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Pro Elite For Sale at Auction, Everything Must Go!

(Name your price, gentleman.)

Maybe now we know why Pro Elite is trying to hold on to existing fighter contracts, and it isn’t because they intend to hold an event in early 2009. It’s because Showtime and CBS are auctioning off all their assets. This, according to an SEC filing this week:

“Showtime gave the Issuer a notice pursuant to the Security Agreement, as amended, that it intends to sell all of the Issuer’s personal property, whether tangible or intangible, to the highest bidder at a public sale,” the filing states. “Showtime reserves its rights under the Security Agreement, as amended, and applicable law to adjourn or cancel the sale and thereafter dispose of such property in a public or private sale or in any other manner provided by applicable law.”

Awesome, everybody loves an auction!

The way I see it, there’s never been a better time to scoop up some fighter contracts and start an impromptu MMA organization in your backyard. You get all your buddies together, everybody throws in a few bucks, and the next thing you know you have Nick Diaz and Robbie Lawler ready to throw down at your next party. If you move fast you might even get them to throw in some of the EliteXC hip-hop dancers.

That’s it, let’s take up a collection right now. Think of the possibilities…

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Krazy Kracker- November 4, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Glad you wouldn't lose much, because I predict Krazy Kracker the winner by rape, 2 minutes into the third.
Jay Smith- November 4, 2008 at 5:51 pm
"I bid 50k it would be my life savings but imagaine"
Anybody believe that one?????.............
And I'd be willing to be my life savings, which is pretty much non existent, that Gina could whoop Krazy Krackers ass!!!
Mr Josh- November 4, 2008 at 10:30 am
LMFAO @ Krazy Kracker!!!
Krazy Kracker- November 4, 2008 at 6:29 am
If I had Gina's contract the only thing getting beaten up would be her luscious beefcurtains, and the only eye pokes would be her brown one when I "slipped"... repeatedly.

I would set up a Diaz vs Kimbo fight, crowning Biggest Douchebag Alive at the end. Winner gets a year's supply of dicks to suck in either the 209 or the 305, and their own 28 second highlight DVD of all ShoXC events.
Allan- November 4, 2008 at 4:08 am
I would not bet $1 for Kimbo.

You'd have to give me money to take that dumbass contract.
Horror Fighter- November 4, 2008 at 1:45 am
I bid ten bucks for Kimbo's beard. It's getting cold, and I need a winter coat.
tpark- November 4, 2008 at 12:27 am
Just think about it... Cagepotato; the first ever web-site turned MMA promoter.hmmm I am willing to throw down a cple thousand here and there but only for Gina and Diaz. hahaha. If I could have Diaz under contract, I'd have him ktfo everyone i hate. hahaha
Martin- November 3, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Anonymous- November 3, 2008 at 10:22 pm
I bid 50k it would be my life savings but imagaine having Nick Diaz, Robbie Lawler and Gina Carino all under contract.

Could I get Kimbo to work the door at the porno shoot?
matt- November 3, 2008 at 9:42 pm
i think affliction is going to throw a crazy amount of money around on these fighters and throw themselves in the hole anymore and go under then the ufc will pick up these fighters at a reasonable price
Anonymous- November 3, 2008 at 8:55 pm
WOW! who is the HO-MO that wrote that and even thought about picking up Diaz and Lawler for your next party when you could have Gina!! you really do putt from the rough dont you!
Drew- November 3, 2008 at 8:42 pm
lets all kick in $1.00 and buy kimbo
K.E.G.- November 3, 2008 at 8:39 pm
I got a sawbuck on it
Toad- November 3, 2008 at 8:31 pm
haha im in! Nick Diaz at a party would just be fantastic...and better yet under contract? ohh yah lets through down man
cpanger- November 3, 2008 at 8:10 pm
i'll give you 5 bucks and a donkey punch for that one you call Gina.
Shawn- November 3, 2008 at 7:58 pm
We could literally buy Gina Carano. I had a dream like that once. That was one of those nights were I woke up and the dog was licking my balls.