
@ Jay Smith Actually, you have issues. Maybe your online displays of homophobia are a sign that you are in fact a homosexual. You do mention the word "dick" a lot. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Being gay is a lot cooler than getting off by being the first to post on an MMA forum. I think it's time for you to come out of the closet.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:26
It's pushing it, but Maia is looking like a new Royce Gracie. Except Maia's doing it against guys who know what they [and he] are doing. And he still wins.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:27
Jay Smith needs to be honest. He's locked himself in the closet.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:28
I thought about that but I never dealt with that marijuana stuff before so I don't know how that works. Plus I doubt $17 will get me started in that business. THAT IS WHay I'm waiting on this god damn site for these two Jews to put up some type of contest for some moolah. I would win for sure and then get my drug empire rolling!
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:30
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Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:32
now that is a business plan. i'll be the first to put in an order.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:32
Gay Smith just got pwned.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:33
now that is a slick business plan.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:36
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Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:39
You know I was thinking.... That Struve guy would be HUGE in Japan.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:41
You guys are making me feel as famous as TUF Guy. Thanks fags.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:42
+972 Not shelling out the $45 to watch the fights, I think it's all part of the UFC stimulus package.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:42
Great show. Its funny how the small name fights tend to be more exciting than the big name matches.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 10:49
I can't believe Koscheck got KO'd by a guy who looks like Bert from Sesame Street. Terry Etim's accent is so thick, my ol' lady refused to believe he's British and that English really is his native language.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 11:02
Court Case in The News (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to Joe 'Daddy' Stevenson, whom the boy firmly believes is not capable of beating anyone.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 11:09
I can't agree more! After Kos insane KO over Yoshida and the aggressive start to this last fight Kos is growing on me.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 11:39
joe stevenson should be like -200
Mon, 02/23/09 - 11:54
@cw Congrats on stealing an internet joke and wasting our freakin time here with it. You're the shit dude.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 12:00
Sanchez talked about walking through Florian to win the ultimate fighter and then fails to finish Joe Daddy when Florian destroyed him. Sanchez looked distinctly ordinary to me.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 12:17
Diego looked like a bobble-head with rabies...now there's an idea for the next "action figure"... I think his pace will give some guys fits, but anyone with good technique and/or strength will nullify that - ala Sherk (if he decides to pull his head out of his ass and remember he's not a boxer), BJ (should walk all over him in every area, assuming he gets back in shape) and maybe even Florian, who can handle the pace now that he's in his rightful weight class.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 12:36
Terry Etim: "Hiahushushhshtriedhshandolzshizorformuhnectsfoyt. Thanks."
Mon, 02/23/09 - 02:36
I like how you state that's it will be interesting to see how thiago will be able to hang with the "dominant wrestlers" at 170...it almost makes you think why kos (perhaps the most dominant wrestler at 170) didnt use much of his superior ability in that area to control and win the fight...heck we may even spend more time talking about that than the "early stoppage" if that wasnt pushed down everyone's throat...sorta reminds me of bj and his attempt to distract everyone from his shtty prep and effort and the real reasons he lost...maybe kos will actually watch some tape now on his opponents and remember what got him to where he is, and if that knocked a little humility into him that couldnt hurt either...
Mon, 02/23/09 - 02:42
jay smith ------> "Ebaumsworld.com." "break.com" try either of these sites.... you'll fit right in.
Mon, 02/23/09 - 03:41
sanchez vs sherk! please i would love to see that!
Mon, 02/23/09 - 03:45
Pino Noir is for sissieslike yourself, If you've eaten children you would know a malbec is a better pairing...Asshole
Mon, 02/23/09 - 07:07
@Dave W hahahahaha totally
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Tue, 02/24/09 - 07:35
I like watching Maia fight, but he's not long for success in UFC. Mark my words, Damien Maia's clock is ticking.
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